Curse

makosi · May 19, 2006, 05:28 PM // 17:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiftygem

Just yesterday, I saw this message:

Nothing to write a book about, but I had a good laugh, and another one when they won again.

I laughed at that one too when I first saw it. I've seen another popping up now and then:

Lfg Mission And Bonus [PvE]

$pIrIt $aMan · May 19, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25

people make me laugh....um.At gvg against a guild that called oh nvm there were 8 mo/w with pre-searin pink dyed armor no skills they just run and die all the time and the best....they were lvl 2!! and

and they all have korean names with american letters and a guy that kept spammin on la

Am A Bot Report Me.

greenlantern · May 19, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10

I saw this message once in HA:

"Warrior Looking for a non-noob group for mission. I'm infused!"

sotodefonk · May 19, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

Yesterday i saw 2 funny guys...

1. An Assassin/Monk LFG in Thanakai Temple, all of the groups where asking for monks to go.
"A/Mo with healing skills LFG i can heal"

I know that getting a pug with A its hard right now (i have one myself) but they are the people who gives assassins a bad reputation...

2. A Warrior on The Deep. I was building a team and we wanted KD warriors. He invited himself to the party.
Me: "Hey, are you a KD warrior?"
He: "Whats a KD warrior?"
Me: "Knock down, warrior with hammer"
Me: "You are using hammer?"
He: "No, im using axe"
Me: "What build are you using?" (i was thinking on, well maybe 3 KD and 1 axe its not that bad)
He: "Im using my troll farming build"
Me: "WTF. There are no trolls on this mission dude"
He: "Doesnt matter. With this build i can tank a los of enemies"
Me: Im sure you do

Kicked

Then all the other members thanked me for that...

General Typhus · May 19, 2006, 10:35 PM // 22:35

Well, pretty much all of my officers crack me up.

Me: I smoke crack out of my asshole.
Hunt: Interesting.
Me: It's quite simple as well. Simply insert the crack pipe and reverse fart.
Hunt: I have a banana for a nose.
Me: Intriguing.

Dandy Warhol · May 19, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56

This group I was just in for Arborstone...

Things got off to a rough start when our leader (an ele) refuses to wait for one of the rangers to sell his stuff. So the ranger gets mad once we enter the mission and starts yelling 'but munchr' and 'mean', yadda, yadda, yadda. It was all wasted, unfortunately, since the ele was still loading.

So myself and another guy are monking. As it turns out, one of the assassins is not wearing any chest armor. So he's dying, like, really fast. Five minutes into the mission, the other monk leaves. So it's just me running around at this point. The ele started saying the Urn was powered up by dropping it. :| And someone tells him/her to stop, but he/she starts throwing around profanity and flames.

And it was at this point that I left. An assassin missing armor (I was like, "hey, do you have all your armor on?" Ranger--not the assassin--replies, "He probably couldn't afford it, no worries."), and the crazed ele... Not so fun. Now I remember why I've been henching every mission I get to.

linh · May 19, 2006, 11:12 PM // 23:12

I was standing in AB with a PUG waiting to start. I wrote in local chat
" Forming R9+ group, need a W/Me with Signet Of Midnight". Then immediately there were 2 people whispered me. One said : " I am R9+ Boon Monk, invite me". Another : " I am R9+. Can you explain more about build ? What skillbar do I need besides Signet ?". I think they were serious.

Sol_Vie · May 19, 2006, 11:31 PM // 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artisan

Something about "Looking for group to do the duke's daughter" made me laugh.

Haha that's hilarious.

I'd have to say the funniest people I know are in my guild. Being the leader, it's nice to have our members and officers be so friendly and so highly amusing.

Autumn_Leaf · May 20, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21

well this one is by me cause i got tired of waiting for a group in HA and i got quite a kick out of it.

wolf lf deer, wolf, or tiger r-spike or mating (female preferred, but not required).

lightened the mood in int.dis1 quite a bit.

Also another one by me was when i was in one of the rof missions

w/me lfg to go through backdoor (its not hard)

didnt realize what i had typed till the second spam :-p

Ren Wuying · May 21, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43

one player told me once that i don't have to travel between places if i sell stuff, "it is enough if you write it on the trade-chat, everybody everywhere will see your message, that is the best part and usefullness of the trade channel".

I told her i was waiting at storage if she wanted to sell me the item i was looking for, and she replied "You cannot say you are waiting at storage, because people will never know what storage you are at!"

Ren Wuying · May 21, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by lg5000

Seekers passage some time ago...

Not sure if the guy ever got what he wanted, or what it was he wanted

Hahaha... this made me laugh alot

I wonder if he gets better access with superior access rune...

Sientir · May 21, 2006, 05:54 PM // 17:54

I thought this was kinda funny. Happened just the other day. My guild/alliance was changing some things up. So, less than 24 hours into being the leader of my guild/alliance, this guy says (as well as i can remember it):
Him: What happened to the old leader?
Me: He's an officer now.
Him: Well, I liked him better.
(Insert some random stuff with him complaining/asking what happened to the previous leader)
Him: I'll stay if you give me 100k
Me: I won't give you 100k
(needless to say, he leaves. Was probably more humorous at the time, and with the full dialogue. Basically, he complains about me being the leader, and then says he'll stay if i give him 100k. It baffled me. As a side note, this guy was kind of annoying, as i recall. I had been in my own guild for the brief time this guy was in the alliance leading one.)