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Old Jun 24, 2007, 11:04 PM // 23:04   #41
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"Hot Bomb"
Skill. For 30 seconds, this skill does nothing. When this skill ends, you lose 10..50% of your current health and all allies in the area lose 1..25% of the health you have lost. If you use an attack or touch skill while under the effect of this skill, the "Hot Bomb" is transfered with its remaining duration to the target of the attack or touch skill.
(Attribute: Domination)

This would be FUN, XD.
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Old Jun 24, 2007, 11:34 PM // 23:34   #42
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Avatar of Kormir (Elite Form): For 10...60 seconds, all your skills are disabled, you cannot be targetted and cannot target others. If your party achieves a victory while you are under this form, you reap all the rewards from your allies.
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Old Jun 24, 2007, 11:48 PM // 23:48   #43
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"I mob therefore I Am." elite spell!!
All luxon/kurzicks on your team mob and the opposing team comes back from a 100 point deficit to win the game cause your to damn stupid to cap shrines.
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 12:21 AM // 00:21   #44
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"Earth!"
E:5, R:30
Shout. You give you Earth power to the nearest Mesmer ally within earshot. This Skill is disabled for 120 seconds.
(Attribute: Expertise)

"Water!"
Shout. You give you Water power to the nearest Mesmer ally within earshot. This Skill is disabled for 120 seconds.
(Attribute: Soul Reaping)

"Air!"
Shout. You give you Air power to the nearest Mesmer ally within earshot. This Skill is disabled for 120 seconds.
(Attribute: Divine favor)

"Fire!"
Shout. You give you Fire power to the nearest Mesmer ally within earshot. This Skill is disabled for 120 seconds.
(Attribute: Expertise)

"Heart!"
Shout. You give you Heart power to the nearest Mesmer ally within earshot. This Skill is disabled for 120 seconds.
(Attribute: Expertise)

"Go Tyria!"
Shout. If you are under the effects of "Earth!", "Water!", "Air!", "Fire!" and "Heart", youl transform into Captain Tyria for 0..240 seconds. This Skill is disabled for 120 seconds.
(Attribute: Energy Storage) or (Attribute: Mysticism)

Captain Tyria will have 60..120 armor based on Expertise from "Earth!".
Captain Tyria will have +0..6 energy regeneration and +0..6 health regeneration based on Soul Reaping from "Water!"
Captain Tyria will have 480..1200 Health based on Divine Favor from "Air!"
Captain Tyria will deal +0..60 untyped damage with each hit based on Strenght from "Fire!".
Captain Tyria will attack, cast and move 0..50% faster based on Fast Casting from "Heart!"
While the Dervish or Elementalist is in form of Captain Tyria, players who used the shouts cannot use skills.

Captain Tyria, he's a Hero, gonna turn the evil down to Zero!

==Trivia==
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTg6qM-hRNg

XDDDD

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Old Jun 25, 2007, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #45
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Dunce!
Skill, 10en, 40 recharge
Target foe has all skills deactivated for 3...9 seconds and is teleported to a random corner for a timeout. (Domination Magic)

IM RICK JAMES!
Elite Shout, 20en, 60 recharge
All of your attack skills are disabled for 20 seconds. For 20 seconds you have 95% damage reduction. All of your weapons are unequipped and you bitch slap instead. You attack 50% faster and have a +75% chance of landing a critical hit. (Strength)

Your MOM!
Skill, 5en, 0 recharge
Target foe is knocked down for 2 seconds. When target foe rises he then either suffers from a deep wound, utter astonishment that you would sink that low, or just a severe urge to kick your ass. The chance of deep wound increases with your rank in curse magic. (Curses)

It's The Monks Fault!
Shout, 30 en, 120 recharge.
It's the monks fault that your party has been wiped, so all nearby allies are rezzed with 0 dp and full health and energy. The monk(s) stay dead. 50 chance of failure with Tactics 4 or less. 100% chance that you are a noob. (Tactics)

Emo Kid
Elite Hex Spell, 15 en, 30 recharge.
Target foe's skill bar is replaced by 8 Blood Is Power for 10...25 seconds. (Death Magic)

Boom Headshot
Elite Bow Attack, 10 en, 20 recharge
Target foe gets totally f***ing pwned. (Marksmanship)
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 08:02 AM // 08:02   #46
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The skill to destroy all others: Holy Hand Grenade

Or, if anyone was curious about my Avatar: Error 7
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #47
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"Chuuuck NORRIS!"

A big fist comes flying at you. Dazing you for 120seconds and you are knocked down for 10seconds.
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 02:10 PM // 14:10   #48
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"Ethilic Intoxication"
E: 5. C:1 R:5
Binding Ritual. All non-spirit foes within spirit range will gain one level of drunkenness every 13..1 seconds. Enemies that are already in level 5 will take 0..12 damage, be knocked down and become poisoned for 0..12 seconds.
(Attribute: Communing)
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 02:24 PM // 14:24   #49
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"Fury of Furries"
12 Energy
2 Second Cast Time
30 Second Recharge
Pet Attack. If your pet is furry, it goes into a frenzy and its attack rate is tripled for 15 seconds. Each time it hits a foe successfully, a Level 1...15 "furry" spawns and steals 20...300 health from the target. This health is shared equally among you and your pet. When your pet's frenzy ends, if your pet is at full health (and it's hard not to be), this skill recharges instantly. (Attrib: Beast Mastery)
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"Turn Inside Out"
10 Energy
2 Second Cast Time
20 Second Recharge
Spell. Sacrifice 50% health. Target foe is turned inside out, revealing its innards and killing it instantly. All allies of that foe within earshot of it are knocked down, then blinded for 10 seconds. When they recover from blindness, they are dazed for an additional 20 seconds. (Attrib: Curses)
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 04:10 PM // 16:10   #50
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Leave the freaking compass alone the last person to draw a penis,swastika or boobs on the compass has several large thugs drive to his house and whip his ass for 1-5 hours. (critical strikes)

WTS Person trying to sell anything in all speak, is teleported in to abbadons lair and can not leave,chat or PM for 10-30secs, if target player spams then he/she can lot leave for 24 hrs (even if he/she logs off) (no attribute)

Holy hand grenade castime 3 secs (not 1, not 2 and most certanly not 4) All enemies in area are destroyed, all allies gain 100 health.

Safety dance Target ally begins dancing as long as they continue to dance they are immune to all damage,spells,curses,hexes etc.

~the rat~
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 05:49 PM // 17:49   #51
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"Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherf#cker!"

5e | 30r

Shout. For 25 seconds all attacks and skills against you fail. You run +50% faster, attack 300% faster and do +100...160...200 damage when you hit enemy. Your attacks cannot be blocked and you have 100% chance to do critical hit.

(Attribute: Strength)
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 07:00 PM // 19:00   #52
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Originally Posted by Prize_check_asker
"Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherf#cker!"

5e | 30r

Shout. For 25 seconds all attacks and skills against you fail. You run +50% faster, attack 300% faster and do +100...160...200 damage when you hit enemy. Your attacks cannot be blocked and you have 100% chance to do critical hit.

(Attribute: Strength)
Note on using this skill, once you have used it at least twice you marry a fairly attractive woman only to have her leave you for a man half your age.

~the rat~
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #53
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"I'll Be Back" Elite shout. If a non-spirit ally is knocked down below 33%health, all nearby enemies take 75dmg and are knocked down for 100..160..200% of the time you were knocked down
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Old Jun 25, 2007, 07:59 PM // 19:59   #54
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"Screw you guys, i'm going home" - Skill. You leave the game. (No Attribute)
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 09:53 AM // 09:53   #55
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Originally Posted by OI-812
Hello, new Assassin skill
Yeah, I know! Wouldn't it kick ass?!

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Rambo (25e), For 15-90 seconds you become immune to all conditions apart from Bleeding and gain 95% damage reduction. Your arrows kill targets in 1 hit. Whenever a female ally dies, you teleport to there location and perform the /kneel emote, when this emote ends, you kill target foe using an Explosive Arrow. (expertise)
lol @ Evilsod
I could so see that...

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"I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar!"-
8 Energy
Instant Cast
5 Second Recharge

Shout (only affects user). If you are a woman, you gain +8 health regeneration, +50 armor, +2 energy regeneration, a 33% speed boost, and your attack rate is doubled. If you are a man, you suffer from -8 health regeneration, take double damage, suffer from exhaustion each time you attack, lose the ability to move, and have a 10% chance to die of a liver failure immediately after usage. This skill lasts until you pay 7 platinum to Eldin or gain 10,000 "Begging and Crying for Mercy" faction.
That one hits a little too close to home for me...

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Nature Calls (Spirit)
10 Energy
3 Secs cast time
60 Secs recharge
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Nature Ritual, For 35...160 seconds all creatures in range run off for a toilet break at random intervals.
McCullen, afterall when do the players pee? They don't ever have bathrooms in any of the towns... They got a skill trainer in every town but not a freakin' bathroom... So naturally, they must want to pee really really really bad...

More skills:

Tag - Touch target foe. Target touched foe gains hex "You're it!" and a random skill is replaced with skill Tag.

Disco Party Conflagration - Create a level 10 spirit. While under the effects of Conflagration, all damage is reduced to 0. If you attack in melee with a foe, you become their dance partner and have your attack model sprites replaced with dance routines from Saturday Night Fever.

Super Mario World - Create a level 10 spirit. While under the effects of super mario world, taking damage results in shrinking to half your size and losing half your life. Monks launch mushroom projectiles upon healing which cause target player to grow back to full size and full life. Wand/Staff projectiles become balls of fire. Pets become turtles which turn into shells when jumped on for limited amounts of time and can be kicked towards any foe afterwards. Dying under the effects of super mario world will result in time freezing and you being thrown in the air by an absurd amount and falling off the screen followed by mario death music and a continue screen.

Wolverine - Stance. For 20 seconds, you gain 10 health regeneration and deal an extra +30 damage in melee, however you cannot attack any other way. If you use global chat to say really cool wolverine quotes, Wolverine is reapplied.

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Old Jun 26, 2007, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #56
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Michael Jackson
Illusion Magic
Enchantment Spell
10e/2c/20r
For 8...20 seconds whenever you are hit by an underaged male character, you gain 5...40 health and the foe takes 10...50 mental damage. If you are hit by any female or mature male character, you suffer a weakness for 3...10 seconds and are knocked down.
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 04:14 PM // 16:14   #57
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Dance and Despair
Hex Spell. Target foe and all nearby foes start dancing. For 10 seconds, if they keep dancing, they suffer -1..3 health degeneration. If they stop dancing before the 10 seconds have passed, they are knocked down and suffer 50..100 damage.
(Attribute: Domination)
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Old Jun 27, 2007, 08:03 AM // 08:03   #58
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My Mom Is Gaile:
2 second cast 300 day recharge

All foes on the radar die. When you return to a town or outpost, you will find your storage filled to the brim with cash, 1 of each tormented weapon, and 1....10 stacks of ecto
(attrib: Lightbringer Rank)
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 05:00 PM // 17:00   #59
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Originally Posted by legion_rat

Holy hand grenade castime On the count of 3 secs (not 1, not 2 and most certanly not 4. 5 is right out.) All enemies in area are destroyed, all allies gain 100 health.
Sorry, I just had an urge to correct your great skill (in bold).



MINE!
15 Energy, 2 Second Cast, 12 Second Recharge, Maintained 1 energy regen upkeep
Elite Hex Spell: Ressurect target foe with full health and full energy. That foe attacks 33% faster, and attacks his/her nearest teammate.
Domination Magic

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Old Jun 29, 2007, 05:39 PM // 17:39   #60
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"i can dance all day"
Stance, u have 75% to block attacks, this skill lasts all day.

"i am the ownerer"
Shout - u go on a rampage and own all the noobs.
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