Curse

Wrane Latrobe · Jul 30, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19

218. Yes I know the bonus
219. The pigs name is oink
220. I know they are nice I built her originally
221. Yes; she dances like a stripper
222. You had a team of 4 and no-one brought enchant removal
223. Natures Renewal
224. about 700 hours
225. Not even close for the runes

Legendary Battousai · Jul 30, 2005, 03:25 AM // 03:25

218. You just said HoH group LF 1 more monk, you didnt ask what skills i had.
219. Yes, I can tank a Korean Spiker team by myself. Btw i will laugh at your dead body when they leave.
220. No, I dont have rez.
221. I use Protection Bond, Balth's Spirit, Mending, Essence Bond, Blessed Signet, Healing Breeze, Balth's Aura and Shield of Judgment
222. Look for my post on guildwarsguru.com for my attributes, you lazy sumbitch.
223. Yes, i am really tanking 3 bladded aatxes by MYSELF. I AM AN INVINCIMONK, YOU ARE NOT, DO NOT ATTEMPT! *they try and pet the aatxe* DUMBASS!
224. I am not going to revive you all for 2 reason, I just joined your group for a free ride so i can solo UW and i didnt bring rez. Yes i am a newb-dumbass-bitch. thank you!
225. Ecto is short for Glob of Ectoplasm used to create armor in the FoW.
226. Shard is short for Obsidian Shard used to create armor in the FoW.
227. FoW means Fissure of the Woe.
228. In the Temple of the Ages.
229. Talk to the ghost and pay him 1 plat.
230. Yes, this is fissure armor.
231. 110 shards, 110 ecto, 75k plat for a warrior, 95 shards, 95 ecto, 60k plats for everyone else.
232. I found almost all my materials, I didnt buy them, so dont ask how much it costed total.
233. We need 2-3 monks for Fissure/UW/Tombs/Hell's Precipce/Abaddon's Mouth/Ring of Fire/ *That really tough place*; not 0 monks.
234. Dont bring henchmen on our tomb's team. They suck.
235. Yes, I am leaving because you kept the henchmen on your team.
236. Yes, I watch Rurouni Kenshin.
237. Korean kids taste like chicken. [My elem is named I Eat Korean Kids; bad mistake....]
238. Yelling at the chinese spam bots in Ember Light Camp does nothing!
239. My Health is 85 of 85.
240. I use 5 superior runes and a -20hp healing anhk.
241. No, I dont suck, thats why I outlast every single one of you.
242. Ouch, you called me a dumbass, that hurt!

Sagius Truthbarron · Jul 31, 2005, 07:07 AM // 07:07

243. UW is like one of the final places to explore in the game.
244. You get there by paying a ghost at the statue of Grenth 1k.
245. Yes, you really have to pay.
246. Yeah, it's worth it if you have a good group.
247. No, a smiting group isn't a bunch of W/mo with smiting prayers.
248. A trapping group is a group that masses traps in one spot and then pulls monsters toward them. Most anything will die from alot of traps.
249. Yes, bringing traps is a good idea.
250. Don't talk to the ghost
251. No, we don't need a w/mo.
252. Yah, any class can be just as effective as a ranger at trapping.
253. Don't bring a pet.
254. No, we don't need 3 monks.
255. No, we don't need two monks.
256. Don't take any quests from the reaper or the ghost.
257. It takes a real man to wear pink.
258. I'm wielding a Furious Mursaat Hammer or Fortitude!
259. Don't sell your Obsidian Shards at the merchant.
260. Yes, my pants are pink.
261. Yes, I sell pink dye for 1.1k
262. No, I'm not gay. I just like to carry around pink dye.
263. There's no need to say "........"
264. Don't scream for a prot monk to heal you.
265. Don't pay your monk for being in the group.
266. Give monks hugs and kisses instead.
267. Want to join my guild? We just started GvG.
268. Don't leave your HoH group when one person dies.

Puddin Tame · Jul 31, 2005, 08:59 AM // 08:59

269. Pants go one BEFORE shoes

stumpy · Jul 31, 2005, 10:29 AM // 10:29

270. No, Necros dont make very good runners
271. No, necros dont make very good healers
272. I dont care if that well of blood gives regen its not enough
273. No, the HoH is not the hawaiin server
274. No, you cant access your storage from the Guild hall
275. Yes I know it sucks

276. please dont insult your monk ... lets stick to the quest ... go ahead and kill the Dreamrider (smirking)
277. i swear i never knew that would happen
278. yes i am experienced I will get you your spider
279. (at statue) i know, it will appear soon ... just kill that last group of souls up there
280. no i swear it wasnt me ... the elementalist killed it
281. I swear i saw him do a spell that caused the spider to light up ... bad ele ... very bad ele

282. \bbq actually means im go to turn mine on ... thanks for the run

eternal_drake · Jul 31, 2005, 10:59 AM // 10:59

283. Yes, paying 1k to Grenth makes you ascend. (ive gotten someone with this before)
284. Illusion of Weakness. (how did you kill yourself)
285. And Alot of sup runes. (look above)
286. Because I can, and enjoy annoying people. (why did you kill yourself)
287. No thank you, Ive already been to hell.
288. No my mother is dead.
289. ....you are a sick man...

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 26, 2005, 02:58 PM // 14:58

290. there IS a skill trainer in town - just press Alt and look around
291. I don't care how good you claim to be - I don't need anyone badly enough to pay 5k just to monk in Last Day Dawns quest. Go away.
292. What makes you think that repeating blind invites to me is going to make me change my mind? If I'm rejecting them it's for a reason.
293. You're the 12th stranger today to PM me asking where all my "farming spots" are ... sorry but all my hints are online.

Yichi · Oct 26, 2005, 04:11 PM // 16:11

294. No im a guy, the male monk looked like crap IMO
295. Means in my opinion
296. No im not gay because i made a female character
297. Yes im ignoring you
298. Youre being ignored because i dont want to be here having you hitting on my character all day long thinking im female
299. I dont care about how you cannot find a nice girl in real life
300. yes its fissure armor
301. No i will not help you buy getting you the materials for it.
302. Follow the green arrow
303. No i am nto giving you my drops
304. i dont care how good a monk u think you are, youre still not getting my drops
305. leave then, wont bother me any. i can always find another group to come here with
306. there is no armorer in UW
307. for the last time collectors items can be jsut as good as anythign youre selling for 200k
308. no i dont have anything free for you
309. just because i buy something once from you does not mean you can keep spamming me by opening trade windows. i dont care how many *insert un-id item here* you have, if i wanted to buy all of them i would have said that
310. there is no difference in droks/granite/grotto/fissure armor
311. yes its just for looks
312. because i had the money to spend on it
313. no i do not want your warrior thrusting my monk all day
314. i dont care that my animated character has "nice tits"
315. no i wont dance naked for you with my ele
316. no i wont buy your armor. no one else can use it but you
317. i will not buy your yakslapper for 100+k. anyone can find it for like 15k-25k now
318. youre welcome for me ruining you trying to rip off noobs

mm00re · Oct 26, 2005, 04:49 PM // 16:49

319. just click the ghost on the teleporter, he will take you there.
320. sure, take all your healing spells with you.
321. wow, that didn't work? go figure

322. no, why would you want to ascend at lvl 3?
323. yes it is hard, i think they meant it that way nubsauce

Xonic · Oct 26, 2005, 04:51 PM // 16:51

324. yes, this thread is OLD

quickmonty · Oct 26, 2005, 07:15 PM // 19:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

36. For the last time stop asking to be promoted to an officer - I told you the rules and conditions 6 times already.
37. It doesn't matter what the other officer told you - he's mistaken. I'm still the guild leader and I've told you the rules and conditions 7 times already.
48. You were kicked from the guild for abusive behavior towards other players as well as our own members and officers. Nobody cares if you can pwn anybody - find a guild that does. We just want decent people.

I'm busy helping another guild member

boxterduke · Oct 26, 2005, 07:24 PM // 19:24

-This is fissure armor.
-Ectos and shards are used for fissure armor.
-You cannot get to Droknar from Amnoon
-ALL FISSURE ARMORS LOOK A LIKE
-Go to Citadel since its closest to do the defend Droknar quest.

-If the rune merchant is buying it from me for 70k why would I sell it to you for 60k and lose 10k

Sister Rosette · Oct 27, 2005, 08:48 AM // 08:48

324. No, joining my guild doesn't mean I'll buy you 15k armor.
325. Yes, I booted you because you annoyed me.
326. No, you can't try it on.
327. Yes, they're real. And now I'm putting you on my ignore list.

Hugh Snyder · Oct 27, 2005, 12:33 PM // 12:33

This one drives me crazy, i get it way to much

325: I know it's superior vigor even though it's identified, I see the damn rune!!!

Alexandria Kotov · Oct 27, 2005, 04:48 PM // 16:48

328: *As we spike another team in 4v4 with our pick up monk* Yes we've played together.
329: You press T, then spacebar.
330: No, your attack won't help.
331: Because you're weilding a wand.
332: Yes, I know it does light damage.
333: No, you still can't help us attack them.
334: Because they're all dead already.

mm00re · Oct 27, 2005, 06:13 PM // 18:13

after your group has entered the uw and one of the monks is the first to die

idiot: "WTF? how did I die you noob healer??
me: how much health did you have?
idiot: 55 why
me: so you entered uw in a group with 55 gear on?
idiot: yes
me: were you enchanted?
idiot: yes
me: the dying nightmare's probably got you
idiot: what are those?
me: they remove your enchantments, haven't you been here before?
idiot: "STFU NOOB HEALER!!"
idiot: leaves the game

priceless

Tactical-Dillusions · Nov 01, 2005, 02:55 PM // 14:55

336: From The Mad King.
337: In Lions Arch
338: No, he's gone.
339: Next Halloween...maybe.
340: It's customized.
341: That means you can't wear it.

Esuna · Nov 02, 2005, 02:07 PM // 14:07

342. Yes, we're fighting our way there.
343. We're doing the mission as well.
344. No, [you cannot join our group] because you are level 2.
345. I'm not being biased.
346. Yes, it does matter because you won't be DOING anything in the group.

Ondo · Nov 02, 2005, 02:30 PM // 14:30

The Armor trader does

Press M

DarkWasp · Nov 02, 2005, 06:42 PM // 18:42

347: No, I will not drop the price of my ectoplasms to 10.5k
348: No, I am not a girl
349: I roleplay, now stop harrasing me
350: Do you live under powerlines?