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Old Sep 27, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #1
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Talking Funniest thing you've seen in GW

OMG ROFL!!

I just went into options to kill the music. Not because I don't like the music. It just gets old after awhile.

Well, anyway, I was going to set my language filter. So instead I opened the language drop down and at the bottom of the list was a choice for Bork-Bork-Bork.

ROFL, someone has a sense of humor somewhere.

I really didnt know the Swedish Chef worked for A-net.
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 09:20 PM // 21:20   #2
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In the Northern Shiverpeaks there are quite a few monsters (like the stone summit howlers for example). There's also a particular monster, which name I cant remember, which tends to do the stomp move quite a lot.

I remember I was once fighting the big beast and both him and the howler was attacking me and just as the beast stomped the ground, the howler died.

I found it pretty funny how he somehow managed to kill one of the people on his side accidently
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 09:26 PM // 21:26   #3
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stupid n00b healer, i will haxxor your account!!

all I could do is stand there and laugh
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 09:34 PM // 21:34   #4
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zee bork bork bork! lungooege-a hes three-a deeelects und thees is (i theenk) a sleeght fereeeshun ooff zee deeelect used in Gooeeld Vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! i theenk it is a funtesteec idea. zee lungooege-a ooff zee sveedeesh cheff is sooppurted by guugle-a (elung veet kleengun, hecker und peeg leteen) i theenk ve-a shuoold peteeshun fur zee remufel ooff neshunel lungooeges und hefe-a Bork bork bork! es zee oonly lungooege-a oon Gooeeld vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! tees elmust understundeble-a iff yuoo sey it oooot luood. Bork bork bork!

say the above paragraph out loud if you are having trouble understanding it.

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Old Sep 27, 2005, 09:41 PM // 21:41   #5
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zee bork bork bork! lungooege-a hes three-a deeelects und thees is (i theenk) a sleeght fereeeshun ooff zee deeelect used in Gooeeld Vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! i theenk it is a funtesteec idea. zee lungooege-a ooff zee sveedeesh cheff is sooppurted by guugle-a (elung veet kleengun, hecker und peeg leteen) i theenk ve-a shuoold peteeshun fur zee remufel ooff neshunel lungooeges und hefe-a Bork bork bork! es zee oonly lungooege-a oon Gooeeld vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! tees elmust understundeble-a iff yuoo sey it oooot luood. Bork bork bork!


AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


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Old Sep 27, 2005, 09:55 PM // 21:55   #6
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A monk in random arena that charged 1k for them to stay, saying: I don't give free wins."
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 10:04 PM // 22:04   #7
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zee bork bork bork! lungooege-a hes three-a deeelects und thees is (i theenk) a sleeght fereeeshun ooff zee deeelect used in Gooeeld Vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! i theenk it is a funtesteec idea. zee lungooege-a ooff zee sveedeesh cheff is sooppurted by guugle-a (elung veet kleengun, hecker und peeg leteen) i theenk ve-a shuoold peteeshun fur zee remufel ooff neshunel lungooeges und hefe-a Bork bork bork! es zee oonly lungooege-a oon Gooeeld vers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! tees elmust understundeble-a iff yuoo sey it oooot luood. Bork bork bork!

say the above paragraph out loud if you are having trouble understanding it.

AHHHHHHH, my eyes!! lol
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 10:19 PM // 22:19   #8
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Funniest thing I've ever seen? Water and earth sup runes are sold out right now. Yes, you heard that right.
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 10:40 PM // 22:40   #9
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The funniest thing I saw was summoning 20 bone fiends while I was in a party with friends, then BiPing myself to death.

Good times.
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 10:43 PM // 22:43   #10
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http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=62363
wasnt me but that is just hilarious.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #11
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Floating Armors in Thirsty River. What goes up doesn't always come down.

Also, anyone ever notice how the Jade Armors start "humping" you sometimes when they get within striking distance? They just start bouncing up and down repeatedly for no reason I can think of. I've noticed it before, but had forgotten until today when I was helping Guildies do Iron Mines and had to fight Markis' guards at the end. Dey so hawwwny...

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Old Sep 28, 2005, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #12
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i always found it funny how Shadows and Skeletons in fissure will have text like "@#$%&*!" float over their heads when they are fighting each other

i didn't know they spoke English, much less swear in English

and it's all the more ironic that the good guys in the game say "damn" all the time - which is also a swear word - yet the devs don't censor that one
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #13
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A monk in random arena that charged 1k for them to stay, saying: I don't give free wins."
ROFL that is awesome.

my funniest would have to be bomb builds. we have plans to make it even more funny, so stay tune tonight especially
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #14
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i always found it funny how Shadows and Skeletons in fissure will have text like "@#$%&*!" float over their heads when they are fighting each other

i didn't know they spoke English, much less swear in English

and it's all the more ironic that the good guys in the game say "damn" all the time - which is also a swear word - yet the devs don't censor that one
Ahh.. that's why I like cry of frustration nothing like watching monsters swear.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 12:53 AM // 00:53   #15
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I liked the messed-up swear filter...

"I'm attacking ----ed Cleric!"

Of course, you only see the filter happen in the little speech bubble over the character's head... not in the chat window... but still... ANET CENSORED ITSELF!

Oh yeah, and... BORK BORK BORK!

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Old Sep 28, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #16
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2 N/Mo in HoH dominating everyone with an army of lag inducing pets. We watched in horror as it was being built. I haven't played in awhile so I don't know if this is popular now:P
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 01:37 AM // 01:37   #17
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Probably when I was doing the D'Alessio seaboard mission. We were at the part where you protect Confessor Dorian from all the undead, and a guy on my team types, "Mr. Owl, why is Confessor Dorian such a noob?" It's not as funny now, but at the time it cracked me up.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #18
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I turned on another language during random pvp for the heck of it... needless to say we lost
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #19
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 04:38 AM // 04:38   #20
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lucky you.


I find Oink still the topdog (toppig?). Who doesn't love 'revenge of the killerpigs' - an ANet Movie
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