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Oct 09, 2005, 10:36 PM // 22:36
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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The Underworld FAQ
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Reason: Both official/unofficial wiki have comprehensive guides! Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:38 AM // 02:38.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:36 PM // 22:36
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick. Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic! Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick! Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:40 AM // 02:40.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:41 AM // 02:41.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea) Peter Griffin: Pea... (he sees a woman crying) Peter Griffin: ... tear... (he sees a Griffin fly by) Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:42 AM // 02:42.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:38 PM // 22:38
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl. Lois: Hehehe...that's me. Peter: You dirty hustler. Lois: Hehehehe... Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute. Lois: Aha, ok I get it... Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO. Lois: Alright, that's enough! Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:43 AM // 02:43.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:39 PM // 22:39
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:43 AM // 02:43.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:39 PM // 22:39
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Girl: I can't take a credit card sir. I need real money.
Peter: Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I DONT THINK SO!!!! (He breaks lemonade stand.) Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 06:43 PM // 18:43.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:40 PM // 22:40
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court) Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god? Peter: I do........You bastard Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:44 AM // 02:44.. |
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Oct 09, 2005, 10:40 PM // 22:40
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Doctor: Contraband check. (Pulls out cookies.) What are these?
Cookie Monster: I don't know! Doctor: What do you mean"you don't know"? Cookie Monster: I-I-I-I don't know how they got there! Doctor: Well I think you DO know! Cookie Monster: NO NO NO UH DERICK, D-DERICK WAS IN HERE UH EARLIER HE WAS UH MAKING THE, MAKING THE BEDS, HE PROBABLY PUT THEM, UH, I-I WHAS IN THE JOHN, (eats cookies, guards hold him down and give him an injection) AHH AHH AHH! YOU-YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS MAN! YOU'RE FREAKIN' NAZIS! Guard: Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Last edited by Katamari; Oct 23, 2007 at 02:45 AM // 02:45.. |
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Oct 10, 2005, 06:18 PM // 18:18
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Tucson, AZ
Guild: The Black Hand Gang [BHG] and The Black Helm Gang [BHeG]
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I have to say, pretty amazing Katamari. And much appreciated.
I have been gun-shy about attempting UW after having bad experiences with PUGs due to accidentally taking along a) a secret invincimonk who died and couldn’t be rezed; b) a necro who aggroed everything everywhere and never spoke a word; and c) a warrior who was a good leader at first, but allowed the monsters by him, they attacked us monks and stole our energy, and all he could say at that point was “heal.” After that, I vowed ONLY guildies and friends would come on our trips. Which left us with no one who knew the ins and outs, and no one who wanted to spend precious gold trying over and over to find out! So, thank you so much for your work there. We finally had decided to go back this coming weekend; your tips have come just in time. |
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Oct 11, 2005, 07:59 AM // 07:59
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Netherlands.
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Last night my party found a fellblade drop from a Smite Crawler, anyone seen this before?
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Oct 11, 2005, 08:08 AM // 08:08
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Grind is subjective
Guild: learn this please
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Wow. Very nice FAQ here.
Intend on writing one for the Fissure as well? |
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Oct 11, 2005, 10:56 AM // 10:56
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: DVDF(Forums)
Profession: Me/N
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Great work. Just a very, very, very small addendum. Charged Blackness also drop ectoplasm or have done on a couple of occasions for me.
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Oct 11, 2005, 12:02 PM // 12:02
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Lady Fie
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sapporo
Guild: Tha Skulls [Ts]
Profession: D/W
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Wish someone knew the hp amounts of the monsters, but still.
Top notch work. 
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Oct 11, 2005, 02:32 PM // 14:32
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: LBS running academy
Profession: W/Mo
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Amazing he would do all of that just to make us have fun and enjoy the UW. Great job dude. Also great faq
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Oct 11, 2005, 03:40 PM // 15:40
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Tucson, AZ
Guild: The Black Hand Gang [BHG] and The Black Helm Gang [BHeG]
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Oct 11, 2005, 03:45 PM // 15:45
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Damn, you beat us.
We are close to release our UW guide too. However we have hitpoints and AL though
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Oct 25, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01
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Academy Page
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Advent to Glory [xAGx]
Profession: D/
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yea i was with a group before and someone got a gold max dmg one..i bought it off her for 7k |
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Oct 25, 2005, 12:27 AM // 00:27
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: [KoA] Knights of the Alliance
Profession: Me/
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Incredible job, I cannot begin to imagine the amount of time you must have spent down in underworld, gathering all this information. Once again, great job
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Nov 19, 2005, 06:21 AM // 06:21
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: [Dark]
Profession: W/
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Don't mean to bring back an old thread, but this is fantastic. I just did a very long run with an excelent group, in which we cleared 5/7 of the regions and did a majority of the quests. Love the faq.
btw does anyone know if anybody has actually cleared the entire UW yet? |
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