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Old Oct 09, 2006, 10:32 AM // 10:32   #1
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Lightbulb Commemorative Elites.

My friend Arya Nibelrund banned his millionth user, to commemorate this goal i'm going to propose a special elite skill.
Please vote your favourite.

1. Warrior:
Arya's Moderation Stance - Energy:5 Recharge:30
Elite Stance. For 5...10 seconds, you have a 75% chance to get double damage. Whenever you block a melee attack, the attacker gains 5...29 health.
When it ends, you get 15 damage for each enermy in the area.
(Attribute: Tactics)

2. Ranger:
Posting Guidelines - Energy:25 Cast Time:6 Recharge:60
Elite Nature Ritual. Create a level 1..8 Spirit with Arya's face. The spirit start telling all forum rules and all allies in the area fall asleep for 120 seconds. This Spirit dies after 30...126 seconds.
(Attribute: Wilderness Survival)

3. Monk:
Unyelding Arya - Energy:25 Cast Time:2 Recharge:45
Elite Enchantment Spell. Bring target dead party member back to life at 1% health and 1% energy. That pary member can't use any skill, can't move and can't attack.If you stop maintaining this enchantment, or if this enchantment is removed, that party member dies and leaves an exploited corpse. Deaths while enchanted with Unyielding Arya incur a death penalty of 60%.
(Attributeivine Favor)

4. Necromancer:
Moderator's Fervor - Energy:5 Cast Time:3 Recharge:15
Elite Enchantment Spell. For 5..17 seconds, you can ban 5 random forum users with a single mouse click. When this enchantment expires Guru's server suffer Exhaustion and no one can visit the forum for 5 hours.
(Attribute: Soul Reaping)

5. Memser:
Noob Signet - Energy:none Cast Time:2 Recharge:45
Elite Signet. For 45 seconds you wield a req 8 energy + 5 health + 30 Oni Blade, but you can't attack, can't move, can't cast spells. After 45 seconds all your party members receive a dp of 60%.
(No Attribute)

6. Elementalist:
Glyph of Supreme Moderation - Energy:none Cast Time:1 Recharge:45
Elite Glyph. For 15 seconds, when you ban someone his pc gets broken, he gets a cold and his girlfriend run away with her's best friend.
(No Attribute)

7. Assassin:
Arya's Promise - Energy:10 Cast Time:2 Recharge:30
Elite Enchantment Spell. For 5...17 seconds, your attacks have 95% chance to be "blocked" or "evaded." This Enchantment ends the next time you hit.
( Attribute: Critical Strikes)

8. Ritualist:
Arya Was Noob - Energy:15 Cast Time:2 Recharge:45
Elite Item Spell. Hold a Desperate Banned's ashes for up to 5...10 seconds. When you drop his ashes, he gets his revenge and your guild loses the gvg and 50 places in the ladder.
(attribute: Communing)

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Old Oct 09, 2006, 11:48 AM // 11:48   #2
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*tries... not... to... laugh...*

*tries.. very... hard... not... to... laugh...*


ROTFLMAO

Oooops... I feel a ban coming...
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 11:55 AM // 11:55   #3
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glyph of super moderation for the win win
it would stop so many spamverts and junk.
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 12:32 PM // 12:32   #4
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I vote for moderator's fervor, not sure why
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:10 PM // 13:10   #5
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Ok, get this, Arya's Promise + that dervish skill that does aoe damage for missing. That's what I'm talking about.
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35   #6
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6. Elementalist:
Glyph of Supreme Moderation - Energy:none Cast Time:1 Recharge:45
Elite Glyph. For 15 seconds, when you ban someone his pc gets broken, he gets a cold and his girlfriend run away with her's best friend.
(No Attribute)
I'd have voted for that if the girlfriend had run with HIS best friend and not her :P

So Moderator's Fervor is my favourite
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 03:07 PM // 15:07   #7
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The correct name for the ritualist spell should be Noob was Arya, no?
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 03:28 PM // 15:28   #8
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Posting Guidelines ftw
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #9
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The girlfriend running away is bad.
She didn't leave, she RAN.

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Old Oct 09, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43   #10
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Originally Posted by glountz
The correct name for the ritualist spell should be Noob was Arya, no?
Omg, you're right è_é
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #11
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Originally Posted by gene terrodon
The girlfriend running away is bad.
She didn't leave, she RAN.
Probably with someone that doesn't waste his time palying gw
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #12
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wat? i thought you're not allowed to post polls
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:45 PM // 13:45   #13
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^ He used his Signet of Forum Rules Breaking.
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:56 PM // 13:56   #14
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that's all I have to say
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