Curse

LordMetalz · May 21, 2006, 06:32 AM // 06:32

There is some nice ideas as this alert's text

They was made by Wini:

You have been playing your Mo/W for 35 hours. Your IP has been reported as a gold farming IP.

You have been playing for 36 hours. Your nationality is determined to be Korean.

You have been playing for 72 hours. If you are not dead, we beg you to take a break.

They was made by Me:

You have been playing for 100 hours. Lucky number, isn't it?

You have been playing for 101 hours. Do you alive?

post some more! ^^

robrobrob · May 21, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34

You have been playing for 40 minutes. I'm amazed you can find stuff to do.

Navaros · May 21, 2006, 06:58 AM // 06:58

You have been playing for 6 hours with 7 henchman, trying to clear all the fog out of 3 difficult zones. We understand that the henchman AI is abysmally bad and virtually non-existant which makes it impossible for them to retreat in time to avoid being killed, or for you to pull massive mobs apart whilst playing with them. We also understand that anytime you use Rebirth to resurrect a monk henchman, that same monk henchman will instantly aggro right back into the mob that killed it and try to res another dead henchman, resulting in another instant death for the henchman you just ressed. Please accept our sincerest apology for all the endless aggravation and wasted time that this has caused you. We have dispatched a coupon to you via email that you can print out and redeem for $10 off any future purchase of a Guild Wars product with henchmen in it.

LordMetalz · May 21, 2006, 08:06 AM // 08:06

You have been playing for 9495 hours. Are you a henchman?

Blackest Rose · May 21, 2006, 08:14 AM // 08:14

You have been playing for 4 mins - congratulations no err=7 yet

Sry - can't resist...

Red · May 21, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19

You have been playing for 7½ hours, and have in one sitting played longer than the average gamer does in a week. Get a life.

MCS · May 21, 2006, 09:15 AM // 09:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navaros

You have been playing for 6 hours with 7 henchman, trying to clear all the fog out of 3 difficult zones. We understand that the henchman AI is abysmally bad and virtually non-existant which makes it impossible for them to retreat in time to avoid being killed, or for you to pull massive mobs apart whilst playing with them. We also understand that anytime you use Rebirth to resurrect a monk henchman, that same monk henchman will instantly aggro right back into the mob that killed it and try to res another dead henchman, resulting in another instant death for the henchman you just ressed. Please accept our sincerest apology for all the endless aggravation and wasted time that this has caused you. We have dispatched a coupon to you via email that you can print out and redeem for $10 off any future purchase of a Guild Wars product with henchmen in it.

lmfao.....

Maxiemonster · May 21, 2006, 09:21 AM // 09:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navaros

You have been playing for 6 hours with 7 henchman, trying to clear all the fog out of 3 difficult zones. We understand that the henchman AI is abysmally bad and virtually non-existant which makes it impossible for them to retreat in time to avoid being killed, or for you to pull massive mobs apart whilst playing with them. We also understand that anytime you use Rebirth to resurrect a monk henchman, that same monk henchman will instantly aggro right back into the mob that killed it and try to res another dead henchman, resulting in another instant death for the henchman you just ressed. Please accept our sincerest apology for all the endless aggravation and wasted time that this has caused you. We have dispatched a coupon to you via email that you can print out and redeem for $10 off any future purchase of a Guild Wars product with henchmen in it.

Hahahaha!

Jedimagician · May 21, 2006, 09:27 AM // 09:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navaros

You have been playing for 6 hours with 7 henchman, trying to clear all the fog out of 3 difficult zones. We understand that the henchman AI is abysmally bad and virtually non-existant which makes it impossible for them to retreat in time to avoid being killed, or for you to pull massive mobs apart whilst playing with them. We also understand that anytime you use Rebirth to resurrect a monk henchman, that same monk henchman will instantly aggro right back into the mob that killed it and try to res another dead henchman, resulting in another instant death for the henchman you just ressed. Please accept our sincerest apology for all the endless aggravation and wasted time that this has caused you. We have dispatched a coupon to you via email that you can print out and redeem for $10 off any future purchase of a Guild Wars product with henchmen in it.

thats so true...

LordMetalz · May 21, 2006, 10:02 AM // 10:02

You have been playing for 0 minutes. Did you get err=7 at the loading screen? =P

makosi · May 21, 2006, 10:09 AM // 10:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navaros

You have been playing for 6 hours with 7 henchman, trying to clear all the fog out of 3 difficult zones. We understand that the henchman AI is abysmally bad and virtually non-existant which makes it impossible for them to retreat in time to avoid being killed, or for you to pull massive mobs apart whilst playing with them. We also understand that anytime you use Rebirth to resurrect a monk henchman, that same monk henchman will instantly aggro right back into the mob that killed it and try to res another dead henchman, resulting in another instant death for the henchman you just ressed. Please accept our sincerest apology for all the endless aggravation and wasted time that this has caused you. We have dispatched a coupon to you via email that you can print out and redeem for $10 off any future purchase of a Guild Wars product with henchmen in it.

lollerskates

You have been playing for 10 hours. An E-Mail has been sent to you with a discount voucher for Specsavers Optometrists.

shardfenix · May 21, 2006, 01:08 PM // 13:08

This is one of my vent binds..
You have been playing for 3 hours since your last error 7. Please write Arenanet a rage letter.

You have been playing for 12 hours. Please get a life.

You have been playing for 24 hours. Arenanet is not liable for health issues due to lack of sleep.

You have been playing this character for 8776 hours. Here's your minipet.

WasAGuest · May 21, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27

You have been playing for 8 hours, You must be an assassin looking for a group.

You have been playing for 12 hours, still looking for a monk to group with?

You have been playing 24 hours, why are you still watching the Jade/Aspen counters reset?

You have been playing 48 hours, You are very determined to get that 15k Kurzick/Luxon armor.

Terra Xin · May 21, 2006, 01:43 PM // 13:43

You have been...

err7!

You have been playing for

err11!

You have been playing for 10 seconds...
A new build has been installed, please exit the program...

Repairing Database...

You have been waiting to play for 24 hours...

LordMetalz · May 21, 2006, 01:47 PM // 13:47

You have been playing for 5 minutes, and you died 15 times. Are u playing noob-IWAY?

Artisan · May 21, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00

Heck, they need to restructure the whole thing.

You have been playing for 1 hour. Have a cookie.
You have been playing for 2 hours. Haha, we've hooked you now!
You have been playing for 3 hours. Ok, go strech a bit or something.
You have been playing for 4 hours. You didn't get our last message, did you?
You have been playing for 5 hours. Get some fresh air, mate.
You have been playing for 6 hours. Do you have muckbutt from sitting on that chair yet?
You have been playing for 7 hours. Odds are it's time for a meal.
You have been playing for 8 hours. You realize we're not legally responsible for carpal tunnel?
You have been playing for 9 hours. Well if you're going to be around this long, mind testing some things for us?
You have been playing for 10 hours. Are you sure you're not asleep or something?
You have been playing for 11-14 hours. ....?
You have been playing for 15 hours. If we had a kick function you would be receiving it now.
You have been playing for 20 hours. Would you like us to call 911 for you?
You have been playing for 24 hours. Congratulations, that's longer than anyone who's first character was a mesmer!
You have been playing for 30 hours. Would you like a job?

Lepton CFd · May 21, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42

Haha, this is a pretty awesome thread =P

Shadow Dragon · May 21, 2006, 06:35 PM // 18:35

You have been playing for 2 minutes. Your groups been jacked by a 55 bot

Evilsod · May 21, 2006, 06:42 PM // 18:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navaros

You have been playing for 6 hours with 7 henchman, trying to clear all the fog out of 3 difficult zones. We understand that the henchman AI is abysmally bad and virtually non-existant which makes it impossible for them to retreat in time to avoid being killed, or for you to pull massive mobs apart whilst playing with them. We also understand that anytime you use Rebirth to resurrect a monk henchman, that same monk henchman will instantly aggro right back into the mob that killed it and try to res another dead henchman, resulting in another instant death for the henchman you just ressed. Please accept our sincerest apology for all the endless aggravation and wasted time that this has caused you. We have dispatched a coupon to you via email that you can print out and redeem for $10 off any future purchase of a Guild Wars product with henchmen in it.

Lmao, after doing almost everything you wrote there recently (with capping the other 60 skills i missed in Prophecies).... its too damn accurate.

You have been playing for 666 hours. Gwen will visit you now!

LordMetalz · May 21, 2006, 07:08 PM // 19:08

This thread is fantastic, isn't it?
You have been playing for 12 hours. Why?
You have been playing for 13 hours. Err=7 is coming...