Curse

qvtkc · Nov 16, 2006, 05:11 PM // 17:11

"I have Mending on me!" - For 10 seconds, you gain 3 pips of health regeneration, -1 pip of energy regeneration, Shatter Enchantment does double damage on you, and any enemy or party member within earshot will automatically use the shout "Omfg Stupid Wamo".

"Omfg stupid wamo" - Target enemy/party member receives -15% death penalty, and everyone else within earshot stops to laugh. If target has no resurrection skill equipped, s/he cannot be resurrected. Ever.

I pwnd U · Nov 16, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42

"Nik!"- all enemies cower in fear and cover their ears for 5-25 seconds

"It"- all enemies start saying it and covering their ears for 30-40 seconds

milias · Nov 16, 2006, 05:51 PM // 17:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by extra bacon

"Respect mah authoritah!" - Enemies within earshot lose all enchantments and are knocked down from laughter.

But but but, that was supposed to be my line!!!

"I Want My Mommy!" - For 1-10 seconds, enemies within earshot take pity on you and deal 10-50% less damage.

Mike_version2 · Nov 16, 2006, 09:51 PM // 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metasynaptic

"You will be exterminated!" Shout. Your party attaack 100% faster, and are meglomaniacally insane for 15 seconds.

I dont need no stinking shout to go meglomaniacally insane!

anyways....

"I Will Always Love You!" Elite Form Shout. All adjacent Allies and all adjacent foes are turned into Celine dion. When under this form, all your skills are turned into the lyrics of I Will Always Love You, if you are holding a weapon, that is changed into a microphone.

Maximumraver · Nov 16, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17

"And there was much rejoicing" All party members gain +2% morale boost.

"You have no chance to survive" Target foe now has all conditions on him, each lasting 20 seconds. If followed by "Make Your Time" Target foe dies instantly.

"Ni!" All foes cover their ears and are knocked down every time you use this shout.

Taurucis · Nov 16, 2006, 11:57 PM // 23:57

"What to do?!" Every ally within earshot deploys any random skill against target foe.

"He did it!" If you were recently attacked by a mob, the wammo in your party err7's.

"Leeches belong in swamps!" If you have a leech in your party, he/she is teleported into the middle of the battlefield and sinks into a swamp. After 6...10 seconds the leech becomes free game for all and cannot attack, move, or use skills.

"I forgot my line!" All your Shouts and Chants are disabled for 15...5 seconds. All foes within earshot are interrupted and will stop and stare at you.

"Stand and deliver!" 5...30 items from target lucky player's inventory and storage disappear and they appear in your inventory and storage. Items that can't fit appear on the ground.

"My ecto noobcake!" Target ecto is reserved for you, and all creatures within your radar won't drop anything.

"Kurzicks are not emo!" Target Luxon dies.

"Luxons are not hippies/pirates!" Target Kurzick dies.

"Now serving: Turtle soup and salad!" All Siege Turtles and Juggernauts are destroyed, leaving the items Turtle Soup and Juggernaut Salad on their corpses. Turtle soup makes you spit fireballs and Juggernaut Salads make you toss up the previous thing you ate.

"My stupid dog pulled the cord!" You err7, and your team's remaining members will face a Level 20 (Your name here)'s Dog.

"Insert Lame Excuse Here" Your whole party loses Infusion from all their armor. Twenty Undead Lichs, Fifty Shiro Tagachis, Prince Rurik, Varesh, a hundred Mursaat, and a huge number of Shiro'ken assault your party. You are teleported to a safe place.

"My Granny Walks Faster!" Target foe is crippled for 10...22 seconds and suffers from the hex Shame at 16 levels of Domination.

"Home Run!" A large, solid sphere strikes target in face, dealing 60...200 damage and knocks him/her down. Your speed is increased by 50%, you have +10 health regen, and you take 10% damage from everything. You automatically run back to the nearest outpost.

"Foul Ball!" A large, solid sphere strikes target in face, causing Poison and Disease for 15...20 seconds. When Foul Ball ends, you err7.
~
Sometimes I love having a brother

Mesmer in Need · Nov 17, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sophitia Leafblade

"Ow" - You become an avator of Micheal Jackson and spin around on the spot hitting all adjactcent enemys for 10.....35 RAPE damage. You then become crippled and suffer from deep wound.

fixed

Eugaet · Nov 17, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

"I'm your huckleberry." For 5 seconds, you attack 100% faster, but develop a crippling cough for 10...45 seconds. Target foe and yourself cannot attack anyone else except each other. Target foe begins referring to you as 'lunger'. If you win the duel, you stand over your fallen enemy and say, "You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all." In the event that you don't, your boots are removed and you repeat "I'll be damned. This is funny." until you are resurrected.

"Hey, you know what they say..." All battle stops. You say, "See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em." All other paragons, ally and foe alike, say, "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!" All other non-paragons, ally and foe alike, are confused for 10...60 seconds.

Bonus points if you know which movie the second one is taken from.

extra bacon · Nov 17, 2006, 06:33 AM // 06:33

"You're breakin my balls" - For 60 seconds, all items in your inventory have 10...100 times its original merchant value.

xorn · Nov 17, 2006, 08:13 AM // 08:13

"Skeet Skeet" - For 10 seconds all your skills turn into 3 shouts, "Yeah", "What?!", and "OK!"
"Yeah" - For 20 seconds all your skills will become the /nod command
"What?!" - For 10 seconds you take double damage because you have no idea what is going on.
"OK!" - For 60 seconds your vision is blurred because you are drunk.
"G-g-g-g-g-unit!" - For 10 seconds you and your party are invulnerable to bullets.

Lord Sojar · Nov 17, 2006, 10:35 AM // 10:35

"Worst Day Evar!" Your entire party dies except you. You now have +30 Health Regeneration, +10 energy Regeneration, +400 armor, but cannot attack or use skills.

"I am your Father!" You become target foes Father. You roll dice to determine if you seduce them to the Darkside. If seduced, target foe joins your team.

"Fear Leads to Anger, Anger Leads to Hate, Hate Leads to Suffering" All foes within earshot attack 33% faster for 5 seconds. After these 5 seconds, all foes within earshot attack 100% faster, but are blinded for 10 seconds. After these 10 seconds pass, all Targets suffer -30 health degeneration and take 20 damage per second for 30 seconds.

"Meesa Jar Jar Binks" You become an annoying Gungan. Your attacks cause Dazed and Crippled for 30 seconds, and you interrupt all foes actions upon hit. After 60 seconds, your team turns on you screaming in contempt as they begin to dismember you. You die.

"I feel Good! Like Sugar and Spice" You are invulnerable for the next 20 seconds. Only Richard Nixon can harm you. After 20 seconds, you have the munchies and error 7.

"I'm too sexy for this Spear" You spear becomes a sexy woman. This woman seduces all nearby foes for 20 seconds. While seduced, foes cannot attack female characters except those that are ugly.

"Oh Mr. Frodo!" For the next 30 second you become a flaming gay, short, ugly, hairy-footed creature known as a Hobbit. You complain endlessly and are incapable of doing anything useful. When this ends, Lord Zauron spawns at your location and kills you. This is an elite skill.

"Over my dead body!" You die. All party members deal +100 dmg for the next 10 seconds. This is an elite skill.

"This is all your fault." All allies suffer -7 HP degen. You gain 40 energy and experience +14 Health

"Don't everyone thank me at once." You gain 50-3000 gold. All party members lose 200-50 gold.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." Target allies chokes and loses 100HP. You gain 400 HP.

"We're doomed." All allies within earshot gain +200 armor but experience -3 Health Degen.

"The Force is strong with this one." Target ally deals holy damage and has a 20-85% higher chance to critical.

"The Force will be with you, always." Your character is deleted. All party members gain +10 energy regen permanently.

"You are Terminated" You disintegrate target foe. This is an elite skill.

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy." You team escapes through the garbage chute. You must battle Glint.

"I'm not such a bad pilot myself." You die. All allies within earshot gain 10....60 energy.

"YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home." All allies within ear shot wield proton torpedos and do not use guidance systems. All heavily armored foes in the area explode.

"They're tracking us." All party members become invisible.

Queenie · Nov 17, 2006, 11:42 AM // 11:42

"Exterminate!" - Elite shout, all foes drop dead.

"Delete!" - Elite shout, target foe desintrigrates.

Doctor Who Ftw. >_>'

extra bacon · Nov 17, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54

"Eeeeh, macarena!" - All enemies within earshot are interrupted and start doing the macarena for 10...60 seconds. Enemies doing the macarena suffer from Embarrassment and have -50 armour.

Bobbbo Ob · Nov 17, 2006, 12:52 PM // 12:52

Tis but a Scratch! Shout. If you are missing an arm(or suffering from Deep-wound), you cannot take more than 5% damage from your max. health.

allright, we'll call it a draw. Shout. If you are below 50% max health. all foes health within earshot also drops below 50%.

Lord Sojar · Nov 17, 2006, 12:53 PM // 12:53

"You can do it ALL NIGHT LONG!" You begin hip thrusting the nearest female elementalist regardless of your class or gender. This infuriates the female ele, and she nukes you. The damage you receive is negated and heals your party members for that amount.

"I'm dead!" You use this skill after you die. This skill annoys your teammates, until they use rez sig on you. If your team dies before rezzing you, you are auto rezzed because you are important and it wasn't obvious you died. If you rez in this way, you cannot die again for 5 minutes, but deal -100....-10 dmg.

"Please don't aggro that group." You shout this to the n00b wammo in your party. If the n00b wammo aggros the group you ping on radar, he dies instantly and err7s, and is replaced by a Sunspear Warrior hero.

"IWay Group LF More IWays! R3+, no n00bz!" You automatically aquire a group of all R3 iway players. Once you begin the mission, you pets will not die. Sucks to be you.

"WTS: FDS! Perfect! GOLD! MAX! BEST SWORD IN GAME!" Your account is deleted. Goodbye.

"Rez faster, we need more minons!" The next time your parties Minion Master animates undead ally, they create 20 of that undead ally's type. This skill bypasses minion limitation.

"Rezmers PWN!" You rez all allies with maximum health and maximum energy. This shout casts instantly with no recharge. 10 energy.

"Eviscerate this BiATCH!" You now wield a Perfect Sundering Chaos Axe of Fortitude. For the next 20 seconds, you skill bar is replaced with all Eviscerates. You have unlimited adrenaline.

"WTF Build is that?" Target ally's crappy build is replaced by a build of your choice. This is an elite skill.

"Factions sucks!" The ANET team who created Factions dies and the Prophecies team reconfigures Factions to actually be good.

"OMG, Nerf that skill, it so overpowered!" If target foe has any skill which adversely affects your build, that skill is unable to be cast/used. If target foe attempts to use it, they are banned from the game for 1 week and you are given a free Bone Dragon mini pet and bitching award.

"Mesmers suck!" You die in real life and your account is deleted. You are a noob.

"Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, Heart, Go Planet!" Used before "The Power is Yours!" With this chain, you summon the avatar of Captain Planet. He instantly ownz any necromancers in the area, and clears your party of conditions and hexes for the next 15 minutes. This is an elite skill.

"Form Voltron!" You and your party members link together and form Voltron. You control this giant robot. Your skill bar is replaced with: Soul Vortex, Spectral Agony, Jagged Crystal Skin, Impossible Odds, Crystal Hibernation, Turtle Siege, Turtle Shell, Juggernaut Toss. This is an elite skill.

"I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and keeper of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... By the power of Greyskull! "
You are annoying. STFU. Your party hates you, you must die. You become hostile to EVERYONE, but gain +400 armor, +40 health regen, +10 energy regen, and deal +20....50 dmg.

"You're fired." Kick most n00bish player from your party.

"Here's your change!" You lose 1000.....50 gold. Target ally gains 5000.....10000 gold.

"If you lay... One finger... On her... I'll... " Use on target female ele or female paragon. If this ally takes damage, you attack 66% faster and deal +45 damage until the foe who attacked her dies.

"Cry me a river, then build a bridge and get over it." Target bitching ally is quelched until they stop bitching.

"Shields up! Rrrrred alert!" You gain +60 armor vs everything. You cannot die for the next 20 secs.

"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile" You mind control target foe. That foe fights for your team until their team is eliminated or until you have assimilated their entire team. This is an elite skill.

"All good things must come to an end..." Opposing Party dies if they are above 80% health and you are below 40% health. This skill is permanently disabled.

"Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails" All spamming sellers in Lions Arch district 1 are silenced for 1 month.

"You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God" You become the Avatar of Grenth. All creatures within earshot are transported to the Underworld and the quest Unwelcomed Guests is triggered

"We have engaged...the Borg" You are immune to assimilation and deal +600 dmg to assimilated foes. (great counter skill your skill above! :P )

"That is illogical" Team member suggesting stupid strategy dies. Your skill bar is extended to 16 slots and you now have their additional health, energy, and skills, and their attribute points.

"Computer, compute to the last digit the value of pi" You overwhelm the enemy with numbers. They are forced to type /resign.

"By golly, Jim... I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!" Entire party is healed to maximum health, loses all hexes and conditions, gains a 10% morale boost, skills recharge 50% faster and activate 50% faster, and cost 75% less.

"Warp 9!" All allies within earshot move 600% faster for 50 seconds. Every second they move, a dimensional tear occurs, and a Grasping Darkness spawns for some helpless THK party elsewhere.

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." Target Female elementalist is now ugly.

"I don't like threats, I don't like bullies, and I don't like you!" Target foe suffers weakness and bleeding for 90 seconds. You gain +900 armor vs physical.

"Your first command together was less than successful. You are all dead" All Paragon Foes in the area die if below 90% health.

"Well, so much for lunch." If a PvP match has gone over 30 minutes, opposing party dies and you win. This is an elite skill.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 17, 2006, 01:37 PM // 13:37

"Its Morphing time!" - Elite Skill. All party members become an Avator of a Power Ranger and attack for +10 light damage. Any member with less than 10% instanty summons a lvl 30 Zord that does 500 Trample damage per attack.

Stixxx · Nov 17, 2006, 01:47 PM // 13:47

"Get Down And Gimme 25!" Elite skill. All foes in earshot fall dead on the ground and you receive 25 gold for each foe killed this way.

tomcruisejr · Nov 17, 2006, 01:57 PM // 13:57

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!" - For 10 seconds, all allies within earshot have +10 health and +5 energy regeneration.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!" - For 20 seconds, all warrior allies will have mending, healing hands, vigorous spirit and "I Will Avenge You!" in their skill bar and gain adrenaline twice as fast.

"Put Shoe On The Head!" - All enemies within earshot are dazed for 20 seconds and cannot use shouts and Protection Prayers skills.

"Let's Own!" - Ranger allies within earshot summon Frozen Soil and all enemies within the area die instantly. This is an Elite Skill.

greyf0x_f0x · Nov 17, 2006, 02:30 PM // 14:30

I can't believe we haven't had the following:

"Stop!" All enemies within earshot range are crippled.

"Hammer Time!" All warriors within earshot range have their hammer mastery attribute raised by 1.

Then of course, you use these two in conjuction with "Can't Touch This", and unlock the special "Shiny Hammer Pants" leg armour for PvP. It lengthens blind duration on foes 20%, but gives you a 10% chance of being KDed everytime you use a movement-speed buff.

Eugaet · Nov 17, 2006, 03:12 PM // 15:12

"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!" Target foe's maximum energy level is set to 9001 for 15...60 seconds. All party members are compelled to say "What does the scanner say about his/her power level?" You continuously scream "It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!" until the skill ends.

Yeah, I couldn't help it.