Curse

j_unit66 · Aug 19, 2005, 02:50 AM // 02:50

1337- u look at sumone and they instantly die (aoe)

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 03:07 AM // 03:07

Wedgee - target takes damage equal to their armor value times the number of attackers around him

Buddy Joe - conjures an average guy in a polo shirt and dockers - he will approach target saying, "Can I borrow some money?" and repeatedly try to open a trade screen. He will not go away until he is given 1 gp. Until then he acts as a permanent interrupt preventing all attacks and skills. Joe is impervious to all attacks.

Internal Revenue - creates a lvl 7 IRS agent - attacks don't do physical damage but each strike takes 10-20% of gold on player. If player is out of gold then each strike takes a random piece of equpment - including equipped armor weapons and runes!

Alimony {Elite} - creates a lvl 10 ex-spouse. Like Internal Revenue but each strike takes 50% of gold. If player is out of gold then he is afflicted with Crippling Anguish for an unspecified length of time

Antman - target enemy suffers from half health, energy, armor, weapon damage and height. This is a spammable skill - after 7th or 8th time enemy is reduced to a single pixel and can be squashed like a bug.

GW_1337 · Aug 19, 2005, 03:07 AM // 03:07

Cussers Demise - Spell - For the next 10-60 seconds everytime player cusses in chat they take 50-300 damage.

Tactical-Dillusions · Aug 19, 2005, 03:13 AM // 03:13

Forge runner curse - Elite

The next time target warrior uses "charge" he is teleported back to the nearest enemy.
The next time he uses balanced stance, he is knocked down for 8 seconds.
His next healing signet fails.
Sprint summons a stone summit arcanist at targets location.

Gingerbread man

Next time target ranger ally uses storm chaser, dodge or escape, the stance lasts indefinetly and he cannot be slowed by any means.

Little red riding hood

Nearest wolf chases Gwen away forever.

Get a life Rurik!

Target prince Rurik loses his sword and it is replaced by a red iris flower for 30 seconds.

inventory chest

Target enemy turns into a chest which anyone can open. All contents of targets inventory are spilled out....

Opening the chest reveals 34 vials of dye [black], a rare eternal shield, 23,547 wood planks, a tattered girls cape, a salvage kit, 293 charr hides.....

Vermilion Okeanos · Aug 19, 2005, 03:14 AM // 03:14

Oh yea one more...

Summon Spirit Devourer- Summon a lv1.....7 spirit that roam around the field only attacking other spirit. It gain more level as more spirit it devour. This spirit can not be the target of attack or spell. Energy 25, Cast 4, Recharge 120 sec.

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 03:18 AM // 03:18

Pacman - conjures Lvl 8 Pacman that devours all spirits, minions and pets in it's path.

Taco Bell - target suffers from debilitating abdominal cramps and flatus for 30-50 seconds

Weebil - enchantment - target ally bobs back and forth and has a 75% chance of dodging all attacks and is immune to effects of knockdown

Damon Windwalker · Aug 19, 2005, 03:41 AM // 03:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.E.V.i.A.N.C.E

Signet of Improbability.

A low probability you know what this is related to.

Penguins trying to bust in through doors while your limbs detach themselves from your torso and head out in different directions? Monkeys typing out the complete works of Shakespeare?

Weezer_Blue · Aug 19, 2005, 03:45 AM // 03:45

Release:

Nature Ritual. Summon a Spirit. For creaters within it's range, the game sucks. Common sense is clowded for all players who joined post-release because they just wanted to play a game with good graphics for free, ignoring gameplay completely. All beta players are shunned as whiners, even though they understand the game better from every angle. This spirit cannot be destroyed until A.Net personally fixes it.

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damon Windwalker

Penguins trying to bust in through doors while your limbs detach themselves from your torso and head out in different directions? Monkeys typing out the complete works of Shakespeare?

OMG - the Infinite Improbability Drive

GW_1337 · Aug 19, 2005, 03:48 AM // 03:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue

Release:

Nature Ritual. Summon a Spirit. For creaters within it's range, the game sucks. Common sense is clowded for all players who joined post-release because they just wanted to play a game with good graphics for free, ignoring gameplay completely. All beta players are shunned as whiners, even though they understand the game better from every angle. This spirit cannot be destroyed until A.Net personally fixes it.

Someone has some issues with players.
I will tell you I love the storyline. The graphics rock. Not Paying is a bonus, and I think that A.Net did a decent job with this game.

Weezer_Blue · Aug 19, 2005, 03:51 AM // 03:51

I stopped reading at "I love the storyline".

Ifrit Quan · Aug 19, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16

Bi*** Slap: Target anoying ally is smacked in the face losing all their energy and strikes for 50-400 dmg and reduces their casting,running,attack speed by 300%.

Head Butt(Requires Ascalon Helm):Charge at target enemy(or ally) at an extra 200% speed and ram them with the horns of your helmet. Causes bleeding and 100-300 dmg.

Summon Solid: Summons Solid Snake with an aresnal of weapons, Snake cannot be killed unless attacked from behinde.

Corpse Drag: Drag a corpse, while carrying a corpse you cannot attack.

Summon Bone Drake(Used with Corpse Drag): Sacrafice 50% of maximum health and 6 corpses ontop of eachother to summon a Bone Drake of level 10-30 which degenerates at a faster rate then normal minions, once the bone drake dies 2-4 Bone Hatchlings sprout rushing toward the nearist enemy and explode on contact causing poison for 60-100 seconds.

Ende · Aug 19, 2005, 03:45 PM // 15:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue

I stopped reading at "I love the storyline".

along those lines:

DRAMATIC UNDERSTANDING (enchantment) - Target ANet story developer gets hit on the head for 1k damage, sacked and sent back to college to learn how to write a compelling story.

Kampfkeks · Aug 19, 2005, 03:52 PM // 15:52

G-Mans Contract [Elite Enchantment]:
Time comes to a stop and a person in a strange blue suit permanently removes target foe or player from the game without giving any reason why. That person might come back at any given free streaming update or the next chapter.

Warrior Within! [Shout]
Target ally picks up a random additional weapon from the ground. For the duration of 60-120 seconds target ally may attack targets with a wild ferocity , dual wielding his weapons and using a broad scale of combat animations.

Wail of the Nerfbanshee [Elite Shout]
All Targets, friend or for must make a mind saving throw or die to the agony of their dearest farming places nerfed... woops, wrong game... same message.

Signet of true Midnight [Signet]
The instance turns to a night scenario and everyone, friend or foe has an innate chance of 25 % to miss with attacks. Necromancers and Mesmers gain a bonus to their attribute of 1-4

Witchhunt [Hex]
For the next 12-24 hours target foe has to deal with senseless cheat acussations and constant exploit bitching of wannabe pros whenever he successfully kills a target. The Duration of the Spells gets tripled when he is seen farming. When under the affect of Bothunt this spell cannot be removed or countered.

Bothunt! [Hex]
Target ally or foe is accused of being a bot damaging him for 200-400 hitpoints and taking half his storage.

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13

Eternal Banishment {elite} - the most feared curse of all - target will unknowingly receive 3gigs of kiddie-porn on their comp. FBI, CNN and their parents are simultaneously notified, and target is banished from quest/match, GW, their home, family, job and freedom for next 10-20 years.

Attention Span - target will lose the ability to skip cutscenes for the next 5-10 quests.

SOT · Aug 19, 2005, 04:27 PM // 16:27

ShapeChange Signet (one use per zone instance)

You may change into any monster that you have killed up to but not surpassing your own level. (random shape-change effect)

Sacrifice 35 health
Lose all energy
Lose All Adrenaline
Gain +45 damage on all melee attacks
Gain 1 spell or ability from an elite of the chosen shape's species during the duration of the signet effect.

After ShapeChange Signet ends, you gain 100 health + 100 energy

(this causes exhaustion - obviously

)

Calrisian Nantos · Aug 19, 2005, 04:31 PM // 16:31

[QUOTE=Kampfkeks]G-Mans Contract [Elite Enchantment]:
Time comes to a stop and a person in a strange blue suit permanently removes target foe or player from the game without giving any reason why. That person might come back at any given free streaming update or the next chapter.

My god that was funny,sry nothing to actually add to the thread yet,ill think of something

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 04:34 PM // 16:34

Xiao Xiao {elite} - enchantment - all of a sudden your skill bar stretches around the edge of your GUI to accomodate all the warrior skills including all the elites. Energy goes to 500 but energy pip goes to zero. Enchantment lasts until you're out of energy. (this might actually be pretty cool)

MSecorsky · Aug 19, 2005, 04:41 PM // 16:41

Life Balance {Elite} Takes the combined health of your team and redistributes health to be the average for all team members. For any player where the average would be greater than the maximum health, that extra health is lost. This spell causes exhaustion.

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 04:59 PM // 16:59

OK this one's not a skill but a nice idea -
Frag Flag - If someone scams you or if they're obscene you can tag them with a "flag." The target will not be aware of this and it has no immediate consequence. However, if the target accumulates more than, say, 10 flags from different players on different days - the character will suffer from a subtle streak of bad luck (for 48hrs?) - enemy damage tends to average higher on them and their damage tends to average lower than usual. Their drops are crappier and .... you get the picture.
If they get 20+ flags .... it just gets worse. Maybe they're even blocked temporarily from exploring the UW or FoW! A message like, "The impure of heart and soul shall not pass ...." or something like that.