Curse

elendil elf · Apr 18, 2008, 08:10 PM // 20:10

Can i have ectos / plat im broke ingame. game nick : elendil elf
Thx

Anna Ryan · Apr 18, 2008, 08:49 PM // 20:49

Hé, I'm not a greedy person, anything you got left is appreciated, even as much as a goldpiece ^^

<---- IGN

shru · Apr 18, 2008, 08:59 PM // 20:59

to all you lolcat picture posters.....

Alastor Slayer · Apr 18, 2008, 09:02 PM // 21:02

I guess I'll give it a shot. If I win I'll take some ectos.

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Ron Ng · Apr 18, 2008, 09:37 PM // 21:37

Can I have a Elite Derv tome

Tazman~NBK~ · Apr 18, 2008, 09:40 PM // 21:40

A wonderful Joke to share.
Share with me whatever from your list it may be worth.
Thank you!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during aparticularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordiate their travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked in to the hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing
his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from her relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screan which read:

TO: MY LOVING WIFE
SUBJECT: I'VE ARRIVED
DATE: OCTOBER 16TH 2004

I know your surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and your allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking Hot down here!!!!!

Loki Aesir · Apr 18, 2008, 10:29 PM // 22:29

Voltaic Spear
or
storm bow
otherwise I'll take the ectos

Some of my favorite comics

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/join_myspace.png
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ninja_turtles.png
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cat_proximity.png
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/031109.jpg
http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/006.gif

Just so you know, this is my brother and what my mom made his friend and him do after a lengthy conversation about nipple hair and them jokingly mentioning waxing. The quality is all my phone could manage, but the scream is priceless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNpCyeI8QRg
PWNED!

slarevyn warlord · Apr 18, 2008, 10:32 PM // 22:32

Could i have an Elite Monk tome???
If they have run out then could i have an elite ele tome of a group of ectos

Thanks

IGN: Phantom Shadowfang

Miss Achaea · Apr 18, 2008, 10:38 PM // 22:38

132 ectos (come as a group of 2)
667 plat (come as a group of 8)

Or
Many other aegis..Just ask!
List:
Amethyst, Darkwing, Gloom, Magma, Zodiac, Celestials, etc the most worth

Amethyst Aegis r9 strength
Many other aegis..just ask for any
Golden Pheonix Blade r9
Storm Bow r9
Celestial Bow r9
Hornbow (mursaat) r9
Eternal Bow r9
Voltaic Spear r12!!!! (this goin to the ultimate post)
3 Elite Monk tomes
1 Elite Ele tome
5 Elite Sin tomes
1 Elite Mes tome
3 Elite Derv tomes
23 Normal Nec tomes (come as a group of 2)
2 Normal Monk Tomes (come as a group of 2)
4 Normal derv tomes (come as a group of 2)
35 Normal War tomes (come as a group of 2)
TONS of materials...come as a group of 20 (excludes rare ones)..just ask for any

Weps first then monk elite tomes

sorry for ur quitr

Hmm, cant really find anyone o.O but maybe ill post some

Lolll the last picture i found on the internett lawl!

canto · Apr 18, 2008, 10:55 PM // 22:55

HEy, sorry that ur leaving. Unlike many others i wont go for the voltaic. I would like to have(if they are gold and insc) the storm bow , amethyst aegis, magmas shield, or any of the other rare req.9 inscribable shields. U can rate my post to whatever worth u want.

Context: MY older bro's 7th b-day party. A bunch of kids over to play and it's cake time. They sing to him and he blows out the candles. THen, my mom starts cutting pieces of the cake and, like a nice person, gives them to the guests first. THen Ernie, as fat as he was when he was young whines out: "WHERE MY PIEEEECE?!" WE have a video of it and i burst out laughing every time.

The Stormbringer · Apr 18, 2008, 11:05 PM // 23:05

I've got a few jokes:

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby."This," she said "I suppose is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No madam," said the attendant. "That one is called a mirror."

A woman got on a bus with her child, and the bus driver said "Miss, you have the ugliest child I've ever seen." The woman took her child to the back and sat down, saying to the man next to her "Can you believe the bus driver just insulted me?" The man replied "You go talk to him, I'll hold your monkey."

What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonald's?
They both stick beef between 9 year old buns.

Well, those are just a few jokes. Whatever you want to give me is cool, ill take any of those swords/shields, some ectos or an elite derv tome.

IGN: Novan Stormbringer

furanshisuko · Apr 18, 2008, 11:45 PM // 23:45

i would like

voltaic /any other weapon or any left over

A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his d%ck with a hammer.
- What are you doing?
- I'm masturbating.
- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?
- Yes, each time I miss it.

While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one

Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group s%x session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

Which animal has two gray legs, and two brown legs?
- Elephant that has diarrhea!

a mind trick nuff whit jokes and funies

nice give away thnx
have fun away from gw you rock btw...

IsaacTheWise · Apr 19, 2008, 12:12 AM // 00:12

celestial bow and all elite monk tomes pls if its ok. thanks.

IGN: Isaac The Wise

ghost05 · Apr 19, 2008, 12:48 AM // 00:48

sry to hear that ur leaving gw but GL and HF
if possible id like the voltaic or Amethyst Aegis of tactics or command if u have, if not than any of the items would be great ty so much
IGN: Raging Blackfire

hope this is good

Mr Leet · Apr 19, 2008, 01:19 AM // 01:19

thnx guys for all the nice posts

just to clear sum things up:
i really dislike people pming me asking for tons of items...(no im not gonna give u 56 ectos)
also..the reason dat i didnt list my IGN here is that i wuld expect that tons of ppl wuld be pming me ingame
one more thing...try not to post tons of pics or hav a massive post...takes long to load xD...and remember ..quality over quantity

akio pwns · Apr 19, 2008, 01:57 AM // 01:57

i cant offer funny stuff as these guys can because some stuff really made me fall out of my chair. well i can only say that i hope you rejoin the gw community when GW2 comes out because personally not knowing you, i bet you where helpfuls in some ways.

if i win i would like to recieve either voltanic spear/rubies or sapphires/ 2 ectos/Amethyst Aegis

But as you asked.. my funny pictures galor.

funny-pictures-white-mouse-black-mouse-rats.jpg

funny-pictures-peep-show-easter-candy.jpg

funny-pictures-orange-cat-driving.jpg

funny-pictures-kfc-chicken-stilts-flamingos.jpg

funnny-pictures-cornered-mouse-meows.jpg

got them up... hope you like?!

beagle warrior · Apr 19, 2008, 02:13 AM // 02:13

it is probably all gone already but...
i am currently trying to buy 15k armor so any money is appreciated thanks alot
<----ign

Lector G · Apr 19, 2008, 03:00 AM // 03:00

lol one word for you CHEESE
sorry just one random moment best of luck to you
<--- ign or at least ive been told it was
laters

if you decide i deserve anything is fine by me :P

Lord Deathblade · Apr 19, 2008, 04:00 AM // 04:00

i'd like any of the elite tomes really...or an ecto set... Although, a voltaic wouldn't hurt TOO much either!

Unfortunately, due to may lack of pictures with cats and obese children failing, I guess I am doomed to a life with no spear after all. Curse my lack of funnys! noooooooo..... what are you doing? I'LL NEVER PUT THE STRAIGHT JACKET BACK ON!!!! noooooooooo....

DarkFox · Apr 19, 2008, 04:11 AM // 04:11

hmmmmmm what was the question?

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