Curse

kerpall · Mar 02, 2008, 08:47 PM // 20:47

Well... I sent this into that "Design a profession" contest, but it was soo good that they couldn't release it to the public as it would make others feel bad >_<. lol

New Proffession: The Barber

Description: The Barber is a close ranged, hybrid proffession. Utilizing the greatest weapon of all, poor coversational skills, and the ability to bore the greatest of beasts to death. The whole point of this profession is to use his/her attention grabbing snares, and slowly degenerate energy and health from the opponent through dull conversation and small talk. Thus allowing for nukers to make their move, once the enemy is unnable to move.
However, the Barber is not completely useless, armed with a pair of scissors, or shaver, they can do some small Damage over Time (DoT) with the use of ear snipping and hair pulling.

Primary Attribute: Conversation Dullness
For each point of "C.D." you increase snare time by .5 seconds. You also increase chances of initial attention grabbing by 7.5%.
( Conversation Dullness related skills include spells and hexes that are meant to keep "aggro" of enemies, and slow their speed down )

Attribute #1: Shaving Mastery
For each point of "S.M." you increase the effectiveness of "S.M." related skills.
( Shaving Mastery related skills include attacks, and DoT's utilizing the electric shaver or scissors. Such as "ear snipping" which would cause minimal damage, and bleeding )

Attribute #2: Abrupt Disruption
For each point of "A.D." you increase the effectiveness of "A.D." related skills.
( Abrupt Disruption related skills include interupts, and distractions that would momentarely keep enemy distracted / un interested in attacking )

Attribute #3: Persuasiveness
For each point of "Persuasiveness" you increase the effectiveness of related skills.
( Persuasiveness related skills include such skills as "Listen to your Barber!" where you would temporarely gain that enemy as you ally )

Weapon: Scissors / Shaver
Damage: 8-20 Snipping Damage
Attack Rate: 0.8 seconds per attack

Armor Class: Caster armor ( 60 armor maximum )
Amount of Energy: Base Energy of 50
Amount of Health: Based Health of 550

Skills specific to "The Barber": Ability to make Ally's of Enemies temporarely.

Common Usage: To replace the use of a Warrior in keeping aggro / tanking. Can maintain as a tank, because no damage should be taken with proper use of stuns.

EDIT: fixed picture link i hope

jonnieboi05 · Mar 02, 2008, 08:51 PM // 20:51

LMFAO this crap is just hilarious. A+ for making me laugh so hard @ pic. xD

netniwk · Mar 02, 2008, 08:54 PM // 20:54

in before flames from people people who take CC's serious(*cough*phoenix tears*cough*)
nice pic BTW.

chozodude · Mar 02, 2008, 09:09 PM // 21:09

i lol'd, so friggin funny

Stormlord Alex · Mar 02, 2008, 09:32 PM // 21:32

dude

seriously

moar duel swords!

FIG TREE MAN · Mar 03, 2008, 12:11 AM // 00:11

no this sucks !!!
the barber has to have cooler haircut
then it would be in GW forsure

kerpall · Mar 03, 2008, 12:45 AM // 00:45

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Originally Posted by FIG TREE MAN

no this sucks !!!
the barber has to have cooler haircut
then it would be in GW forsure

Lol, well in Guildwars, it is possible to change the hairstyle when u make a new character

.

Phoenix Tears · Mar 03, 2008, 01:17 AM // 01:17

sigh.. just another troll for the CC-Madhouse for retarded Fun CC's which belong into the Offtopic Area, but not here

close please, or better delete.

Correction:
" Well... I sent this into that "Design a profession" contest, but it was soo retarded that it was logical, that the Jury will roll on the floor laughing their asses off and they couldn't release it to the public as it would make others feel ill for seeing such junk, that the Jury had for the sake of the world to protect all others not to see it as Winner of the retarded charts , because it would be the doom of the world due to endless suicides by people, who would have seen it >_<. lol"

kerpall · Mar 03, 2008, 03:16 AM // 03:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by netniwk

in before flames from people people who take CC's serious(*cough*phoenix tears*cough*)
nice pic BTW.

hahahaha , nice call

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Tears

I try too hard to be cool.

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Originally Posted by DarkGanni

I take CC's too seriously
- Ganni

DarkGanni · Mar 03, 2008, 03:54 AM // 03:54

+1 in before close

Retarded Idea btw

- Ganni

Phoenix Tears · Mar 03, 2008, 04:22 PM // 16:22

You're just a dumb weirdo, who has seen way too much "Sweeney Todd"

, thats all.

I'm sure, otherwise you wouldn't have come onto this retarded idea of the Barber

Macks Mistress · Mar 03, 2008, 04:27 PM // 16:27

Haha nice one, a shame some people are so uptight eh?

blakecraw · Mar 03, 2008, 04:39 PM // 16:39

some people need to get the sand out of their... shoes

on topic, can this class act as a stylist for other players, pretty plox?!?

kerpall · Mar 04, 2008, 12:45 AM // 00:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Tears

blah, blah, blah , i'm grumpy and have no humour.

As for changing hair styles, that would be a cool skill / ability.
/ opens up a shop in kamadan, new hair-styles only 100g / per person

Phoenix Tears · Mar 04, 2008, 01:11 AM // 01:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerpall

blah, blah, blah, i'm small minded and have no creativity for serious CC's.

Make some useful creative stuff, or let it, when it requires too much of using your brain cells for you

Spam Zone and Offtopic Area are on an other Spot in this Forum, but not the CC Area ...

Go to the Offtopic Spammers with your junk - here it is UNWANTED and UNTOLERATED. The Subforums for CC's is NO Joke Area.
Shouldn't be really wished to much, to post Fun CC's into the Offtopic, or to Riverside Inn whatever ... There you can discuss over this Fun-Stuff as much as you want >.> But not here under the serious CC's!!!

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Originally Posted by Macks Mistress

Haha nice one, a shame some people are so uptight eh?

Its far more a shame, how ignorant some people are

kerpall · Mar 04, 2008, 03:23 AM // 03:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Tears

Go to the Offtopic Spammers with your junk - here it is UNWANTED and UNTOLERATED. The Subforums for CC's is NO Joke Area.
Shouldn't be really wished to much, to post Fun CC's into the Offtopic, or to Riverside Inn whatever ... There you can discuss over this Fun-Stuff as much as you want >.> But not here under the serious CC's!!!

Hmm.. from what I've seen so far, it is my semi-professional opinion that you are what is unwanted.

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Originally Posted by JonnieBoi05

LMFAO this crap is just hilarious. A+ for making me laugh so hard @ pic. xD

Quote:

Originally Posted by netniwk

in before flames from people people who take CC's serious(*cough*phoenix tears*cough*)
nice pic BTW.

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Originally Posted by chozodude

i lol'd, so friggin funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Tears

I'm a no0b.

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Originally Posted by Stormlord Alex

dude

seriously

moar duel swords!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIG TREE MAN

the barber has to have cooler haircut
then it would be in GW forsure

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macks Mistress

Haha nice one, a shame some people are so uptight eh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by blakecraw

some people need to get the sand out of their... shoes

on topic, can this class act as a stylist for other players, pretty plox?!?

Technically this is a class, and this is a concept for it. IF i were to post this in any other thread than "Concept Classes" , it would eventually get moved here. As much as you may dislike any class that in your own opinion may find (in such words as) stupid, moronic, lame, copy-cat, etc...
THEY ARE STILL CC's ! They are Class Concepts people have designed for the sole purpose of getting their thoughts outside of their head.

You can make up silly excuses, call people names, regardless...

THIS IS a concept class by definition.

Macks Mistress · Mar 04, 2008, 08:36 AM // 08:36

Ignorant.....I suggest you look it up as it applies to your responses far more than anyone else's and as the guy above me said, it is technically a concept class so it would get moved here regardless. I don't see anyone else coming here bitching about this thread but you.

System_Crush · Mar 04, 2008, 08:41 AM // 08:41

Aww comeon guys, a few laughs aren't anything to whine about this much.
There's some people here that could really benefit from cheering up a little.

But with the "funny" CC's we've had, the hobo/drunkard one was the only one that made me laugh(long time ago already).
I've been accused of being easily amused;
Am I growing old and grouchy or did e4y1 funny quit GW?

Phoenix Tears · Mar 04, 2008, 11:05 AM // 11:05

It would be defenitely not moved to here, because THAT Moderator, who has not the clue to see the difference between a serious CC and Fun Junk, must be either a real Noob Mod, blinded or a ignorant careless idiot, who simple puts everythign together, what includes in its topic name the word "CC" >.>

Fun CC's belong to here:
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/f...splay.php?f=10

Unless Inde gives them an own Sub Area besides the serious CC's, what would be the most easiest acceptable solution.
Then would have the Sardelac instead of 1 Sub forum then simple 2.
Serious CC's / Fun CC's

Dunno, what is so hard to make/understand to split CC's under these 2 Categories, that it wasn't done from the start on so *sigh*

RoyalPredator · Mar 04, 2008, 07:45 PM // 19:45

Jesus...i think...im gonna be sick.XD

Okay...Barbers...
Make some NPC which allows you to CHANGE YOUR HAIRSTYLE (which selected at the character maker) for 1 Platinum..whatever... Why not?

GW 2 needs everything what makes it MORE REALITY!!!!