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Lord Mendes · Mar 22, 2006, 08:52 AM // 08:52

In ToA:
E/R: LFG FOR GALGRATS (thats how he spelled it). I HAVE METEOR STORM!!!1!!11

studentochaos · Mar 22, 2006, 09:15 AM // 09:15

When I am bored I form intentionally bad HoH groups with guildies for laughs. I mean groups so bad that we get rage quitters against the Zaishen. My usual ad for this is

"Guild of l33t play3rz LF W/Mo who can pwn stuff!!!1!1!"

Never fails to get a player......never....

This will stop the day I DON'T find someone with this ad who is running a mending/sword war with fellblade and 15k armor in HA.

Francis Demeules · Mar 22, 2006, 03:49 PM // 15:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

Here's one I used: "7 more slots for mission group. We have a monk."

Lol you're the monk

"GLF MM WITH MORE 20 FIENDS, 3 SLOT LEFT!!!!"

"EXP GROUP TO FOW!!! I KNOW THE WAY!!!!"

Yichi · Mar 22, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59

GLF 6 more w/mo's with mending,succor for hells precipie mission. invite self !!!

sad part was we actually beat it

BUT, probably the most retarted one i saw had to have been in thk on my monk helping a guildie...

"GLF 3rd MUNK 4 MISHUN!!!"

seriously if you need more than 2 monks for that mission, you need your head examined. and a simple hint. if your monks are worth a crap have them go boon prot. makes mission much much easier

Tzhebee · Mar 22, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44

Standing in TOA last night I saw this one:

Leeeeroy Style Tank LFG FOW (I run in blindly, aggro everything and bitch when I die) plz invite

Mosch · Mar 22, 2006, 05:50 PM // 17:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitty

glf [whatever], no noobs, no leavers

I mean, really, when have you last heard: "I'm a noobish leaver, can I join..."

You know very well that this answer got me into the group.

I liked "Hydra solo farmer looking for monk". Heard that one in augury rock just yesterday (or was it the day before yesterday?).

wahoyaho · Mar 22, 2006, 05:52 PM // 17:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Former Ruling

*random invites the entire district*
Guy1: GOGOGOGOGGOGOO!~!!@!
Guy2: WE HAVE NO MONKS, #$%^ YALL. *leaves*
*invites more random stuff*
leader: Ok, rdy, GO
*enters mission*

lol I love that

Elvarg · Mar 22, 2006, 08:39 PM // 20:39

Not retarded but actually really funny:

Leader of a BR group in Tombs> BR group lfg monk that maintains the Principle of Separation of Head and Ass

For those that don't get it: its a pun on two quotes: "separation of church and state", and "having one's head up one's ass"

Russell.Crowe · Mar 22, 2006, 08:55 PM // 20:55

Not a retarded pick-up line, but related to pick-up lines and retards:

Thunderhead Keep

"Need x more for mission, invite self" *10 W/Mo send invite*

Then, "Need 2 more for mission, monks, invite self" *10 W/Mo send invite*

Next, "Need 2 more for mission, monks, NO MORE WARRIORS" *10 W/Mo send invite, 2 rangers also*

Finally, whisper: "plz take me for mishun i m lvl 18 warrior i heal u plz?"

I freaking love that mission...

96TSi · Mar 22, 2006, 09:26 PM // 21:26

i got called a noob today for being a w/r>> "omg you noob, gonna bow attack with a warrior? @#$ loser"

my reply when people say goofy shit like that > "wow.. just wow.."
or
"hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P

Ayres_Spellbinder · Mar 22, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by 96TSi

i got called a noob today for being a w/r>> "omg you noob, gonna bow attack with a warrior? @#$ loser"

my reply when people say goofy shit like that > "wow.. just wow.."
or
"hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P

Esp since it seems like there's alot of teens playing.

rezabm · Mar 22, 2006, 10:50 PM // 22:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by 96TSi

i got called a noob today for being a w/r>> "omg you noob, gonna bow attack with a warrior? @#$ loser"

my reply when people say goofy shit like that > "wow.. just wow.."
or
"hi im tom" whenever im not getting the spam chat msg :-P im actually suprised noone has figured out what that is from when i spam it every 10 seconds :-P

if they don't figure you can try to spam "vote for pedro" ;o)

The Renegade Healer · Mar 23, 2006, 04:33 AM // 04:33

around the time of the XBox360, i was joking with a friend about the flash banner adds to win an XBox360. My group needed quite a few more since it was abbadon's mouth, so I said something along the lines of

"Join my group and win a free XBox360!"
to immitate the flasy banner adds.

The insuing Nintendo vs. Microsoft flamewar was one for the books

"XBOX SUX!"
"NO U JUST LOVE DA JAPS!"

Francis Crawford · Mar 23, 2006, 05:32 AM // 05:32

I'm thinking of adding to my next ad

"Don't join us if your bedtime is coming up soon."

torquemada · Mar 23, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis Crawford

I'm thinking of adding to my next ad

"Don't join us if your bedtime is coming up soon."

ROFL!

I sometimes use this (with my warrior)

Looking for a good monk so I can rush and aggro!

Oh I know it's old....

Sephy · Mar 23, 2006, 10:58 AM // 10:58

I just like standing in HA, going

"level 20 W/Mo with Fiery dragon sword and firestorm LFG, plz invite"

swiftygem · Mar 23, 2006, 11:15 AM // 11:15

In Deldrimor War Camp:

Xue Yi Liang · Mar 23, 2006, 01:28 PM // 13:28

I've used this line:
"Monk LFG that ignores instructions, aggroes everything, draws genitals on the map and spams the chat with 'OMFG! HEAL ME! HEAL ME!'"

Cymboric Treewalker · Mar 23, 2006, 04:15 PM // 16:15

My best experience was when I was looking for a group for UW or FoW...

My advert was: "Me/N 18 looking for FoW or UW group"

Response from arrogant: "You noob you need to be ascended to go here"

My response: "I am ascended"

Response from arrogant? "You would be 20 if you were ascended"

My response: "Wanna bet?"

Response from arrogant: "Sure... 500K."

My response: "Sure." I opened his trade window and showed him I had the 500K. Got invited to the group. We go in to UW -- I actually am there as an 18... guess who dropped.

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My best attempt to get more in to a group:

"6/8 UW group needs dumb warrior to stand there and look tough"

Yichi · Mar 23, 2006, 05:02 PM // 17:02

i was bored in ToA last night before doing 4 man FoW and spammed:
"Starting orgy, invite self" - 10 w/mo invites and 9 pm's....