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Old Dec 16, 2005, 04:59 PM // 16:59   #1
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10. WTB ALL UR WOOD 8g ea!!! (so i can make parchment and make a killing)

9. WTB GOLDLY FLELBLAD 15% ovar 50% (is this turkish?)

8. WTB Better armor for my WARRIOR --------

7. WTB CYBER for plat!

6. WTB MAX green weapons! (MAX??...)

5. WTB CHEAP GODLY WEAPONS!! (??)

4. WTB 15% ALWAYS no negative 7 req max SERPENT AXE (annoying not cuz it cant exist, but since no one can actually afford this)

3. WTB SUP VIGOR 45k !!!!!! (10k under vendor buy.. not sell, price)

2. WTB RAGO'S Staff !! (I told this guy I have a better gold fire staff for sale... but he said NO.. I want Rago's for the 20% longer enchant to make my meteor shower last longer)

1. WTB Max HEAL req weapon!! (FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME THERE IS NO HEAL REQ WEAPON)


-- disclaimer -- this is for entertainment purposes only.. sadly, however, you will see them again.. in game.

oh.. and hi everyone
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #2
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sad thing is..i think i've seen all of those...
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 05:32 PM // 17:32   #3
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heh, anyone buying wood to make parchment doesn't understand the economics of GW materials....there's a much better way to make money on commodities
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 05:47 PM // 17:47   #4
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Like buying charr hides from ppl at Piken to trade them at the collector in Ascalon for fur, which you then sell...
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03   #5
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Vellum FTW.

Although, those Spiritwood Planks sure are tasty.

Anyway, I see this a lot:

"WTB GODLY CRYSTALEEN SORD PAY VERRY WELL IN MONEY"

I wish I'd been there for that price reset too .
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #6
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Vellum FTW.

Although, those Spiritwood Planks sure are tasty.
SHHH!!! Well vellum isnt that great, but spiritwood is awesome.
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 06:23 PM // 18:23   #7
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11. WTB Drago's Unknown Bow!
(true story)
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #8
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5. WTB CHEAP GODLY WEAPONS!!
My favorite is a version of this....

"WTB ---- CHEAP!!!!"

If I'm selling something, the best thing you can do to intice me to sell it to you is to say that you want to buy it for cheap.

Lord knows, I want to do everything I can to sell it for as little as possible.
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Old Dec 16, 2005, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #9
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My favorite is a version of this....

"WTB ---- CHEAP!!!!"

If I'm selling something, the best thing you can do to intice me to sell it to you is to say that you want to buy it for cheap.

Lord knows, I want to do everything I can to sell it for as little as possible.
That's the one that made me laugh too. There are actual humans who say things like "WTB max dmg axe cheap."

How 'bout:

“WTB crappy high-req stuff with negative energy regen and zero damage – I’ll outbid and overpay!”

Of COURSE you want to buy cheap.
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 12:34 AM // 00:34   #10
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"WTB Platinuim Coins"
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #11
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wtb 8 iron ingots :|
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 01:37 AM // 01:37   #12
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This isn't actually an item, it was someone advertising a run...

A guy in THK advertised this: "trial run to citadel 2k, free if i make it"
First off, why are you in THK and second, you forgot don't (as I informed him, to which he replied: you want the run for free??? no way"
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #13
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12. WTB MAX SICKLE!
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #14
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the one i see most is indeed: WTB max dmg crystaline, i ask them how much they are paying ( i dont have one) and they reply with some ridicolously low price.....
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 03:12 AM // 03:12   #15
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9. WTB GOLDLY FLELBLAD 15% ovar 50% (is this turkish?)
-falls out of chair laughing- That one is actually.. very common sadly.
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #16
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12. WTB MAX SICKLE!
you forgot gold req 8 15>50
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #17
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you forgot gold req 8 15>50
haha yes
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 07:39 AM // 07:39   #18
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omg Ive seen all of those and so many more annoying ones.
Actually #2 I havent seen yet but LOL

Is there a thread for WTS? lol cause i think the most annoying would be "serious offers only" :P
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 08:28 AM // 08:28   #19
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WTB RAGOS STAFF FOR 40k
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 08:37 AM // 08:37   #20
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Wtb Godly 15% While Enhanted Chaos Axe
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