May 20, 2009, 04:55 PM // 16:55
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Across the street from Grenth
Guild: The Tasty Teabag [tea]
Profession: W/
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The Darwinians
The Darwinian race use monkeys as their allies and their monkeys in return are vile towards their enemies. Though thought to be a lowly species, these creatures are ruthless killers and lethal weapons of destruction…
Energy Regeneration 4
Energy (same as ele)
Ranged/Caster (throws bananas)
Armor 70
Attribute Example…
Primate Summoning. For each rank in Primate Summoning, you gain 1 additional Primate Helper, and their health and damage increase by 10%, and Monkey Enchantments last 2% longer.
Monkey Rage. For each rank in Monkey Rage, you attack 2% faster and your Primates deal an additional 5% damage.
Primate Hunger. For each rank in Primate Hunger, your banana skills increase and your bananas do an additional 2% damage.
Skill Example…
Monkey shriek. Cost 10e. Recharge 45 seconds. Casting Time 4 seconds. Call forth an army of 2…5…10 Primate Ranged fighters. These fighters last 30 seconds, or until defeated. –(with 12 Primate Summoning, you actually summon 24 primates)
Banana Feed. Cost 15e. Recharge 5 seconds. Casting Time. ¼. Heal all Primate Allies for 100…400…600 health.
Crazy Primates. Cost 10e. Recharge 30 seconds. Casting time 2 seconds. For 5..10…15 seconds your Primate allies attack 25% faster and do an additional 10% damage.
[elite] Ape Stampede. Cost 10e. Recharge 30 seconds.
Casting Time 3 seconds. Call forth an army of 2…5…12 Ape Warriors. These Warriors do an additional 15 damage, and last for 30 seconds, or until defeated. –(with 12 Primate Summoning, you actually summon 26 primates)
Banana Barrage. Cost 5e. Recharge 5 seconds. Casting time ¼. Throw a bucket of bananas at up to 10 enemies. These bananas deal 20 damage for each adjacent foe beside target.
Monkey Chain. Cost 10e. Recharge 15 seconds. Casting time 1 second. 4...8...12 Monkeys jump out of a barrel in a chain formation, and do 20...50....80 damage to target foe and foes adjacent to target.
Thick Stuff. Cost 15e. Recharge 25 seconds. Casting Time ½. For 5..10…15 seconds, your Ranged Primate allies throw Thick Stuff and do an additional 10 damage, and cause poison for 5....9….16 seconds.
Gooey Stuff. Cost 10e. Recharge 25 seconds. Casting time 1 second. For 5…10…15 seconds your Ranged Primate allies throw Gooey Stuff. This skill does an additional 10 damage and hits target adjacent foes. This causes decease, and slows hit foes down by 33%.
Gorilla Rumble. Cost 15e. Recharge 30 seconds. Casting Time 2 seconds. For 5...8...12 seconds 2...6....8 Gorillas are summoned and attack 33% faster then other Primates, and cause knock down for 2 seconds. These Primates cause daze and do an additional 30% more damage.
Shaved Monkey. Cost 10e. Recharge 30 seconds. Casting Time 2 seconds. A shaved monkey is summoned for 5...10...15 seconds. This monkeys attacks causes blindness to foe and adjacent foes near target, and does an additional 10 damage.
Banana Peel. hex. Cost 15e. Recharge 20 seconds. Casting time 2 seconds. for...5...8...10 seconds target foe and adjacent foes are hexed with Banana Peel. This hex causes knockdown for 2 seconds, and knocks down foes every 3 seconds.
Chattering Monkey. Cost 10e. Recharge 20 seconds. Casting time 1 second. For 7...10...12 seconds, 3..6..9 Chattering Monkeys are summoned. These monkeys do an additional 10 damage, and cause interruption.
Last edited by Marvel-Kid; May 22, 2009 at 07:29 PM // 19:29..
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May 20, 2009, 05:21 PM // 17:21
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ohio
Guild: Legion of Spectre
Profession: R/
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wheres the classic poop flinging skills? you could even do dry poop for more damage and runny for aoe
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May 20, 2009, 05:40 PM // 17:40
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#3
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Wales
Guild: Order of the Azurelight[OA]
Profession: E/
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Lol..........................
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May 20, 2009, 06:16 PM // 18:16
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#4
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Western Mass
Guild: Passionate Kiss of the cats [Kiss]
Profession: W/N
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cc White Warrior
wheres the classic poop flinging skills? you could even do dry poop for more damage and runny for aoe
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Ewww!! Thats horrible! although I always thought the tusked hunters/howlers in NF flung poop....
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May 20, 2009, 07:34 PM // 19:34
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#5
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Sweden
Profession: W/
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Yo mawm flings poop.
On a serious note, this doesn't really seem to be uh, well serious. <3
"lethal weapons of destruction…" made me lol. Hard.
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May 20, 2009, 07:45 PM // 19:45
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Canada
Profession: W/
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If nothing else this made me fall off my chair laughing...
... awesome stuff... real nice Clark... real nice.
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May 20, 2009, 07:57 PM // 19:57
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#7
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2006
Guild: Naked Pagans
Profession: Rt/Me
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sounds like overlord.....
Still funny....
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May 20, 2009, 08:16 PM // 20:16
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#8
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Across the street from Grenth
Guild: The Tasty Teabag [tea]
Profession: W/
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lol thanx. It's kind of a joke..then again it could be serious....LOL!
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May 20, 2009, 11:21 PM // 23:21
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#9
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Across the street from Grenth
Guild: The Tasty Teabag [tea]
Profession: W/
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New skills!!!
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May 20, 2009, 11:28 PM // 23:28
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#10
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Deep in the Shire
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lol although I dont take this seriously
it gave me a great laugh
lol thanks
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May 22, 2009, 11:27 PM // 23:27
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Across the street from Grenth
Guild: The Tasty Teabag [tea]
Profession: W/
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even more skills!!! lol
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May 22, 2009, 11:37 PM // 23:37
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#12
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Academy Page
Join Date: Feb 2009
Guild: Imperious Vengance [IV]
Profession: W/
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Looks fun actually, but 24 monkeys o.O whats level are they.
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May 25, 2009, 05:42 PM // 17:42
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Across the street from Grenth
Guild: The Tasty Teabag [tea]
Profession: W/
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oh I forgot the levels huh? um....lvl 2...4...7 I guess
elite.... 4...6.....9
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