Curse

Algren Cole · Aug 22, 2005, 03:30 PM // 15:30

Monks - The ability to heal is overrated. Why should any one class be able to heal themselves and others better than another class. What happened to balance? Also, no one class should be able to solo the game with a creative thought invoked build. All builds should be thoughtless. I should be able to put any random 8 skills into my skill bar and be as good as everyone else in the game. NERF all monk healing skills.

Necromancers - They can raise the dead. We all know this is impossible in the real world and takes away the feeling of reality. Also necromancers shouldn't be able to support heal. Healing should be done by the henchman only. Blood Magic is too powerful. NERF THE HELL OUT OF IT!

Elementalists - They do too much damage. Spiker groups are unfair in PvP because they can do massive amounts of damage in a short amount of time. No class should be damage dealers, we should have meatshields and then classes that do a little bit of damage here and there. ArenaNet should NERF any skills used in spiker builds.

Mesmers - Mesmers can cast too quickly. They are stacked as a shutdown class. ALL mesmer skills should take 15 minutes to cast. It's impossible for my monk to heal if a mesmer is around. If we changed the cast time to 15 minutes the caster classes would not be effected by the UBER GODLY mesmer.

Warrior - Warriors do too much damage and aren't penalized for it. All warrior skills should result in a 60 second fatigue cooldown period. Also warriors should only be able to walk. This would make more sense as they are too big to run effectively in the real world. It would also cut down on those cheaters making money doing forge runs.

Rangers - This class should be removed from the game. They were at one point viewed as pointless by everyone who knew nothing about the game. But know that people are learning and creating effective ranger builds I believe the ranger should be removed. The ranger is too strong to be a support class and spirits are overpowered. Best resolution to the problem is to completely remove the class this way nobody has to be creative enough to come up with a counter for ranger builds.

Calimar · Aug 22, 2005, 03:33 PM // 15:33

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if it wasn't that close to what many are saying, it would be funny.

Sekkira · Aug 22, 2005, 03:34 PM // 15:34

XD! Nice one

Mirhi · Aug 22, 2005, 03:37 PM // 15:37

Hillarious, though it is even more funny that people say things so similar to that.

Oh as for ranger spirits being overpowered, the idiots may have no idea how they are getting beaten, but lets face it, Nature's Renewal should be an elite skill. Its too powerful for every ranger to have it and for it to drop every 6-8 seconds.

tuskenraid · Aug 22, 2005, 03:43 PM // 15:43

Well, at first I thought you were just being a turd... but then I started laughing and realized your awesome sarcasm. Thanks for making my Monday morning at work a little more bearable.

"Death to the Whiners"

Peace

Static · Aug 22, 2005, 03:45 PM // 15:45

Lol, thanks for the laugh. It made my day

John Waffletord · Aug 22, 2005, 04:00 PM // 16:00

i agree 100%

/signed

emil knight · Aug 22, 2005, 04:46 PM // 16:46

You forgot one:

The login screen should be removed so that people can't even login and figure this stuff out!

Awesome sarcastic post, got a great laugh out of it.

gabby2600 · Aug 22, 2005, 05:01 PM // 17:01

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