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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:31 PM // 23:31   #1
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Default Worst Build Ever
Sure you can browse these forums for hours looking for just the right build... but why do that when you can have the crappiest build ever made?

Here it is:

Class:
Mesmer/Warrior (make character male and as gay-looking as possible)

Attributes:
Don't use any of those points, just leave 'em

Skill Bar:
1. Signet of Capture
2. Signet of Capture
3. Signet of Capture
4. Signet of Capture
5. Signet of Capture
6. Signet of Capture
7. Signet of Capture
8. Signet of Capture

Equipment:
Starter Elemental Rod
Starter armor dyed pink or purple with all five pieces having superior runes of fast casting

To make use of this build, go to the Fire Island Chain and stand in lava pit until dead to save others the trouble of pwning you.
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:35 PM // 23:35   #2
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Brilliant!
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:42 PM // 23:42   #3
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I think the crappiest build would be no weapons, skills, or armor.

Mesmer is nice though!

Thanks for saving me the trouble of finding the right build.
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:52 PM // 23:52   #4
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Ya, agree with chris. That would be the worst build. Thought that build is pretty bad....no scratch that.....VERY bad.....uselesss.....and male mesmers are gay looking....hahahaa....
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:55 PM // 23:55   #5
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Awesome build, might want a rez signet in there?
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:56 PM // 23:56   #6
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Okay, no weapons works, but you need the crappy armor for the runes on it, which give you a total of -375 health.
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:56 PM // 23:56   #7
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That's not the worst build ever... you could leech off a capping group with that build very well! :P


THIS is the worst build

Monk/X

No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped


has to be monk because people would expect you to heal. This is the most detrimental build possible.
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 11:58 PM // 23:58   #8
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Originally Posted by RoF
That's not the worst build ever... you could leech off a capping group with that build very well! :P


THIS is the worst build

Monk/X

No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped


has to be monk because people would expect you to heal. This is the most detrimental build possible.
I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.

Example:

Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!

...and so on.
Last edited by Doomlord_Slayermann; Nov 18, 2005 at 12:05 AM // 00:05..
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 12:08 AM // 00:08   #9
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lol. Great idea!
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 12:42 AM // 00:42   #10
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Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.

Example:

Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!

...and so on.
ROFL, hours of endless fun await.
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 12:58 AM // 00:58   #11
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what abouty me/n ...then use blood renewal to kill yourself before the match even starts?!
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 01:10 AM // 01:10   #12
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what abouty me/n ...then use blood renewal to kill yourself before the match even starts?!
No need for that - if you start calling your Signet of Capture right away, your entire team will log out and you will be able to suicide with style against the opposing team, then inform them that your build is teh invinciblezorz, that they are all hackers, and that you will promptly report them to ArenaNet.
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #13
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Lol lmao roflcopter.

You could just be lvl 5 with all sup runes on crappy armor with no skills and a vampiric weapon.

you die in about 2 seconds you spawn.
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #14
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Lol lmao roflcopter.

You could just be lvl 5 with all sup runes on crappy armor with no skills and a vampiric weapon.

you die in about 2 seconds you spawn.
Another great idea... I was assuming that we were talking about a lvl 20 PvP character here, but yeah, that works.
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 05:06 AM // 05:06   #15
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now you just need keystone sig for your elite
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #16
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I beg to differ on one thing; Male Mesmers don't look gay! They look slightly..frilly.

--The Shim
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #17
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Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.

Example:

Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!

...and so on.
I fell off my chair laughing...
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 04:02 PM // 16:02   #18
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Sorry, but I've made worse builds.

E/Mo

Energy Storage 12
Earth 16

Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing

Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die.
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 07:14 PM // 19:14   #19
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Sorry, but I've made worse builds.

E/Mo

Energy Storage 12
Earth 16

Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing

Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die.
Let me make it clear one more time that this build is crappy unto itself, not to the team, though it will certainly piss them off.
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Old Nov 18, 2005, 09:32 PM // 21:32   #20
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Thank you, all. You made me laugh until I stopped breathing, but only for a moment.

Side note: I've seen a couple male mesmers who were hot. But only a couple.
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