Curse

Sidra · Nov 19, 2006, 09:44 PM // 21:44

"HEART!" Stance. You summon a disembodied heart, which proceeds to insert itself in target foe's throat and choke them to death. If target foe's environmental footprint was larger than it should have been, Captain Planet is summoned to whipe out the entire battlefield.

manaleak34 · Nov 19, 2006, 10:59 PM // 22:59

"Your The Man Now Dog!" Elite Shout Target Ally gains +5 Health and Energy Regenaration for 1...4 Seconds

"Punch The Keys For God's Sake!" Shout All allies in the area attack 33% faster for 3...6 seconds

"Yes, YES!" Shout If there is a dead foe in the area all alies gain 20...50 Health

"Do A Barrel Roll!" Shout Target ally has a 30%...70% chance to dodge attacks for 5...10 Seconds

"It's Time to D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!" Elite shout All players except you and target foe cannot attack or use skills until you or target foe have died

"Everyone Has Aids!" Elite Shout For 1...3 seconds all foes have 1..5 Health degeneration.

Oren The Destroyer · Nov 20, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02

"Iway war lfg" All creatures within earshot die. you lose all fame. for 10 seconds, you gain +6 health regen and attack 25% faster for each dead ally in the area. when this shout ends, you gain 180 fame.

extra bacon · Nov 20, 2006, 06:18 AM // 06:18

"Care Bear stare!" - For 15...45 seconds, all enemies within earshot have their weapons turn into red iris flowers.

jaibas17 · Nov 20, 2006, 07:55 AM // 07:55

"power of rurik!!"for 10-150 seconds, your weapon deals fire damage, you gain the appearance of a stubborn prince, and scream "for ascalon!" every 10-1 second, and you have -35 health regeneration

FeuerFrei · Nov 20, 2006, 09:10 AM // 09:10

"WAMMO FTW" - All players become Wammos for 100s. This is an elite skill.

**Marty Silverblade** · Nov 20, 2006, 09:44 AM // 09:44

"There's Nothing Wrong With Mending!"

Elite Shout. All nearby allies are enchanted with Mending and all nearby foes are given Shatter Enchantment. If Mending is shattered before the duration ends, the ally gets an err 7.

FeuerFrei · Nov 20, 2006, 03:23 PM // 15:23

"U....U TALKIN TO ME??" Elite Shout.

All enemies within earshot cower and flee for their lives.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 20, 2006, 03:44 PM // 15:44

"Cuppa T Luv?" - elite Skill. All party members hold a Cup of Tea, When this item is dropped that party member is healed to max health, loses any conditions and Hexes.

druggedchimp · Nov 21, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04

"Help! Oh Please, somebody help me!" Spawns Superman to your location for 10...100 seconds. Superman does 1,000,000 damage with each of his attacks.

"Zeig Hail!" Elite Form. You become Adolf Hitler for 60 seconds. You wield a Luger that does 100-500 damage with each attack. When this form ends, you shoot yourself. If you become depressed or saddened in any way, this form ends early.

"Oh No You Didn't!" Target foe says "Oh Yes I Di-id!"

xxSilhouette · Nov 21, 2006, 03:14 AM // 03:14

"R.E.S.P.E.C.T!!!!" - Shout. For 10 seconds all foes within earshot cannot attack, cast spells, or harm you in any way.

Thallandor · Nov 21, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by extra bacon

"Care Bear stare!" - For 15...45 seconds, all enemies within earshot have their weapons turn into red iris flowers.

omg...OMGZ..

"Fire at will!" - For 3...9 seconds all allies within earshot increases attack speed by 33% but do 25% less damage.

"Go for the Balls!' - The next attack of allies within earshot have a 10...85% of being a critical hit which will cause enemies to be knockeddown for 1....3 seconds.

"WTS 1337 stuff 100k+XX ectos!"-summon 1...1337 scammer spirits that start randomly spamming the chat and trade channel that last for 1....1337 hours.

Wilhelm · Nov 21, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38

"Don't Interrupt Me" For 27-74 seconds, you take the form of Michael Richards, (Kramer from Seinfeld) and the next foe to attack you is discrimated against. When this Shout ends, you are err 7'd and your career is over.

manaleak34 · Nov 21, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

'Say Hello To My Little Friend!!!" Elite Shout You deal +10...+70 more damage on your attacks for 8 seconds

"OMG NERF" Elite Shout A random skill on target foe's skillbar becomes this skill.

"I'm Batman." Shout All foes in the Area attack 33% Slower for 2...10 Seconds

Taurus · Nov 21, 2006, 04:24 AM // 04:24

"Voltron Represent !" - All creatures within earshot do nothing but dance for 30 seconds, after that all alies pout and pull out a Voltron's sword wich makes target foe lose 1000 health next time it hits.

Nickhimself · Nov 21, 2006, 08:34 AM // 08:34

"Beat it!" - Shout. For 10 ... 15 seconds all creatures within earshot start dancing. The first creature within earshot to stop "beating it" (lol) takes 200...300 damage and is knocked down for 3 seconds. Any movement refreshes "Beat it!"

"Who's useless now? Is it you?!" - Shout. All party members that have a Signet of Capture currently equipped are instantly killed. Upon resurrection, they are killed again. This shout is re-applied every time a party member within earshot died.

"I can tank anything, I have 100 al!" Chant, Shout, Stance, Form, Banana. - For 15 seconds target ally has 100 Armor Rating vs Crenellated Swords and -300 Armor Rating vs every other type of damage known to man. Including long-term psychological damage.

"LOL" - Shout. All party members within earshot become crippled for 1 ... 15 seconds, and are forced to watch one of 300 ... 50,000,000 random clips from TV's Family Guy, The Simpsons, or South Park.

"I Err 7'd, sorry!" - Shout. Only usable in an outpost. Immediately apologize for leaving group after you noticed it was full of tanks and Dunkoro level 16 Mo/D was the only healer. Everyone totally believes you.

"I lived in the stone age!" - Shout. You are teleported to Pre-Searing Ascalon where you can do whatever the hell you want, just so you can go back and enjoy the game again with elite gear.

"Logitech should make headphones called Headpwns" - Shout. I just wanted to add this, because it's the truth.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 21, 2006, 09:40 AM // 09:40

"Zerg Rush!" - All enemys within range become Zerglings and instantly charge you. All enemys that become Zerglings attack for +10....30 damage and suffer from -10.....30 armour

"To The Bat Mobile!" - You and your party members are placed into the Bat mobile and move +100% faster. Any enemy melee attacks on the Bat mobile cause the attacker to receive 50 Lightning damage.

"Computer says NO!" - You automatically d/c. All enemys within range get an Err7 message.

"If i lay here!" - Your character lays down. While laying down you are invunerable to harm. Any party members that become adjacent to u while this is in effect lays down also. This effect ends if u move.

Cow Tale · Nov 21, 2006, 10:42 AM // 10:42

"Oh you're just Silly!" - all players who created a skimpy, half naked male paragon, officially come out of the closet and are teleported to Michael Jackson's neverland ranch.

Taurus · Nov 21, 2006, 10:54 AM // 10:54

"Enemy Walker Spotted !" - All Party members crouch and get a new weapon spell called Rocket Launcher.

"Incoming Airstrike at your position" - All Party members are immune to the effects of the Meteor Shower spell.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 21, 2006, 11:09 AM // 11:09

"Take Cover!" - You and all party members duck. An airstrike hits all creatures within Agro range that are not ducking for 250 damage

"What the?" - Target enemy suffers from dazed for 20 seconds

"Oh Dear!" - U perform your guilds death ritual and die.

"Nooooo!" - Your charcter uses Prod to push any nearby enemys off a cliff if they are adjactent to one.

"Ill Get you for that!" - If you are hit by an enemy in the next 10 seconds, ur character pulls out a banana bomb, plants in on ur enemys head and then ninja ropes away

"Kamakarze!" - For 2 seconds you character powers up and then uses kamakarze which hits enemy for 1000 damage. You die.