Curse

Mr Leet · Apr 18, 2008, 06:59 AM // 06:59

EDITED by Dont Mess Withme I deleted the names you posted to contact you. If those are really your IGNs PM me so we can meet in game and verify. If not, expect a perma ban. The thread is closed, for now.
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hey all

ty for posting stuff
im gonna wait on the voltaic cus i still havent decided. theres about 3 ppl im choosing from
most weapons hav been given out...i cant be bothered posting names cus i cant remember and if i did..it wuld take too long to type it all up
for the other stuff..ectos..plats..party items
ive decided..dat since its 3rd GW Bday dat im gonna give em out ingame...so just pm me if u posted in this thread..i wont be chasing ppl up..takes too long
IGN:

they are both my accounts....sumtimes a frend will be on one..so just keep pesterin him and tell him remind him bout the thread.
Hey all,

ive decided to quit the game cus ive gotten bored of it...lol....but over the years ive stocked up on tons of items...lots of rare stuff too.

i just made a guru account and ive decided to just give everything away instead of leeting it rot in the storage. items are listed below. this is NOT first come first served. i will give items to ppl with the nicest and funniest posts and most interesting posts

(voltaic spear goin to the best post). please ask for 1 item only..i understand if u wanna put more to make sure u get sumtin :P.

READ THIS: ONLY POST HERE IF U WANT STUFF. i will not respond..or i will just pretend i dont hav a guru thread if u pm me ingame....post here. ILL SAY IT AGEN..DONT PM ME ON GURU. JUST POST HERE. I will be deciding winners and ill post here in about a week or less. Ill give my ingame name to winners.

one more thing....i didnt make this thread so that i can expand on my lolcats archive...lol....so try and refrain from posting more lolcats please

cus lotsa ppl hav been posting em

132 ectos (come as a group of 2)
667 plat (come as a group of 8)
250 rockets (come as a group of 20)
250 sparklers (come as a group of 20)
250 snowman summoners (come as a group of 20)
265 yuletide tonics (come as a group of 20)
43 shamrock ales (come as a group of 3)
30 four leaf clovers (come as a group of 3)
Amethyst Aegis r9 strength
Many other aegis..just ask for any
Golden Pheonix Blade r9
Storm Bow r9
Celestial Bow r9
Hornbow (mursaat) r9
Eternal Bow r9
Voltaic Spear r12!!!! (this goin to the ultimate post)
3 Elite Monk tomes
1 Elite Ele tome
5 Elite Sin tomes
1 Elite Mes tome
3 Elite Derv tomes
23 Normal Nec tomes (come as a group of 2)
2 Normal Monk Tomes (come as a group of 2)
4 Normal derv tomes (come as a group of 2)
35 Normal War tomes (come as a group of 2)
TONS of materials...come as a group of 20 (excludes rare ones)..just ask for any

i may be adding other stuff during the week..so keep comin back...ill allow double posts after i add more stuff
Good Luck

Spaztic Weirdo · Apr 18, 2008, 07:12 AM // 07:12

Funny posts, huh? Well don't know what is funny to you, so here are some random pics.

Well it's needless to say that I am after that voltaic, but if I turn out to be the most unbearable poster you have ever encountered, I'll kowtow before you to get my poor paws on that storm bow or an elite monk tome in worst case scenario.

P.S. brownie points for first post? I had nothing to base my ideas off of :/

Face Melter · Apr 18, 2008, 07:49 AM // 07:49

I can trump that!
Who doesn't like FAILCATS?

Anyway yeah Voltaic would be snazzy, but I doubt I'm that funny.
So if you decide I am decidedly unfunny enough to not decide to give the Voltaic spear to me, then I decide I must settle for the Amethyst aegis, and if you really think I'm the most unfunny rear end in a top hat you've ever seen feel free to just toss 2 ectos at my head and hope they hit me in the eye or something. But if you find Failcats un-funny I'll saw your bollocks off.

Fixxxer · Apr 18, 2008, 07:56 AM // 07:56

I would like the Mursaat Hornbow .My IGN is :Barbarian Of Light

The God Of War · Apr 18, 2008, 08:01 AM // 08:01

well, hiya Mr. Leet too bad You're stopping Gw But HF & GL in the rest of your'e Life here are some ''funny'' pics with which i hope to get sumthing good

Lmao

lolz, plz gimme that stormbow or eternal bow or mursaat hornbow or amethyst aegis ofcourse or maybe Voltaic spear xD

(If You rly don't think i'm funny i'll will be happy with a ecto set or some plat

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gladius of wa · Apr 18, 2008, 08:10 AM // 08:10

hello i dont know what the voltaic is but i guess it is really really good and expensive . if i had to chosse i would say ecto if possible im flat broke due to a hack of some kind i believe someone used a key decrypter that's what gw said. all my stuff i worked for 1 year is gone. i guess anything u can spare would help.thank's for reading

Kain Darkterror · Apr 18, 2008, 08:25 AM // 08:25

Please Mr. Leet sir, i beg of you on bended knee. Grace my post with your gaze. My name is Fangorious Flare, and i would just like to introduce myself. I think its great when people are leaving guild wars that they are generous enough to donate their goods to the community instead of letting them rot as you put it. I also think this is a great way to see some funny stuff. Heres some pretty silly ones i thought.

I wont make everyone who scrolls through here have to look at them but if you click on them im quite sure you'll get at least a small chuckle.
Needless to say i wouldnt mind a voltaic spear at all

ruffenredie · Apr 18, 2008, 08:30 AM // 08:30

Hey there, I'd like the Golden Pheonix Blade r9 or one of the ecto sets please.

Rather than post a pic I thought I'd tell an embarrassing story about myself.

So about 2 years ago my partners little sister was staying at ours (she was 18 at the time) with a friend of hers visiting from Bulgaria. We went out for a few drinks, then they headed home and I went out for a big night with friends at a club. I got home and climbed drunkenly into bed sometime in the early hours. Then as usual I had to get up in a half sleep state to go to the toilet. For some reason unknown to us all (I still don't remember the events at all) I didn't use our little en suite that we had, but went into the main bathroom... Then for more reasons not understood instead of returning to our bedroom I marched into our spare bedroom (I have never done this before, although I am a very deep sleeper and have sort of sleep-walked before). Unfortunately on this night both my little 'sister-in-law' and her very sweet Bulgarian friend were blissfully snoozing in the spare bed, as I marched in stark naked!! I then walked over to the bed and threw back the duvet off the girls and waved my hands as if they should 'shoo' over!!!!

THEY DID! They just sweetly shuffled over and I climbed in and went promptly to sleep, at this point I am now at least thankful for small mercy's that I didn't try and do anything but just started snoring! They lay there both a little confused and surprised by the event. After an uncertain period my partner realising that I had been gone a long time came looking for me. He searched all over the apartment and even went outside looking for me, then on his way back to bed noticed the spare bed door was open and peeked in and saw my leg dangling out the crowded bed, he came in to trywoke me up, I marched past him grumbling, went to the loo again and then got back in my own bed still asleep. And this was were I woke sometime later, happily, blissfully unaware of the last nights events in my own bed.

Until I was told what I had done.... I didn't believe him at first, I had woken in my own bed, it just didn't even seem funny as a joke because in my head it just didn't work, as I went to sleep in my bed and that was where I woke up. Luckily the two girls were out, but I did call them, I had to ask and they started laughing and told me it was true. My partner's sister was on the far side of the bed and wasn't really aware of why her friend was suddenly shuffling closer, but when I got up to leave she did watch me go! Later that evening after I apologised many many times and more, I asked the burning question to the Bulgarian girl, 'why didn't you tell me to get lost?' and she said in her very heavy accent 'because I was a guest in your home and didn't vant to be rude'!!!!!!!

Luckily we are all still friends, do still talk and the Bulgarian girl has learnt that it is not mandatory to sleep with the homeowner every time you are a guest.

Floodland · Apr 18, 2008, 08:39 AM // 08:39

zelgadissan · Apr 18, 2008, 09:36 AM // 09:36

I feel for you if this turns into picture post spam. It might help the following story to know that I am male.

One day in elementary school (4th grade to be exact) I was riding the bus to school and got a little...let's say excited by the trip. You know, the vibrations and all. Our bus was late and I was young and didn't know how/realize I should hide it, so I ran through the hallways towards my class and in a fit of momentary retardedness, tried running through the pull door that I thought was push. Not only did I about break my little buddy (at least it felt that way), I slammed my head into the door and started bleeding a little from my forehead. And if this wasn't embarrassing enough to everybody in the class, as I walked in a little woozy, I proceeded to knock a pencil box off of the most popular girl in school's desk, and not with my hands. I was known as 'the Blind Bonerman' until 9th grade when only a proportion of my school went to my high school.

Maybe five years of being made fun of is worth a Voltaic Spear, probably not. I'll gladly take a couple ectos if not. Your generosity is most appreciated.

zetan · Apr 18, 2008, 09:57 AM // 09:57

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
-To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
-To stamp out burning ducks
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
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An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
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Visit this link and tell me which note is the highest.
http://"http://www.exploratorium.edu...screte_8a.swf"
If you get it right, you can give me stuff, lucky you!!!
It's called a Shepards Tone, a tone that has the effect of going up/down but never reaching its destination!

ECTOS OR PLATINUMS pl0x

or whatever you want to give me... :P

Obsidian Fissure · Apr 18, 2008, 10:57 AM // 10:57

Any of those things would be nice to have

Not sure what i should post in my message, you didn't really give a specific description of what i was supposed to do, other than a fun post.

But meh, I'm not really a fun person, but every little coin helps i guess :O

greeny · Apr 18, 2008, 11:29 AM // 11:29

hello any ectos or platinum would be nice

Akimb0 · Apr 18, 2008, 11:43 AM // 11:43

Well I could spam some random pictures, or I could find some jokes and hope they'd appeal to you, but in the end I think that might just end up as /fail spam, so I just thought I'd give you my best wishes, in whatever you plan to do with the future, I extend my thanks for being so generous with your leaving gifts, it's a very impressive list I must say

I'd be happy with anything really, ectos are always nice :P

Fear Thee Blade · Apr 18, 2008, 11:49 AM // 11:49

/\ Ditto as the guy above me. Good luck in the future whatever you plan on doing and best wishes.
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Just thought I'd add something anyway. Hehe hmmm Voltaic Spear *dribbles*

Bar Joke
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

xikur · Apr 18, 2008, 11:53 AM // 11:53

hey^^ can i have some ectos and bolt of damask if u have plz^^

watch this is really funny for me XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB6KtCHCwuI

dushy1 · Apr 18, 2008, 12:00 PM // 12:00

Well.. Little play on words I made...

-SOME QUESTIONS FOR START-

-What should you give an elf who wants to be taller??
Answer: Elf raising flour..

Second question: What carries round a sack andbites people???
Answer: Santa Jaws.

Next question:
What soldiers smellof salt and pepper?
Answer: Seasoned tropers.

Question: What's an Eskimo's favorite song?
Answer: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

Q: Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
A: At a Jungle Sale!

-TALES ON WORDS PLAY-

A Plane was flying through the jungle when suddenlythe engine stalled. The pilot ejected and drifted gently down to land. Unfortunately he landed in a large cooking pot which was gently simmering over a low fire.
All the local tribesmen turnedto look at him until the chif, blinking in disbelief asked, "What's this flier doing in my soup?"

Second one:
Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea. "What's this?" asked the first fisherman, "It looks as if someone is drownig!"
"No,"explained the second fisherman, "It's just a little wave."

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What does this say?

Answer:

"Paris in the Spring", not "Paris in the the Spring".

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-JOKES-

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."

"And did he?"

"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."

Before God had a chance to explain any further, Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals. I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." Adam went on and on like an excited little boy who had to pee.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.

And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms..."
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Where does it start?

Looks OK until you try to build it.

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Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question.

"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.

Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was."

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A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system...

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any keyto continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape threetimes.

• File not found.Should I fake it?(Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: "Error savingFile! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
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Just dots??

If you cannot see her, stand back from the screen.

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When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some informationabout your wife."
"Well...tell me!" he demanded.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay."

"OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkins, overcome by emotion. Then,remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."

"Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great news?"

The policemansmiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."

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-NOW FOR THE "BMP": BLONDE QUIZ!-

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Aloneeee.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her adouche and shake her upside down.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligenc.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After adye job.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinkeroff.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow driedher hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

-LOOOOL-

AND NOW, TRY PLAY THAT FUN MOVIE GAME:

See if you can keep this list going! This is for all our movie buff's out there....

Dan Ackroyd starred in Ghostbusters with Bill Murray who was in...
Lost In Translation with Scarlett Johanson who was in...
The Island with Ewan Mcgregor who was in...
Star Wars with Natalie Portman who was in...
The Professional (Leon) with Gary Oldman who was in...
Batman Begins with Christian Bale who was in...
American Psycho with Reese Witherspoon who was in...
Legally Blonde with Luke Wilson who was in...
Old School with Vince Vaughn who was in....

-AND FOR LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST: PICTURES-

WOMEN ONLY CAR PARK

FUNNY PICTURE: NOT MY JOB!

THE TOILET MONSTER STRIKES!!!

DRIVING LESSONS

SPECIAL CLASSMATE

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I think that u chose a great way for giveaway items.
im sorry to hear that u leaving GW, maybe after many years it might worn out, I understand u
and I hope u will succsed in ur new way without GW, maybe we should make a goodbye dance party in kamadan sometime..!

I put on that great investment!.. I'm after the voltiac spear or ectos!!!...;p

bye..!
IGN: Hosija v i i

baltazar knight · Apr 18, 2008, 12:10 PM // 12:10

mhm i'm not going to post pics

but if you got some leftover platinum or ectos or that amystis aegis i'l take it of you then

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hello all · Apr 18, 2008, 12:28 PM // 12:28

hi there. FREE stuff, awesome.

anyway, i'd like the Voltaic Spear as a first choice or any leftover ectos as a second.

funny you say...how about: i love you like a fat kid love cake. xD

yeah thanks dude.

ign:
zero hit combooo

Ferret Deathsquad · Apr 18, 2008, 12:30 PM // 12:30

Sorry to hear that your leaving Guild Wars but I see that your going out with a bang. It seems like your having you own "I'm outta here party". Too bad you couldn't have your own party in Guild Wars and have people party and dance for you like they did Gaile. Maybe make your own Guild until this is done. Would be fun for people to shoot off fireworks for work. Hmm I wonder if crate of fireworks would work in someone elses Guild Hall?