Curse

Creston · May 26, 2005, 08:12 PM // 20:12

Dear Rurik,

I specifically spammed "LFG NO MORONS!!!!" a billion times in town. Why did you join? Do you not understand the no moron concept? I suggest you read more www.guildwarsguru.com forums.

Creston

Mario 64 Master · May 26, 2005, 08:19 PM // 20:19

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Originally Posted by Morat

Dear Joe,
Please learn to eat dog meat and scraps like any other pet. I'm not going to face 8 trillion centaurs to fetch you more snacks any time soon.
Thanks
Morat
PS, you do realise that all the other devourers think you're a sellout, don't you?

Heh... you found that glitch too?

http://img81.echo.cx/my.php?image=su...ermeats2fn.png

Gwen · May 26, 2005, 09:19 PM // 21:19

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Originally Posted by Madjik

Dear Gwen,

I sware to god your the evilist little girl i know. Hiding behind that flute and little girls cape and happily prancing about asking for flowers isnt fooling anybody and we know your out for world dominition. Only proof I need of this is that you've completly dissapeared after searing leaving your flute behind as your only clue, since the flute didnt help hide your evil nature in pre~searing what makes you think im going to consider you dead post? Your flute was a decoy then and i have no doubt that its a decoy now.

I want 20% of all tiths you recieve once your evil little plan has succeded and you are finally recognized as .::Emporer Gwen::. That 20% is for buying you that stupid cape and flute all the while letting you dance around me and "heal" me, consider it an investment for helping you hide your true evil nature. I should ask for 30% for all the times you trapped me on a cliff edge so that I couldnt move forcing me to watch you twirl in circles for a ½ hour or more, however im a generous fool and cant help it as im sure you noticed when I gave you that flute and towel...er....'cape'....to begin with. However, i will tack on an additional 5% for forcing me to listen to all the drivel that poored out of your mouth on a fairly constant basis (Mom this, Prince Rurik that, Gimme your flowers or die). I know you will eventually see things my way and since 25% isnt much to ask considering, I await your egar reply.

Reguards,
Adelissa Signe

I am very upset to hear you think I am the evilest little girl in the world... really, I am... *sobs*

So you found my flute? I knew that pathetic, weak, idiotic Grawl couldn't look after it for long. Where did he drop it? If you could kindly give it back to me, I'll make sure this Grawl pays... *coughs*... I mean, I shall make sure everyone has lots of flowers and lovely things! ...That flute better not be bloody broken...

I'll definitely keep you in mind once I have succeeded in my plans for World Domination

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Originally Posted by Nymphae

Dear Gwen,

I am writing this in hopes that you lived through the Searing. All the fun that we had with your flute and cape. You taught me so much. As much as I enjoyed my time with you. I feel that telling everyone about our "time at band camp" is a bit forward. Please keep our secrets between us.

The only girl who ever loved you.
Nymphae....

It's very nice to hear from you Nymphae! You didn't expect some Charr to get rid of me that easily, did you? Don't worry! I am fine! I have left little clues for all of you so that you may find me! And I hope you kept hold of that little tapestry shred that I gave you! If I didn't give you a tapestry shred, you had better consider yourself very unlucky as that is the key to finding me once you have all the clues! You didn't give it away, did you!?

Our secrets are safe between us!

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Originally Posted by Mr. Matt

Dear Gywnn,

YOU GOT ME STUCK IN A CORNER AND FORCED ME TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE MAP AGAIN ON MY FIRST EVER GAME! I HATE YOU! I'M GLAD YOU DIED/SUFFERED DURING/AFTER THE SEARING! I'D HAVE DONE IT MYSELF IF THE CHARR HADN'T! AGGHGHGHGH!!!

I like you healing me with your flute though. I miss that. Doesn't make any sense that you can do that, but whatever.

Sincerely,

The Destructor

I'm guessing you meant me! Right? Gywnn sort of looks like my name anyway...

But it must be me, because I don't know anyone else who has had so much fun tormenting you! I just loved seeing you almost crack when I kept you in that corner all that time

It is, however, entirely your fault. If you had given me more flowers, I might have been more nice to you. I hope you're nicer to other little cute girls! So you had better of learnt from this, and make sure you'll never be so mean to girls in the future!

And you lot had better feel honoured! This is the first post I have ever made here. Do you know how hard it was for me to break away from my cosy little bed in my little cottage in Tyria to say this to you? It was only when those lovely Ettins decided to bash my door down and inform me of this place, that I decided to have a look! ...I never knew what happened to those Ettins actually...

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 26, 2005, 09:41 PM // 21:41

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Originally Posted by Nymphae DuChauve

Dear Gwen,

I am writing this in hopes that you lived through the Searing. All the fun that we had with your flute and cape. You taught me so much. As much as I enjoyed my time with you. I feel that telling everyone about our "time at band camp" is a bit forward. Please keep our secrets between us.

The only girl who ever loved you.
Nymphae....

LOOOOLLLLOLOOLOOOOOLL... ok there r some funnys ass ppl (myself inculded) but this was great, this was stuff. I applaude u

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alos known as death by hesitation

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 26, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49

Dear humaniods,

Plz i ask that u stop criticizing me and my fellow NPC's. This isn't fan mail, this is death threats. All we can is what we were programmed to, blame to developers! I mean hell if it was up to me I'd be out making sweet love to a fine featherd female. Also to mention ive had to piss since BTW but i am not programmed to do so, you have no idea what its like!

Brynn Caddoc · May 26, 2005, 11:31 PM // 23:31

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Originally Posted by Mario 64 Master

Heh... you found that glitch too?

http://img81.echo.cx/my.php?image=su...ermeats2fn.png

Dear NCSoft Programmers,

I am taking a wonderful course at my JC about Assembly Language programming. Perhaps it may be in your best interests to take one also, or at least pick up a book about it on Amazon.com and read up on the concept of signed integers.

- Brynn Caddoc

Adaria · May 27, 2005, 12:25 AM // 00:25

Dear Strider/Moa Bird

Please, for the love of the gods, please stop the squawk.

Adaria.

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Dear Hablion [Spoiler]

I'd kill you myself and throw your body to the undead in Gates of Kryta if I knew the truth.

You are a sick sick man, and I hope Grenth has fun torturing you in the mists.

Your assasinator,
Adaria

Tsukiyomi · May 27, 2005, 02:12 AM // 02:12

Dear Alesia,

You're not a very good monk since I see you running AHEAD of me and getting all the aggro. I'm the warrior, not you, Alesia. Please stay back and let Little Thom, the other fighter henchman, and I stay up front and tank. Thank you.

Dear Prince Rurik,

You're weak. You should be sorry.

Dear Gwen,

I found your flute. Do you want it back?

dr_ishmael · May 27, 2005, 03:38 AM // 03:38

Dear Collectors and all other NPCs who enjoy hanging out at random places in the wilderness:

I understand that you may not enjoy the city life all that much, or even the minimal human contact found in smaller settlements. I respect your choice of a solitary, rustic lifestyle, and I have nothing but good wishes for your endeavors out there.

However, I would ask that all of you realize that you are NOT trained professionals, and that you should NOT simply stand there and try to defeat whatever angry mob of monsters decides to have you for lunch. I know you enjoy standing in the same spot day in and day out, and that this spot is in some way special to you, but please realize that it is not special enough to lose your life over. If some monsters decide to attack you, RUN, preferably towards the group of trained adventurers that happen to be heading your way. Your spot will still be there for you after the professionals have obliterated them.

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[The rest of this is a potential spoiler for the Villainy of Galrath quest]

Dear Verata,

How in the world did you get so many people to party with you?! What outpost lets you have a party that big? Please let me know, so I can assemble a grand party of my own to venture forth and crush you with.

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Dear Galrath,

Why are your personal guards only level 11? After fighting my way through Verata's horde of level 20 minions to get to you, it was kind of a disappointment. And you're a level 20 White Mantle! I'm sure you could recruit plenty of help from within your own ranks.

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Dear Firstwatch Sergio,

The next time you have trouble with someone out in Kessex Peak, you can take care of it yourself. Unless you offer me MUCH better rewards for my time.

Sincerely,
Dr Ishmael

Midnight Scorpion · May 27, 2005, 03:49 AM // 03:49

Dear Ghostly Hero,

Your actions prove to me why your soul wanders the crystal desert for all of eternity, and why you have been prohibited to the Hall of Heroes.

spiritofcat · May 27, 2005, 04:38 AM // 04:38

Dear Dunham,
Thank you for taking all the agro so that Alesia may live. I know she doesn't understand the concept of staying back and not rushing into the thick of the battle so I'm very grateful for the countless times that you have drawn the monsters away from her so that she could live and maybe do her job.

Dear Orion,
How the hell did you get Fire Attunement at level 3? I'm level 17 now and I still haven't found it. I heard it's only available at Roknar's Forge and I don't even know where that is.

Dear NPCs that I'm meant to save and escort back to town (Straggling Survivors near Yak's Bend in particular),
You're civilians, you're not trained in combat so PLEASE, don't engage the enemy. If you are attacked, run away and let the adventurers deal with the monsters, and under no circumstances should you rush towards enemies that haven't even seen you yet.

SecUnder · May 27, 2005, 05:27 AM // 05:27

Dear Claude and Alessia,

When you are invited into my party, you are expected to participate in our adventure, not hide behind the sign of copperhammer mines and make whoopie. Me and my group was vanquished, and when the dust settled, we saw that you two were fine and dandy, hiding behind a sign, dangerously close to one another.

-Sec

P.S.- And why was Alessia behind Claude? Something you guys would like to share?

Cameron Runemyst · May 27, 2005, 05:33 AM // 05:33

Dear-
Alesia,
I wish you would learn to heal when I need you to heal me and/or my party members. WHY is it that you only make an attempt to heal when I'm ALREADY DEAD?

Prink Rurik,
You confuse me completely. NEVER have I seen someone go back and forth from fighting to shying away from a battle so damn often. Pick one. Tank. Or WUSS. Honestly. I hate you. Outcast.

Gwen,
TAKE YOUR STINKIN FLUTE BACK. My god, girl. I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to your neck.

Cynn,
I LOVE YOU.
Dew me.

-Cameron

Fantras · May 27, 2005, 07:21 AM // 07:21

Dear Mirror Image-

I want my weapon back.

Dear Collectors-

Exactly what the hell are you gonna make from 5 bleached carapaces, 5 minotaur horns, and some bugs mandibles. I really want to know. You must be the McGuyver of the middle ages.

Dear Henchman-

The next time you play your little game, you know, the one that has to do with, "Hey, let's let him teleport over there, but we'll stay here, and he'll get hacked to pieces by those 15 hydras over there while trying to activate the portal trying to get back, tee hee." The next time you do that, I just hope a collector finds your bleached white carapice cooking in the sun so he can make a mid-evil nuclear bomb out of it or something.

LadyAluna · Jun 07, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17

Heehee...

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 07, 2005, 10:04 PM // 22:04

Dear Glint...

..

.... I scrambled them Mwaahaahaaaa

osakaaet1 · Jun 08, 2005, 12:41 AM // 00:41

Dear Evennia,

Dozen eggs
Sliced bread
Box of Pop Tarts
4 pack of Red Bull
3 Strawberry Yoghurts

Don't forget tonight is garbage night.

Stilcho Starbow · Jun 08, 2005, 01:11 AM // 01:11

Dear Claude,

I know it was you who stole Drogo Greatmane's heart, don't try to deny it. Those shifty eyes of yours should have tipped me off. Well all the other henchies and I are happy to have Reyna onboard now. If we ever see you outside the saftey of town we'll be taking your heart in replacement.

Have a nice day!

wwwgeek7 · Jun 08, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08

Dear Little Thom,

Why don't you wear a helmet? Is your head so swollen you can't find one that fits?

Just wondering...

psykadelic224 · Jun 13, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13

dear cynn,

I think you have lovely breasts. I cant stop looking at them all I do I dream about sleeping in between your breasts and I can't take it anymore I must have you soon.