Curse

Alura Pyro · Sep 12, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08

actually it is WELL cooked due to the large amount of fire magic used before and after its death the tast is burnt out of it so any kind is the same

quickmonty · Sep 12, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16

or .... quick frozen by a hydromage

Stell Pol · Sep 13, 2005, 12:25 AM // 00:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

4. As a ranger, I only wish I could tame these wild beasts.

I am a ranger and this is true. I hope one day to ride into battle on a dolyak. But as I am a ranger they will not be in any direct harm, just put me above the heads of all my opponents.

Save and Tame the Dolyaks!

Tur713 · Sep 13, 2005, 07:21 AM // 07:21

I say we hold a fundraiser barbeque!

Guillaume De Sonoma · Sep 13, 2005, 07:26 AM // 07:26

We could have a fund raiser were we give out half eaten blobs, etc. and the raffel prizes will be the pearl from pre searing.

Tur713 · Sep 13, 2005, 07:31 AM // 07:31

Beautiful Pearls and Beautiful Feathers and Dwarven Beer. We could serve Juniper Meat. Then at night we'll have some of the Ele's put on fireworks, or maybe Mesmers that will make us think that we're seeing fireworks!

Rayea · Sep 13, 2005, 10:44 AM // 10:44

yeah, if i could target first person with a bow or wand ect, i surely would aim at the dwarf, cause a riderless doyak will cause havoc amonst the ranks while it tries to stomp on the things round its feet ^^

and hello again, Mistress Eyahl, where you been? havent seen you posting in a while, i hope youve been ok

(remebers the long post about not attacking her character for her red hair...she should meet my friend rick, whose hair is just as ginger and as long as his waiste, who often gets remarks about 'hey baby!' then called names from the back cause they think he is a girl ^^)

quickmonty · Sep 13, 2005, 12:13 PM // 12:13

i have a couple of seared rib cages to contribute to barbecue

Albino Chocobo · Sep 13, 2005, 12:14 PM // 12:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lagg

Your query is righteous and just, and while the Board of Dolyak Preservation is looking into it as we speak, I can already present a viable solution to all Warriors heeding the call.

Bring a ladder.

As a warrior of short stature, I can only turn down this suggestion. Any ladder tall enough for me to reach the dwarf would look conspicuous among the snowy wastes.

BUT, as a sometimes follower of Melandru, I have long studied these gentle giants, and have even raised one myself. I have come to the stunning conclusion that hey actually behave mostly like dogs ! I thus present here a skill I developped :
"Roll Over !" (Shout) : All Dolyaks in a 5 meter radius roll on their back, and wait for someone to scratch their bellies. Might affect low-intellect Warriors. Costs 1 Adrenaline (Dolyaks are mellow), recharges in 5s (Dolyaks are playful).

Aside from being quite distracting, this skill also tremendously curbs dwarven annoyance ...

THE DOLYAKS ARE SACRED ANIMALS IN SOME CULTURE ! THEY DON'T FIT IN MY BBQ PIT ! STOP THE MINDLESS SLAUGHTER !

Witchblade · Sep 17, 2005, 12:42 PM // 12:42

i m sure they re using cranes to put the fat dwarf on em

anyway .. i dont have prob with the Dolyakburger idea at all ...

Cant be worse than Ratburgers of Stallone huh

quickmonty · Sep 17, 2005, 04:27 PM // 16:27

Dolyaks taste like chicken

Thanato · Sep 17, 2005, 05:03 PM // 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stell Pol

I am a ranger and this is true. I hope one day to ride into battle on a dolyak. But as I am a ranger they will not be in any direct harm, just put me above the heads of all my opponents.

Save and Tame the Dolyaks!

not to mention the inherent height advantage from being mounted atop a dolyak :P

Witchblade · Sep 17, 2005, 05:03 PM // 17:03

fine then

"dinner time

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