Curse

Bango Skank · Jun 27, 2005, 02:22 AM // 02:22

I thought I'd share this secret bit of wisdom with my fellow Guild Wars players. This build is used as a support class and can be invaluable. This is best used with a Mo/Me combination, but many others will work fine. Focus is on group sanity and well being. For certain missions you may find it beneficial to switch out Bane of Noob for Noob Tap or Syphon Common Sense for energy management. "WTF?" can also be used in place of "wait. WAIT," if you have a good nuker in your party. Furthermore, the Alt+F4 (Elite) skill can be used with great effect as well.

At level 20, I have 13 in Noob Prayers (with runes), 11 in Common Sense and 7 in Patience. Alternately, there are many excellent skills that use the Disbelief attribute instead of Patience. Feel free to experiment. After all, fun is the name of the game! Enjoy!

Signet of Noob - If target Noob is taking any action at all, that player is knocked down and you gain +3 energy.

Glyph of Common Sense - For 10 seconds, target Noob gains +10 intelligence and is forced to think before their actions. When Signet of Noob ends, you gain all dropped items reserved for target Noob.

Greater Noob Barrier - For 5 seconds, all Noobs in party may not pass the white line in the map window or aggro every available mob while your energy recharges.

Bane of Noob - While you maintain this "Enchantment," target noob can not act. Your other skills recharge 10% slower while Bane of Noob is active.

"wait. WAIT." - For 5 seconds, target Noob can not assume pulling duties without notifying the rest of the group.

Delusion of Grandeur - For 30 seconds, all foes take triple damage from Noobs in your party. When Delusion of Grandeur ends, target Noob must say "Woot."

Shatter L33t - A11 m3mb3rs 0f y0ur party sp3ak1ng 1n l33t ar3 kn0ck3d d0wn. Th1s sp311 caus3s 3xhaust10n.

Aura of Sanity - For 20 seconds after major combat ends, your party regroups, heals, and regains energy before continuing.

Banish (Elite) - Target player is replaced by a henchman of the same profession and is returned to town to "LFG."

-Bango Skank was here

Bango Skank · Jun 27, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31

And yes, before you ask, my Skill bar has the elusive 9th slot. Thankee-sai.

-Bango Skank seeks the Crimson King

Tellani Artini · Jun 27, 2005, 02:32 AM // 02:32

I think you should move all your points from Patience to Disbelief and switch in the following skills:

RTFM - Ritual. Create a level 1 spirit. For 120 seconds, for all noobs in the area, the game is minimized and Acrobat reader scrolls through the game manual. If a noob actually decides to target and kill this spirit, the game ends.

"Quit Hitting The Tank!" - Shout. For 15 seconds, all noobs in the area can only attack the most heavily armored opponent. When this skill ends, the other team's healer uses the /yawn emote.

Es Onizuka · Jun 27, 2005, 02:40 AM // 02:40

To get to Draknor's Forge without doing anything, press and hold the Alt button, while pressing and holding the Manual Restart button. Works like a charm

Aadio · Jun 27, 2005, 05:46 AM // 05:46

Awesome post man. Made me giggle quite a bit.

Entropius · Jun 27, 2005, 05:51 AM // 05:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aadio

Awesome post man. Made me giggle quite a bit.

As a healer, I wish I had:

Snare Noob -- Hex Spell. Reduce target other ally Wa/Mo's movement by 90%. This spell has twice the normal spell range.

(so you can actually heal the Wa/Mo noob that ran off through mobs that otherwise you can't run down and drop an Infuse on)

Yukito Kunisaki · Jun 27, 2005, 03:30 PM // 15:30

Most impressive...

Mistress Dasha · Jun 27, 2005, 03:36 PM // 15:36

lmao.. way to funny..

/salute