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Pete1975 · May 18, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46

Nuking Monks make me laugh

I know as I used to be one, 4 fire skills (Meteor Show, Flare, Fireball, Imolate) 3 Monk (Breeze, Heal Other, Orision) and a rez sig

Damn I was a leet firey monk bomb, always had no energy for some reason, could never figure that out.....

frickett · May 18, 2006, 12:01 PM // 12:01

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Originally Posted by nomed

Try with a capital letter at the begin of a sentence

Try with punctuation. Oh, and there is no need to be a grammar teacher here.

Peewee · May 18, 2006, 12:11 PM // 12:11

Thing that made me laugh most recently was when i was playing in Random Arenas with a spirit spammer. Anyway, i got a grp with a thumper, a shock axe, and a wammo. I decided to play the match, and then act acordingly. The wammo wasnt putting on mending, so i thought he may just have no secondary skills. However, to my horror, and amusement he said this sentence.

'Hmm, no monk. I heal you.'

Now, i dont normally rage quit before the game has started, but this time i did. I figured it would save us all a great deal of time.

More fun comes from saying 'Spiteful Emo LFG' in Team Arenas. Some of the replies you get are hilarious.

Sagius Truthbarron · May 18, 2006, 12:41 PM // 12:41

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Originally Posted by Lets Get to Healing

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...t=Biggest+jerk

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...et+%28no+posti

I think someone else needs to read a little closer.

Frankly, I don't recall too many funny people. I do remember seeing some guy named The Guide in Observer Mode pretending he was from the Isle of the Nameless and teaching people how to PvP and what was going on and such.. Inspired me to make a character named The Called Target and to teach people in random arena how to call and target me

jummeth · May 18, 2006, 12:53 PM // 12:53

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Originally Posted by Peewee

Thing that made me laugh most recently was when i was playing in Random Arenas with a spirit spammer. Anyway, i got a grp with a thumper, a shock axe, and a wammo. I decided to play the match, and then act acordingly. The wammo wasnt putting on mending, so i thought he may just have no secondary skills. However, to my horror, and amusement he said this sentence.

'Hmm, no monk. I heal you.'

Now, i dont normally rage quit before the game has started, but this time i did. I figured it would save us all a great deal of time.

You are joking here right?

And under no circumstances, is it acceptable to "rage quit"
You don't need a monk to win in RA. It helps but it not a necessity.

nomed · May 18, 2006, 01:01 PM // 13:01

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Originally Posted by frickett

Try with punctuation. Oh, and there is no need to be a grammar teacher here.

That was ironic, www.dictionary.com -> irony.

And by the way, there's a big, smiling point at the end of the sentence

Try with glasses. I am such a helpful person.

lg5000 · May 18, 2006, 01:04 PM // 13:04

Seekers passage some time ago...

Not sure if the guy ever got what he wanted, or what it was he wanted

frickett · May 18, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomed

And by the way, there's a big, smiling point at the end of the sentence

Try with glasses. I am such a helpful person.

I am sorry if i offended you. That was not my intention, I also meant to place a happy face at the end of mine. I must have forgotten.

(back on topic) I laugh when I get randomly invited to a group. Sometimes I even accept, and look at the party window. If there are just a few invited I stick around, If everyone in the outpost/mission/town has been invited, I leave quickly.

Sagius Truthbarron · May 18, 2006, 01:51 PM // 13:51

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Originally Posted by TomD22

Someone posted a similar from alliance battle but yeah...

I was in a guild HoH group (not my guild...i think they were dutch)
At the start of the match someone in my team puts the usual crap "press alt-f4 to see morale" and instantly a name in our party window goes grey. We absolutely couldn't believe the guy had never seen it before...his guildies (and I) were pissing themselves with laughter and mocking him on vent, and i imagine the opposing team must've found it fairly funny as well.

I remeber in my first guild, we started doing GvG right after the very first later reset... Someone from the other guild.. or maybe it was me >.>;... said the Alt+F4 thing and 1-3 of my guildies left. I don't remember it that well, so maybe it was just one

Yanman.be · May 18, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16

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Originally Posted by Opeth11

Seeing that this game was advertised as a PvP game for the most part, I created a Paladin as my first PvP character 2 weeks after purchasing Prophecies. I casted Mending, then someone control-clicked, and I was the only person left on my team in the Random Arenas.

Give me a break o.o

Well, usually if the paladin leaves, it's because he knows he's using mending, and he knows people don't like it, and he knows he should not use it, but he's a paladin...thus he must be invincible! Most of the pally's just ragequit because they're ashamed...

It's always funny to go in RA as a 55 monk...once i solo'ed a team there:

I put up mending on myself ( ctrl-clicked it, everyone left my team ) and the other enchantments...

then I see 4 W/Mo's charging for me...
Luckily I brought Spiteful Spirit....no single one of them stopped attacking or moved away from SS....GG faction farming xD!

Dave83 · May 18, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56

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Originally Posted by lg5000

Seekers passage some time ago...

Not sure if the guy ever got what he wanted, or what it was he wanted

Excellent that made me laugh lol.

Anytime I want a laugh or if Im waiting on my freinds say for a FoW run I just go to ToA. Im English but I play on US server. I type stuff like "Woo! Alright! go europe! Alright europe ftw!" Always guaranteed to get hate mail in the form of harsh PM's.

Its even better when europe just takes it back as well.

Braggi · May 19, 2006, 10:20 AM // 10:20

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Originally Posted by Lurid

ppl w/ black starter armor.

Laugh at me then - I'm so happy I finished my necro's black leather suit today

Rusty Deth · May 19, 2006, 11:50 AM // 11:50

I crack up on all the Chuck Norris talk in RA.

Thurston Killgore · May 19, 2006, 12:26 PM // 12:26

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Originally Posted by Nocere Moriari

The first couple times the frog started to talk. some one started Spaming that the roasted pig was talking to, needless to say the place was packed, asking questions to the pig

classic...

Nivryx · May 19, 2006, 02:47 PM // 14:47

Just the other day i got tired of doing random arenas so i go to team arenas instead and started forming a ranger spike group, we had all the rangers and were looking for a monk when someone tells me they'll do it, i invite him and it turns out hes a wammo, so i kicked him and he tells me he can heal, he just needs to set up for it...i tell him 'no thanks' the next thing i know he says 'okay let me switch to my other char and he tells me the name. For the next five minutes i try pasting the name into the space to add party members and finally i got tired and tried adding this character name to my friend list and recieved the standard message that says there arent any characters by this name. not a minute later i get a whisper from this name saying to invite him...i invite him....its another wammo...i asked him if he just made the character and he admits it and then i kick him...he then tells me that hes pro and that wammos make better healers because they can take more damage....

DreamCatcher · May 19, 2006, 03:39 PM // 15:39

I knew there were people in pre trying to scam for black dyes, but this one realy takes the cake!!

(I just hope the picture will load...)

Uzul · May 19, 2006, 04:15 PM // 16:15

i nominate rurik for beeing funniest warrior with a fiery dragon sword: here is why. ^^

Mtank325 · May 19, 2006, 04:21 PM // 16:21

I had a Wammo telling me Mesmers were useless because they stand in the back lines like pussies.

I had a good laugh on that one especially as he dies twice and blames me because I wasn't "fighting."

Adamant · May 19, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38

I was in a guild battle, and our guild was rolling over a newly created one. We were waiting for them to res, and they were yelling at us because we were picking on them. One of my guildies told them to press /resign. Several did. Then the guild told them to press alt-f4 (i think he said it activated something). Several people on the opposing team dropped. Quite amusing. So we destroyed their guild lord.

One time while in halls, we came up against a group, that before the match started, all said gg and quit. Happened again a few matches later.

Another guild battle, the entire opposing team left because we were destroying them, except one person. That one monk stuck around for several minutes before realizing her team was gone.

blood4blood · May 19, 2006, 05:18 PM // 17:18

Joined a PUG once, we needed a monk, told them I'd get my wife to come with her monk. Immediate response: "OMG did you say wife? WTB!!!" My wife & I both still laugh about that one.