Curse

DarkWasp · Apr 21, 2005, 12:48 AM // 00:48

So what I get out of this, Gwen is 30, but a guard is a pervert and um, thats why she dosent have womanly features, and thats why shes short and childish?

I dont think so.

perendengue · Apr 21, 2005, 01:26 AM // 01:26

this thread makes baby jebus cry irl..

but seriously, this thread makes me feel like I need to pull my brain out and scrub it clean on the sidewalk :P

DarkWasp · Apr 21, 2005, 02:10 AM // 02:10

Really, Gwen is a little girl. She isnt 30 years old.

Her father died and she really liked him, so she decided to hang out with adventurers like her father was.

Dalia · Apr 21, 2005, 02:19 AM // 02:19

I brought her back her broken flute, bought her a new one later, gave her a ton of flowers, bought her the cape, didn't let her tag along because it was too dangerous for her. I treated her like a queen! And what happens?

She repaid me with fire and brimstone.

Gotta love them GW folk.

Dalia

DarkWasp · Apr 21, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31

The march BWE ending had nothing to do with the story.

Ossus · Apr 21, 2005, 02:37 AM // 02:37

The broken flute is
1) the symbol of her lost childhood after her father died
2) the symbol of the brokeness of humanity (foreshadowing of the fall/searing of Ascalon)
or the most likely
3) the symbol of her manhood lost in WWI (See Jake in The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hamingway)

Oh flute, why must you be a Phallic Symbol

TheQ · Apr 21, 2005, 02:44 AM // 02:44

Or Gwen could be the devils right hand person and has gotten a new flute and is using it as her butchering tool. Thats my theory and I'm sticking with it and the perv guard theory thats a good one too.

funbun · Apr 21, 2005, 02:46 AM // 02:46

Flute of Doom

DarkWasp · Apr 21, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55

Dude I have to level with you guys, there is a really bad feeling when I open this thread. Something is seriously wrong here.

And no I did not get the feeling when I saw her ingame.

Big Fat Duck · Apr 21, 2005, 04:00 AM // 04:00

when i played i found like 5 broken flutes

Ren Falconhand · Apr 21, 2005, 04:27 AM // 04:27

Gwen is the Ultimate evil she only looks like a little girl. When she talks about “her father” she mean a murderous daemon the was banished long long ago. You see nobody know this because it was so long a go but Ascalon city was built on the site of an epic battle between and all-powerful daemon and a righteous monk. The monk knew his could never kill the daemon so trapped it in a magical flute. He now is doomed to travel the world forever with the flute. Guarding it with his life so it can never fall it to evil's hands. THAT is the Flute the Gwen wants. And she MUST never get it or that little taste of her power last March will be nothing compared to what she is really capable of. <<shutters>>

Tales from the madman part II

Elythor · Apr 21, 2005, 06:05 AM // 06:05

Yeah, her father's name starts with a "G" too...

like Grenth.

Chewbacca The Hutt · Apr 21, 2005, 07:14 AM // 07:14

she is evil!

"Mommy said not to play with fire, but now mommy is dead!" *firestorms coming down everywere*

"Why does everyone I love always die?" *peoples dead bodies lying around*

Eeny meeny miney mo, I pick you, Cyrus The Virus!"[playername] *[playername]Cyrus The Virus's body is on the ground, dead.*

"Ashes, ashes, you all fall down!" *fire storms coming down*

"If you dont get off me, I'll burn you, Ezri Trigan[playername]. "Ezri Trigan[playername] is running around on fire then explodes in a burst of flames*

"My name is Gwen, and I dont liiiike yooou." *[playername] catches fire and does same as above*

"My 3 favorite things: skipping, playing the flute, and burning towns down." *lions arch is being attacked by citizens on fire and exploding(as above) and firestorms.*

"Thanks for playing Guild Wars!" *dead bodies all over the town*

Aria · Apr 21, 2005, 07:18 AM // 07:18

Hello everyone

I'm sorry to say that this is pretty much a spam thread that has been going in every possible direction without much content whatsoever. I've let it go this far in hopes of some sort of in-depth discussion, but well, there's only so many times you can say "I hate Gwen!" "She's scary!" or "Let her roast!"

Closed.