Curse

Ollj · Nov 23, 2005, 05:57 PM // 17:57

This thread is about urban legends and bullshit too many people still believe in guild wars:

please do not discuss or flame here, just post what you think is uttelry wrong!

The following sentenses are bullshit:

1 Sorrows furnache drops are not random
2 If you klick the ghostly hero after you won in the tombs you do not get to the Halls of Heroes.
3 Green items are better than golden items are better than purple items are better than blue items
4 most item upgrades are useless, for example 10% chances on all skills[
5 guild wars is perfectly ballanced because everything has its counter
6 all skills are equally powerfull (just compare skills from around shouthern shiverpeaks with skills from around ascalon, not to mention otyoughs cry)
7Hencheman are worse than most of all pve players

W1 Warriors can heal (how many adrenaline skills heal? how many enertg regen do warriors have? Paladins must smite (or protect)!)
W1.1 Mending is good for primary warriors (as long as it lasts longer than 15-30 seconds while you take damage, wich it does not!! Enchantment removing is fun)
W1.2 Healing Breeze is good for warriors (healing breeze is semi usefull for E/Mo, warriors cant heal shit)

Mo1 Word of healing is the best monk elite skill (Healing hands is better if the target gets hit more than 3-5 times or if you combine it with dwaynas kiss)
Mo2 Healing breeze is a good skill for primary monks (it's the slowest and lowest healing per energy of all monk skills, only usefull for E/Mo and N/Mo!)
Mo3 "Need 1 more monks" (wroing singular, and less monks make a team build more powerfull)

N1 Minions die faster if they get healed (a minions health degen increases per second, keeps them alife if you have too much energy)
N2 Blood is Power is a good skill for necromancers with 16 blood magic
N3 Well of Power is worth its energy regeneration for small teams

Me1 Mesmers in pve are useless (so stupid, not worth a comment)
Me2 More than 7 fast casting is a waste of attribute points. (only if you have the reaction time of a 60 year old)

E1 E/Mo can not heal as much as Mo/Me (try one)
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Tactical-Dillusions · Nov 23, 2005, 06:10 PM // 18:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ollj

uttelry, sentenses, furnache, klick, ballanced, powerfull, shouthern,
otyoughs, Hencheman, enertg, wich, usefull, usefull, wroing, powerfull, alife.

Spelling aside

Isn't everything you mention common knowledge already?

Smile and ignore them. You will feel better.

jules · Nov 23, 2005, 06:12 PM // 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ollj

Me2 More than 7 fast casting is a waste of attribute points. (only if you have the reaction time of a 60 year old)
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You probably mean that 7 fast casting is adequate unless you have crappy reaction times... double negatives always confuse me

Nice post.

Overnite · Nov 23, 2005, 06:14 PM // 18:14

8. There will be more Chapters after Chapter II flops

quickmonty · Nov 23, 2005, 06:16 PM // 18:16

9. Anet has nothing against honest farmers.

MSecorsky · Nov 23, 2005, 06:17 PM // 18:17

10. Rangers aren't good enough at xxxxx to take.

Amn_En_Tarsath · Nov 23, 2005, 06:18 PM // 18:18

11 - The Guild-destruction patch encourages strategy
12 - PVP is superior to PVE
13 - Early opening of a chest will decrease its content
14 - The assasin class will rock
15 - There will be an Auction House!
16 - There will be a tormentor 15 k armor.

mm00re · Nov 23, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22

gwen is hiding in the depths of the UW.

Shimus DarkRaven · Nov 23, 2005, 06:23 PM // 18:23

1> If there are multiple ways to do something; one of them is faulty. <--Not true.

2> W/Mos are newbs. <--Not true. I've played one on my main all my time here. While it's true for the vast majority of "new people" that tend to flock to them, it can be said of any class. W/mo's just get picked on :P

--The Shim

unienaule · Nov 23, 2005, 06:25 PM // 18:25

Absorption isn't global.

Ollj · Nov 23, 2005, 06:33 PM // 18:33

kroean players are better than american players and they have the favour of the goods more often.

Carinae · Nov 23, 2005, 06:34 PM // 18:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ollj

kroean players are better than american players and they have the favour of the goods more often.

Americans are good spellers. ^^

Shen Xi · Nov 23, 2005, 06:36 PM // 18:36

word of healing is superior than healing hands though, spike heals ftw

Tactical-Dillusions · Nov 23, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55

You won't find a Cyote in one place and a werewolf in the next and say "Oh wow that's basically the same thing with different colours".

They have to go.

Savio · Nov 23, 2005, 06:57 PM // 18:57

W/Mos with Mending are overpowered. Wait, that's already been said... oh well, can't hurt to say it again.

dr_james2k · Nov 23, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01

Energy burn effects intelligence
The mesmer dance is the worst dance

Ollj · Nov 23, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52

You can heal a spike that does ~600 damage in less than 1/4 second!

Word of healing heals faster than healing hands and is spike healing. (1/4 and instant on attack against 3/4)

Kakumei · Nov 23, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions

You won't find a Cyote in one place and a werewolf in the next and say "Oh wow that's basically the same thing with different colours".

They have to go.

Hahaha, you win.

Lexar · Nov 23, 2005, 07:56 PM // 19:56

I know a real one that isn't more a criticism about people's opinions:

There's a slim chance that you can get an ecto if you salvage phantom residue.

jules · Nov 23, 2005, 08:12 PM // 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ollj

kroean players are better than american players and they have the favour of the goods more often.

Following on from this...

European players suck.