Curse

payne · Sep 23, 2009, 06:03 PM // 18:03

pretty much I have quit the game and have no need for this stuff

so post here your reason why YOU deserve the cash (its ~150k not precisely sure exact figure)

so post away

reasons I don't feel deserve it but are still good - will be viable for stacks of common mats - got over 20 stacks of random common mats - sell 'em / use 'em for armour / shag them - I don't care - although the latter may be slightly disturbing ^_^

good luck and get telling

EDITED by Malice Black Thread is getting silly now. OP pm me if you want this reopened.

Painbringer · Sep 23, 2009, 06:24 PM // 18:24

I play solo pve 90% of the time. I never brag about anything I have received in the game. I have enjoyed this game since I started playing it. I try to help people wherever I go selling things buying things help with missions etc... I am poor compared to most and really do not care. But I would love a new set of armor and so my henchies and heros can google me up and down

Unholy Tank V · Sep 23, 2009, 06:52 PM // 18:52

Cause I like to know what time it is.

GinsuNinjutsu · Sep 23, 2009, 06:58 PM // 18:58

I've always been an avid GW player, going on four years! I love to help others when asked. I, also, like to teach others about the game. I really only do stuff solo as since I do get quite busy in real life. I don't like to charge people who have the need of an certain item, as they do have more use for it. Kind of doing the "chain of help", I was helped when I was a new player as I would like to help today's new players as well. I've also been dedicated to the same guild for 3 yrs, I refuse to leave no matter how much they offer me. As good friends and family are more important to me when I play this game.

Thanks for reading

-Ginsu

Borborygmi · Sep 23, 2009, 07:23 PM // 19:23

It's hard to say that I deserve it. I didn't give your mom a kidney or anything. But, I am never a jerk to anyone in the game and I try to help people when they ask. The money would come in handy, since I never seem to have any.

Red Apple · Sep 23, 2009, 07:48 PM // 19:48

Because I'm a gentleman.
And a gentleman always knows what to do with the money.

SpartanGuard · Sep 23, 2009, 07:59 PM // 19:59

with the money ill use what i need, then use it to help others, id start a guild and recruit people and because i got the money, id have the skills and the equipment to help them out in any way possible. id be able to complete misssions and help others because i will be so skilled, and well equipped. Btw i think its great what your doing.

athariel · Sep 23, 2009, 08:05 PM // 20:05

I am working on Sweet Tooth/Party Animal titles for GWAMM and these titles require enormous amounts of money. Any financial help would be greatly appreciated.

Island Guardian · Sep 23, 2009, 08:13 PM // 20:13

Id like the cash, cause i can turn 150k in much more and host more give aways!

Sephiria · Sep 23, 2009, 08:28 PM // 20:28

I deserve this money for many reasons, but the most important is because I like money.

gw_poster · Sep 23, 2009, 08:58 PM // 20:58

First and foremost - your contribution to the GW community is greatly appreciated. I feel it's important for you to know how I will allocate the 150k should you decide to bequeath it to me. Since I've h/h'ed 99% of my GWAMM title, I feel that I've gotten to know many of my heros (and available henchmen) pretty intimately, so the vast majority of the funds would be used to help with issue areas I've identified for some of them and the implications of those issues on my pve experience thus far. With no further ado, I would like to describe some of the more important applications of said funds - in priority order, of course!

1) Dunkoro gets a new rug - his baldness and lack of adequate hair inferiority complex has led to my one or more members of my party dying one too many times. I feel that a fair amount to dedicate toward either a hair transplant, spray-on hair, a wig/hairpiece would be approximately 10k;

2) Tahlkora gets a boob job - for similar reasons described above, I feel that if 10k or thereabouts were contributed to mitigate Tahlk's apparent boob-envy of Livia (which is why they are never in the same party! whooa, talk about a cat-fight!), maybe my party would fare much better in battle;

3) Norgu gets a name change and counseling/therapy - While it's no secret that Norgu is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!), I feel that he should be forthcoming with his sexual orientation - you know, come out of the closet. Instead of playing mind games, being the mesmer that he is, I feel that a good bit of the cash should go toward some counseling and/or therapy to bring out the real Norgu so he can be who he wants to be and not have to pretend in front of Koss and General Morghan, two "real men" (although General Morghan has serious control issues - but we won't go there!). So 30k for that, as I hear the market for good therapists has about dried up because Shiro has killed most of the ones he's seen (talk about a Napolean Complex!);

4) Devona gets a new hammer - This woman is tirelessly devoted to knocking the competition down, literally. Where PUG members have failed on countless occasions to KD as crucial times with great reflexes, Devona has come through like a champ. That's right, she gets a new hammer of her choosing - up to the 10k limit I put on said choice. I'll choose a fine day to take her shopping in LA (not Melrose, silly!), and let her floss that q9 15^50 warhammer with the +30 and 20/20 mods, of course! (I know, I know you say, "But you can't equip a henchman with a different hammer!?", duh, and you can't put fake boobs on one either - but it's my story

);

so where was I? 60k so far? I have approximately 90k left - hmm...

5) Random PUG'ger gets 50k - why? dunno, but circle comes 'round, and maybe they'll do something cool for somebody else some day </dream>. Or, MAYBE THEY WILL LEARN TO RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING PLAY BETTER. Oh sorry, external monologue slipped;

6) I get a superior vigor rune - I've played 32 months never having applied a superior vigor rune to any one of my countless sets of armor I've gone through on across all of my toons. I figure it's high time I test the hypothesis of whether or not that +9 hp is going to keep me alive that split-second it takes to get a heal/prot thrown on me. Although I highly doubt it that it would, the idea of actuallly having a superior vigor on my FOW set tickles my fancy (and the remorse of selling all the ones I've ever had as a drop - out of desparation - compels me to do so), plus, I'm too cheap to otherwise buy one, and too impatient to otherwise wait for another drop of one. ~20k

7) Last but not least, Olias and Livia get upgraded hero armor - This ought to take the last 20k, maybe less, but meh - I'm rounding up. Since learning about Sabway and deciding soon thereafter to start chasing titles, the only heros I've used have been MoW, Livia and Olias. As a noob R/N minion master (with a pet, too :O), spending countless hours running around Elona, my bar filled with such key skills as Animate Flesh Golem, Energizing Wind, Whirling Defense, Resurrection Signet, Comfort Animal, and Charm Animal, etc., I really got to know and love the use of minions, but still did not realize their full potential when actually controlled by a real minion master like MoW (which I found out a bit later as I played my way through NF to Chantry of Secrets!). Point being, MoW got his upgraded armor early on as I used him a lot before I found out about Sabway. Back on topic, since finding out about Sabway when I had only two titles under my belt (LB/SS), I used those three heros through 99% of the 28 titles I've gotten since! Therefore, I would like to reward Livia and Olias with upgraded armor so I can display them proudly in my HoM!

So there you have it. A more than adequate explanation of my intended use for the 150k should you decide to be so kind as to give it to me. Apart from the sheer boredom that led me to compose this treatise, I really love a competition.

Gz in advance and a big woot! to whomever is so fortunate to partake in such a windfall.

Bizket · Sep 23, 2009, 09:09 PM // 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by gw_poster

First and foremost - your contribution to the GW community is greatly appreciated. I feel it's important for you to know how I will allocate the 150k should you decide to bequeath it to me. Since I've h/h'ed 99% of my GWAMM title, I feel that I've gotten to know many of my heros (and available henchmen) pretty intimately, so the vast majority of the funds would be used to help with issue areas I've identified for some of them and the implications of those issues on my pve experience thus far. With no further ado, I would like to describe some of the more important applications of said funds - in priority order, of course!

1) Dunkoro gets a new rug - his baldness and lack of adequate hair inferiority complex has led to my one or more members of my party dying one too many times. I feel that a fair amount to dedicate toward either a hair transplant, spray-on hair, a wig/hairpiece would be approximately 10k;

2) Tahlkora gets a boob job - for similar reasons described above, I feel that if 10k or thereabouts were contributed to mitigate Tahlk's apparent boob-envy of Livia (which is why they are never in the same party! whooa, talk about a cat-fight!), maybe my party would fare much better in battle;

3) Norgu gets a name change and counseling/therapy - While it's no secret that Norgu is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!), I feel that he should be forthcoming with his sexual orientation - you know, come out of the closet. Instead of playing mind games, being the mesmer that he is, I feel that a good bit of the cash should go toward some counseling and/or therapy to bring out the real Norgu so he can be who he wants to be and not have to pretend in front of Koss and General Morghan, two "real men" (although General Morghan has serious control issues - but we won't go there!). So 30k for that, as I hear the market for good therapists has about dried up because Shiro has killed most of the ones he's seen (talk about a Napolean Complex!);

4) Devona gets a new hammer - This woman is tirelessly devoted to knocking the competition down, literally. Where PUG members have failed on countless occasions to KD as crucial times with great reflexes, Devona has come through like a champ. That's right, she gets a new hammer of her choosing - up to the 10k limit I put on said choice. I'll choose a fine day to take her shopping in LA (not Melrose, silly!), and let her floss that q9 15^50 warhammer with the +30 and 20/20 mods, of course! (I know, I know you say, "But you can't equip a henchman with a different hammer!?", duh, and you can't put fake boobs on one either - but it's my story

);

so where was I? 60k so far? I have approximately 90k left - hmm...

5) Random PUG'ger gets 50k - why? dunno, but circle comes 'round, and maybe they'll do something cool for somebody else some day </dream>. Or, MAYBE THEY WILL LEARN TO RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING PLAY BETTER. Oh sorry, external monologue slipped;

6) I get a superior vigor rune - I've played 32 months never having applied a superior vigor rune to any one of my countless sets of armor I've gone through on across all of my toons. I figure it's high time I test the hypothesis of whether or not that +9 hp is going to keep me alive that split-second it takes to get a heal/prot thrown on me. Although I highly doubt it that it would, the idea of actuallly having a superior vigor on my FOW set tickles my fancy (and the remorse of selling all the ones I've ever had as a drop - out of desparation - compels me to do so), plus, I'm too cheap to otherwise buy one, and too impatient to otherwise wait for another drop of one. ~20k

7) Last but not least, Olias and Livia get upgraded hero armor - This ought to take the last 20k, maybe less, but meh - I'm rounding up. Since learning about Sabway and deciding soon thereafter to start chasing titles, the only heros I've used have been MoW, Livia and Olias. As a noob R/N minion master (with a pet, too :O), spending countless hours running around Elona, my bar filled with such key skills as Animate Flesh Golem, Energizing Wind, Whirling Defense, Resurrection Signet, Comfort Animal, and Charm Animal, etc., I really got to know and love the use of minions, but still did not realize their full potential when actually controlled by a real minion master like MoW (which I found out a bit later as I played my way through NF to Chantry of Secrets!). Point being, MoW got his upgraded armor early on as I used him a lot before I found out about Sabway. Back on topic, since finding out about Sabway when I had only two titles under my belt (LB/SS), I used those three heros through 99% of the 28 titles I've gotten since! Therefore, I would like to reward Livia and Olias with upgraded armor so I can display them proudly in my HoM!

So there you have it. A more than adequate explanation of my intended use for the 150k should you decide to be so kind as to give it to me. Apart from the sheer boredom that led me to compose this treatise, I really love a competition.

Gz in advance and a big woot! to whomever is so fortunate to partake in such a windfall.

Wow, I think you deserve the 150K

Marverick · Sep 23, 2009, 09:09 PM // 21:09

I want 150k so I can start powertrading / aka scamming other people.

go cubs · Sep 23, 2009, 09:10 PM // 21:10

I deserve it because i regularly give my stuff away for others to have a good time. Whether its time, gold, or items i usually can part with it pretty easy. But other than that i see no reason why i deserve it. Sorry to see u leave though hehe, at least ur comin back for gw2 eh?

ZeroHour75 · Sep 23, 2009, 09:41 PM // 21:41

Well I've been playing guild wars for a couple of years so far and I haven't managed to get an elite set of armor yet. Coming by money is a bit hard because I can't spend the time investment into making a 55 Monk or 55 SS Necro to make money. I have decent general knowledge of the game and play it whenever I can. My dream is to get elite luxon armor for my ranger which I want to complete before GW2 comes out. I never had much luck on drops and the money would be very much appreciated

beagle warrior · Sep 23, 2009, 11:07 PM // 23:07

idk if i deserve it or not, but if you gave me the 150k i would probably use about 100k to fill up my guild hall for my guildies. and then i would use the rest to buy some grog for my drunkard title (only 8k min left to go lol)

Quote:

Originally Posted by gw_poster

First and foremost - your contribution to the GW community is greatly appreciated. I feel it's important for you to know how I will allocate the 150k should you decide to bequeath it to me. Since I've h/h'ed 99% of my GWAMM title, I feel that I've gotten to know many of my heros (and available henchmen) pretty intimately, so the vast majority of the funds would be used to help with issue areas I've identified for some of them and the implications of those issues on my pve experience thus far. With no further ado, I would like to describe some of the more important applications of said funds - in priority order, of course!

1) Dunkoro gets a new rug - his baldness and lack of adequate hair inferiority complex has led to my one or more members of my party dying one too many times. I feel that a fair amount to dedicate toward either a hair transplant, spray-on hair, a wig/hairpiece would be approximately 10k;

2) Tahlkora gets a boob job - for similar reasons described above, I feel that if 10k or thereabouts were contributed to mitigate Tahlk's apparent boob-envy of Livia (which is why they are never in the same party! whooa, talk about a cat-fight!), maybe my party would fare much better in battle;

3) Norgu gets a name change and counseling/therapy - While it's no secret that Norgu is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!), I feel that he should be forthcoming with his sexual orientation - you know, come out of the closet. Instead of playing mind games, being the mesmer that he is, I feel that a good bit of the cash should go toward some counseling and/or therapy to bring out the real Norgu so he can be who he wants to be and not have to pretend in front of Koss and General Morghan, two "real men" (although General Morghan has serious control issues - but we won't go there!). So 30k for that, as I hear the market for good therapists has about dried up because Shiro has killed most of the ones he's seen (talk about a Napolean Complex!);

4) Devona gets a new hammer - This woman is tirelessly devoted to knocking the competition down, literally. Where PUG members have failed on countless occasions to KD as crucial times with great reflexes, Devona has come through like a champ. That's right, she gets a new hammer of her choosing - up to the 10k limit I put on said choice. I'll choose a fine day to take her shopping in LA (not Melrose, silly!), and let her floss that q9 15^50 warhammer with the +30 and 20/20 mods, of course! (I know, I know you say, "But you can't equip a henchman with a different hammer!?", duh, and you can't put fake boobs on one either - but it's my story

);

so where was I? 60k so far? I have approximately 90k left - hmm...

5) Random PUG'ger gets 50k - why? dunno, but circle comes 'round, and maybe they'll do something cool for somebody else some day </dream>. Or, MAYBE THEY WILL LEARN TO RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING PLAY BETTER. Oh sorry, external monologue slipped;

6) I get a superior vigor rune - I've played 32 months never having applied a superior vigor rune to any one of my countless sets of armor I've gone through on across all of my toons. I figure it's high time I test the hypothesis of whether or not that +9 hp is going to keep me alive that split-second it takes to get a heal/prot thrown on me. Although I highly doubt it that it would, the idea of actuallly having a superior vigor on my FOW set tickles my fancy (and the remorse of selling all the ones I've ever had as a drop - out of desparation - compels me to do so), plus, I'm too cheap to otherwise buy one, and too impatient to otherwise wait for another drop of one. ~20k

7) Last but not least, Olias and Livia get upgraded hero armor - This ought to take the last 20k, maybe less, but meh - I'm rounding up. Since learning about Sabway and deciding soon thereafter to start chasing titles, the only heros I've used have been MoW, Livia and Olias. As a noob R/N minion master (with a pet, too :O), spending countless hours running around Elona, my bar filled with such key skills as Animate Flesh Golem, Energizing Wind, Whirling Defense, Resurrection Signet, Comfort Animal, and Charm Animal, etc., I really got to know and love the use of minions, but still did not realize their full potential when actually controlled by a real minion master like MoW (which I found out a bit later as I played my way through NF to Chantry of Secrets!). Point being, MoW got his upgraded armor early on as I used him a lot before I found out about Sabway. Back on topic, since finding out about Sabway when I had only two titles under my belt (LB/SS), I used those three heros through 99% of the 28 titles I've gotten since! Therefore, I would like to reward Livia and Olias with upgraded armor so I can display them proudly in my HoM!

So there you have it. A more than adequate explanation of my intended use for the 150k should you decide to be so kind as to give it to me. Apart from the sheer boredom that led me to compose this treatise, I really love a competition.

Gz in advance and a big woot! to whomever is so fortunate to partake in such a windfall.

Btw that guy ^ should win

Shy Guy · Sep 24, 2009, 02:16 AM // 02:16

Well, if I got this, I would use it for a decent drop party in my guild. Idk if I actually deserve this, so just thought I'd put this out there. Btw I mean wow that guy must want it. ^

Menlai Littiz · Sep 24, 2009, 06:18 AM // 06:18

I would like the 150k to start my guild going so I would use it as money to fall back in if we do an event or if we need a few gh npc's or if some guildies need help with something

General Draken · Sep 24, 2009, 03:57 PM // 15:57

I would like just maybe 10k

Being a noob is hard, armor costs, runes costs, everything costs.. and i have no money at all.. lol

JimmyNeutron · Sep 24, 2009, 04:43 PM // 16:43

I want the 150K so I can add more ectos to my stacks of ectos. My goal is to reach 25 stacks of ectos. So far, I'm only at 7 stacks of ectos.