Curse

Snow Bunny · Feb 14, 2008, 12:21 AM // 00:21

So, you know, I'm just diggin around, thinkin' man there's nothing that really just makes you wanna dance when you log in.

So, I thought of it.

It's called the Archaeological Chemist.

I have a whole lore thing to do, but you know, when Rurik got made into a corpse, you know that the Lich went 'wtf, wtf is that stank? i need someone to get this guy out of the ice' so then he summoned that fat goblin (i can't remember his name) and he became an archaeological chemist and the

It has 800 baseline health, 'cause to kill stuff you need lots of health.

Then, to kills noobs and stuff, he has a natural 80 energy. If you can't tell, I really like the numbers 8 and 0, but that's another matter entirely.

So yeah.

So, here are the four attributes:

Strength: Kill stuff fast, you know +20 armor penetration per hit
Digging: You can't summon super weapons and corpses without the ability to dig!
Chemistry: I don't know much about science, but I think it may be useful.
Dating: Yeah, well, not that kind fellas

but whatever, so he can find out how old stuff is, and apply that knowledge to combat.

I've only thought of two skills so far:

Dig
Radiocarbon dating

GUYS
I really need help with this CC, and think it'd be a really good class to be in GW2, and I really want it to be in GW2, and if it doesn't appear in Guild Wars 2, then i'm gonna not play it!

RATE THIS CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE Looks like this:

RavagerOfDreams · Feb 14, 2008, 12:26 AM // 00:26

/agree

then
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...Untitled-1.jpg
/resign

asp1988 · Feb 14, 2008, 12:26 AM // 00:26

Haha, this is the worst idea ever

RavagerOfDreams · Feb 14, 2008, 12:30 AM // 00:30

but my ninja cat is cool right?

Phoenix Tears · Feb 14, 2008, 02:23 AM // 02:23

such retarded threads should be deleted here instantly ....really, for such trolling I've personally NO tolerance, neither understanding.

GW Guru as Elite Forum should not show tolerance to such retarded troll threads. Thats my point of view. This Sub Forum should contain serious CC's and not such cheap junk of bored Kiddies which find it funny to troll here.

Oh god, I wish, it would be "Banday" for CC Trolls. Trolls need holidays from GW Guru XD

Div · Feb 14, 2008, 02:28 AM // 02:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Tears

such retarded threads should be deleted here instantly ....really, for such trolling I've personally NO tolerance, neither understanding.

GW Guru as Elite Forum should not show tolerance to such retarded troll threads. Thats my point of view. This Sub Forum should contain serious CC's and not such cheap junk of bored Kiddies which find it funny to troll here.

Oh god, I wish, it would be "Banday" for CC Trolls. Trolls need holidays from GW Guru XD

How ironic you posted a cat picture and call someone a troller. Sure, he might be trolling, but posting lolcats isn't much better :P

credit · Feb 14, 2008, 03:47 AM // 03:47

I would run this.

Macks Mistress · Feb 14, 2008, 03:52 AM // 03:52

/signed x infinity.

Purely because you made my day.

Tyla · Feb 14, 2008, 03:58 AM // 03:58

I wanna run this!

Stormlord Alex · Feb 14, 2008, 04:03 AM // 04:03

It needs swords.

Dual swords. Fiery ones, preferably.

Oh! For 'Dating', how about...

Lazer Eyes
5e 3/4c 5r
Spell. You fire two lazer beams, that deal 60...400 damage if they hit.

Because lazers r kewl

zomg PEW PEW PEW

Stormlord Alex · Feb 14, 2008, 04:11 AM // 04:11

liek... i drew a picture to help with this awesum idea

Stormlord Alex · Feb 14, 2008, 04:19 AM // 04:19

and here i designed some 15k armor for this class

Stormlord Alex · Feb 14, 2008, 04:23 AM // 04:23

and here is the class in battle, using 'lazer eyes'

kewl eh?

Puebert · Feb 14, 2008, 05:18 AM // 05:18

Omg those pictures are the funniest things Ive ever seen.

I love this thread.

anonymous · Feb 14, 2008, 05:31 AM // 05:31

I support. It is all the ideas of the rest of this section all combined into one!!! Amazing, I didn't think it could be done, but with skills like "lazer eyes" and that awesome concept art how can you turn this down?

Mickey · Feb 14, 2008, 05:58 AM // 05:58

Should have this skill:

Win
1 Energy
1/4 Casting Time
0 Recharge Time

When this skill is used, all enemies on the map die, and drop triple gold, triple gold items, one random green item, one Miniature Polar Bear, and one Everlasting Beetle Tonic, and you achieve GM status. This skill causes Gaile Gray to be fired. This skill cannot be nerfed, and caused Izzy to be silenced.

kerpall · Feb 14, 2008, 06:32 AM // 06:32

I Decided to make a FoW set for him too, for those rich asian farmers O.o , and other rich people. He also turned green from too much Radio Carbon dating >_< (Radio active). And upgraded his swords to "Firey"

.

Tyla · Feb 14, 2008, 06:41 AM // 06:41

Those pictures are f'ing leet!
That profession will be funneh.

Stormlord Alex · Feb 14, 2008, 07:41 AM // 07:41

damn falling asleep at the keyboard

if u happen to suck or if ur noob monk iz a noob and u die, here's what this awesum class looks liek ded:

(how's that for pr0 ms paint skillz?

)

kerpall · Feb 14, 2008, 07:46 AM // 07:46

LoL , i do have to admit, you got some pr0 MS paint skills xD.