Curse

LucasLun · Dec 08, 2005, 03:00 AM // 03:00

Sometime you have to realize and accept that this game is not your ordinary mmorpg. You can beat this game, 100%. You can play every mission, finish every quest, and unlock every town. You can have a lvl 20 elite character with armor worth 1 million gold that even looks 1 million times more uber than your cheap set with the exact same stats. Cant afford to be pimp? No worries! Ebay is just a click away. So, Ive got my pimpin gear. Then what? This is PVE, so lets go kill some fake monsters who run in circles with some fake henchman who also run in circles. Sweetness. But now Im bored; these enemies arent human and dont cuss and call me a noob when I kill them. Now what? PVP? Yes, that is available. You can unlock every upgrade and skill very easily, duh, all you need to do is play 10 hours a day or use a faction bot and you'll get them in no time. Then? Congrats, you are now able to play any build. So head to an 8 man tournament. You can go with a PUG group for instant playing, nobody is stopping you. Will you progress? Yeah, dont worry, everyone wins once after 100 tries with a PUG group . Ok, but how about joining an organized group? Oh yes, you can. First, you must flash your rank, because if you didnt know, your experience with playing is directly proportional to your rank. Ask any rank 9 who got his account off ebay, he will concur that he is 9x more skilled than any of you because he can make a sexy yellow dragon. So now youve got your 8 experienced men ready to make a clean sweep to halls. But first, you must disclose any promise A-net said about this game depending solely on your skills. This is Build Wars, not Guild Wars. Cheap and mediocre formations come first, not your 10 years of video-game playing to the point of perfected nimble reflexes. After sharing your ingenious strategy to the group, its time to battle. First opponent, IWAY. Dont worry, these are only deer flashing newbs who use someone elses build and dont understand why it actually wins. Use your original build to the max. Use every quick instinct you have in you to defeat them. But 60 seconds later, your dead? What? How did they do that? This doesnt make sense, I thought my expertise on Build Wars would wtfpwn these noobs. So lets warp back home. Should we try again? Sure, just spend another hour trying to find 4 more men to replace the ones that mysteriously dropped, then you can keep trying to your hearts desire...or until another drops, but no biggie. Just keep in mind, effort is crucial, because if you do happen to win halls, you get treasure beyond your imagination. Xtreme Godly Gold items for your uber PVE character so he can pwn even more brainless monsters. What else can you win? The mother of all, Celestial Sigils. These items allow you to buy your own guild hall to play even more Build Wars with guild members who are online once a week for 10 whole minutes. But not only do you get treasure for winning, you get fame. Do you have any idea how awesome fame is? If you win 10,000 times you too can have your personal yellow dragon that you can flash to show your amazing skill at Build Wars. Are you catching on? With more fame you get more opportunities to join even more uber groups to get even more fame! Do you realize what you can do with MORE fame?? Even STRONGER groups!! These groups dont just win 1/5 rounds, they win 1/4!!!! Do you have any idea how unbelievably awesome that is?!?!? No?! Im sorry, but I just cant explain the feeling because no english words have yet been created for such an emotion. If any one of these qualities please you, play this game. This is just not Guild Wars, this is Build Wars, the leading product in life wastement as of 12/7/05. I dont know about you, but my nervous twitch is acting up again without my daily dosage of Build Wars, so I must go right back to playing! See ya!

Savio · Dec 08, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47

A rant is not a build.

This forum is for builds.

There is no forum for rants without any constructive purpose in them. Without any rants or blatant flamebait, this could possibly go in the Gladiator's Arena. If you can construct a post without rants and with paragraphs, then go post there.

So, closed.