This is unfair Jennifer, I see you don't really love me afterall!
*sob*
I've achieved much more exciting things in my life on Guild Wars, no thanks to your strange ways of impeding my progress not limited to challenging my claims of gender on guildwarsguru and bewildering me with very odd non sequiturs that prove that you may indeed be almost as odd as I am.
The countless hours spent e-Knighting and defending you from creepers is all in vain! We've bled together, cried together, and laughed together and all I'm rewarded with is a pain so deep that my very heart aches.
Don't deny the truth, I'm much more deadly than any who refer to themselves as a deadly champion, my heorism far outweighs that of any of the king's, and it was already established that I am beyond a god walking amongst mere mortals, I'm a goddess.
Your Goddess Walking Amongst Mere Deadly Champions and King's Heroes,
S.
Last edited by Selket; Aug 15, 2008 at 08:02 PM // 20:02..
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