Curse

Gorebrex · Aug 19, 2006, 10:11 AM // 10:11

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Originally Posted by Rabid China Girl

...The boss with "Charge!" comes surrounded with another boss and some flesh golems. I tell the group to kill the monk boss first. Most of them listen and go at the monk boss, but I notice that war beating away at the warrior boss alone. Smart one, this warrior. Some other warrior who came for HH gets all testy 'cause he didn't bring an extra cap sig for Charge. Whatever, we ignore him. Then on the way back to find Obsidian Flesh, he runs into town.

Everyone: "What the hell!? Who zoned?!"
War who zoned: "Okay, rdy. Needed another cap sig."

We go back out. Bad aggro, we all die, and surprise surprise.. the warrior who capped "Charge!" ditches us.

Jerks? I don't know. Selfish lil' twats? Hell yeah.

Shouldve dropped him right there You NEVER rezone unless the rest of your party knows/is ok with it, especially not for a cap sig! Plenty of times I forgot one, but never rezoned, unless I said I didnt have one, is it alright if we go back and get one(only if we've just left town/outpost, if I find out later, oh well, Ill do mission/quest again. Oh course, saying, "Wait a sec, I need a cap sig!" doesnt usually work, as the warrior has usually aggrod 1 or more mobs by now, and as soon as we're done, theyre off to next group! W:"Energy regen? Nah Im done! Lets gogogogogogo!" /runs to next mob group, lather, rinse, repeat, till end of mission/quest.

Knightsaber Sith · Aug 19, 2006, 10:17 AM // 10:17

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Originally Posted by arcanemacabre

I have to ask; Why Why Why do people get PuGs to cap elites? Makes no sense to me. You can stack your skillbar with cap sigs and take all henchies, as long as you call targets and aggro decently, you should have no problems at all getting the caps you need. Seems like an unnecessary hurdle bringing along a bunch of people who need different things. I could see a guild group doing it, but c'mon! Not PuGs!

I guess this is why I don't have any jerk stories, cause I don't place myself in jerk situations! *shrug*

true; I've only ever capped with hench

Knightsaber Sith · Aug 19, 2006, 11:01 AM // 11:01

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Originally Posted by Knightsaber Sith

One time I got a crystalline sword in sf but it was hard to sell cause it didn't have a natural dmg mod and no one wanted the damn thing. After a long stint in LA; someone finally offers 100k and I readily accept.

She opens the trade dialogue; I put in the sword she puts in the plat, I hit accept.... trade window closes.

She opens trade again; we both put in the goods, I hit accept.... trade window closes.

me: what exactly are you doing?
her: it's what your doing that's confusing me
me: ..... you're closing the trade window
her: no, everytime I hit accept it closes, must be you
her: (3x really fast) "let's try hitting the button really fast OK!!!"
(at this point it's readily apparent that she's up to something)

I put in the sword, lo and behold: she puts in gold!
At this point I don't even say anything; just gave her a blank stare.
She cancels only to re-open and offer gold instead of plat several times
and I don't accept nor say a word.
Finally she says "FINE, nvm!" and storms off (as though taking an attitude with me for not falling for the retarded scam and ruining HER day).
As she walks away I think to myself that scamming a crapload of people is probably how she paid for that fow armor.

*coincidentily I run into her again 10 minutes later in Droks trying to scam some poor sap; but I dont' say anything, just watch from the side lines. After they exchange coments on local chat he obviously didn't fall for it either.

It's not like there was any chance I could have possibly fallen for the scam.
It's just that once you finally find a buyer for some thing you get that sense of relief that it's finally done with and you can go do something else. Then when you realize it's a scam; the realization that you'll probably be trying to sell the stupid thing for a couple more days slaps you in the face.

I just saw the punk that pulled this crap over in the ventari's sell section; I'm not going to name names; but I pity anyone that gets involved in a transaction with him

Cowboy Nastyman · Aug 19, 2006, 06:27 PM // 18:27

Here goes my latest jerk story that actually ends well. I was in Random arenas (perfect setup for this kind of thing don't you think?) I get teamed with a heal monk, an offensive spirit spammer and a defensive spirit spammer, I was playing ele and was left as the only real damage dealer for the team. After a few wins we come across a team with a mo/a blessed light monk, dark escape made him very hard to take out on my own. After some distracting tactics I manage to spike him down and we win the round.

The next round starts and the enemy team consists of an offensive spirit rit a sword war a mo/me blessed light and surprise the same mo/a. As expected killing with 2 monk was quite a problem but after abotu 10 minutes we manage to take down the war as he overextends to kill me, the rit leaves soon after leaving just the 2 monks. After some mostly futile chasing the monks around for 5 or so minutes the worst thing that could happen in that situation takes effect, I got glitched under the stairs on the Kurzick map with the spore clouds. I was unable to Use AoD to tele port out nor could i attack anyone.

Another 15 minutes or so pass of the 2 rits and monk chasing the other monks and finally the rits give up leaving our monk to face them to a stalemate. Finally the mo/me gets bored and leaves leaving the 2 monks to face off, at this point the mo/a says no matter what he isn't leaving because he hates the ele (me) so much and will not let me go another, (apparentally from how badly I owned him in the previous round). A few more minutes pass and my monk leaves.

The Mo/a thinks hes won and decides to come wand me to death, surprise surprise no matter what angle he goes obstructed because of course I am still trapped under the stairs. So he says whatever I'm just gonna leave this match going because I hate you, and I'm putting you on ignore. He then says I'm going afk but before I do I'm gonna /rank you (like that means anything in the arenas). He flashes a tiger, I knew from his tag he was just an r spiker and that tiger was meaningless. As a final comment he says I'm going to bed seeya tomorrow if you are still here.

After 10 minutes Dwayna smiled upon me with the greatest twist of fate to end his attempt to grief me. The Mo/A gets err 7ed hahahaha. I then went on with my 3 new teammates to get a glad point effectively foiling what he was trying to do in the first place. The good guy wins this time woo.

Rabid China Girl · Aug 19, 2006, 07:22 PM // 19:22

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Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Shouldve dropped him right there You NEVER rezone unless the rest of your party knows/is ok with it, especially not for a cap sig! Plenty of times I forgot one, but never rezoned, unless I said I didnt have one, is it alright if we go back and get one(only if we've just left town/outpost, if I find out later, oh well, Ill do mission/quest again. Oh course, saying, "Wait a sec, I need a cap sig!" doesnt usually work, as the warrior has usually aggrod 1 or more mobs by now, and as soon as we're done, theyre off to next group! W:"Energy regen? Nah Im done! Lets gogogogogogo!" /runs to next mob group, lather, rinse, repeat, till end of mission/quest.

I see your point there. Luckily, this story had a happy ending after that one idiot left. We got Obsidian Flesh, necro stayed to help us with HH. The team actually listened to me (i.e. killing other enemies first, distracting boss' res, not attacking when HH was on), and all went home happy with another elite under our belts.

I was a warrior at the time. People listen to us more, it seems. When I monk, no one listens to me, even when I spam my 1 remaining energy. Does that stop anyone? No. Dumb tank goes and aggro's.

Capping the fire islands with a *good* group is pretty fun. Just have to run the risk of picking up and moron or two sometimes... :\

Coverticus · Aug 19, 2006, 08:49 PM // 20:49

Best jerk I've had the pleasure of meeting was forming a chest run team in FoW:

Jerk: I'm a farmer, please don't accept anymore w/me
Me: Ok, np - although its a "chest run" dude but nvm

Later on, I allow a r/me in coz he's a pal and agrees to foot the 1k entrance fee, which the group (aprt from jerk) is fine with:

Jerk: I said dont allow anymore farmers in!!!
Me: Its ok - r/me is farming forest, u r doing the beach
Jerk: I dont f*****g care, only 1 farmer per team
Me: U can go ur seperate ways, it doesnt matter
Jerk: FU, I was here first - kick the farmer
Team: STFU
Me: Dude, ur annoying the team. Carry on like this and u go!
Jerk: FU noob, I was here first - kick the farmer

So I did - the jerk!

Boy did I get some interesting whispers from him afterwards..........

anonymous · Aug 19, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57

Haha he got what he deserved

Carl Butanananowski · Aug 19, 2006, 09:10 PM // 21:10

owned!

Francis Demeules · Aug 19, 2006, 11:57 PM // 23:57

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Originally Posted by Terra Jim

Best jerk I've had the pleasure of meeting was forming a chest run team in FoW:

Jerk: I'm a farmer, please don't accept anymore w/me
Me: Ok, np - although its a "chest run" dude but nvm

Later on, I allow a r/me in coz he's a pal and agrees to foot the 1k entrance fee, which the group (aprt from jerk) is fine with:

Jerk: I said dont allow anymore farmers in!!!
Me: Its ok - r/me is farming forest, u r doing the beach
Jerk: I dont f*****g care, only 1 farmer per team
Me: U can go ur seperate ways, it doesnt matter
Jerk: FU, I was here first - kick the farmer
Team: STFU
Me: Dude, ur annoying the team. Carry on like this and u go!
Jerk: FU noob, I was here first - kick the farmer

So I did - the jerk!

Boy did I get some interesting whispers from him afterwards..........

I love that how ppl can bring down themselve if he haven't noticed about that he said before.

I got another jerk 3 days ago during a Elona run.

This one was the "Classico Wammo" with mending = invicible and Sundering = uber mod and Chaos axe to feel Star Wars fan Dark side while dyed red

The story: Before entering in the mission, me and my friend talked about Star Wars: Mysteries of the Thorn's Lightsaber (An toon animation we planned to do). And the Jerk thought if we can use his name with his Chaos Axe "lightsaber" to make the Sith lord in it. We said no, we already planned how the Sith will be (Imagine Princess Danika with a female Tyrian Domination Mask and you have an image how our Sith Lord looks). So during the run, we talk the same things and plan how to reveal herself. The jerk said many craps about that and turn the conversation:

Jerk: ROLFIMAO, STUPIDS NOOBS WHO CANT CREATE A SITH
Me: Hum, we just think how we create an event to reveal her as a sith
Jerk: PLAY ACADEMY U NOOB
Friend: such much creativity to not making a sith lord in this game
Me: We dont need to play any SW to make a Sith
Jerk: HELL YEAH!! JED**K
Jerk: I HAVE A AX SABER, IM PERFECT SITH!!!
Me: Good for you but you're not qualify for our Sith Lord thought
Friend: lol
Jerk:OMFG YOU NOOBZ!!! YOU CAT EVEN CRETE A SIT

/sit

Jerk: LIK MYSELF!!!!
Jerk: ITS BC U SUX
Jerk: LUCAS DO BETTER SW STORY THAN U
Friend: Duh! He's the creator of SW
Jerk: U KNOW NOTING IN SW!!!
Jerk: WHOS LUCAS EH????

/sigh

Runner: Dude, u're less smarter than them
Jerk: BC I TOUCH SELF AT NIGHT (bad type indeed eh?)
Other and myself: lol
Monk: Dude, u pwned urself!!
Jerk: U PWNED URSELF AT NIGHT MONKEYSHIT!!
Jerk: I KILL U 1V1 WIT MY RED AX SABER!!
Me: How a chaos axe can be an axe and a saber at the same time?
Jerk: U KNOW NOTIN WIT AXSABER NOOBZ
Jerk: I USE FORCE MENDING ROLFIMAO!!!

Run outside the fort and die quickly while the runner brung the second crystal and return for the third one.

Me: Twit, how can you pay the runner now?
Jerk: OMFG, IVE MAX SUNDERING CHAOS AXE AND MENDING AND GOT PWNED!!!
Monk: U died bc u touched urself at night
Me: with forgottens now
other even the runner but not the Jerk: lol

Jerk rage-quit

Runner arrived with the crystal and stop to pay him

Runner:....... How the Sith lord will reveal in your story?
Runner: Sounds interesting

Edit: Off-topic, this thread hit more than 200k viewed.

Caboose117 · Aug 20, 2006, 12:25 AM // 00:25

The only jerk I have ever met was some dude who started telling everyone I was a scammer because I tried to sell a Dagger mod at the suggested GWGuru PC price. I thought for sure he was gonna try to report me.

Rabid China Girl · Aug 20, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21

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Originally Posted by Terra Jim

Best jerk I've had the pleasure of meeting was forming a chest run team in FoW:

Jerk: I'm a farmer, please don't accept anymore w/me
Me: Ok, np - although its a "chest run" dude but nvm

Later on, I allow a r/me in coz he's a pal and agrees to foot the 1k entrance fee, which the group (aprt from jerk) is fine with:

Jerk: I said dont allow anymore farmers in!!!
Me: Its ok - r/me is farming forest, u r doing the beach
Jerk: I dont f*****g care, only 1 farmer per team
Me: U can go ur seperate ways, it doesnt matter
Jerk: FU, I was here first - kick the farmer
Team: STFU
Me: Dude, ur annoying the team. Carry on like this and u go!
Jerk: FU noob, I was here first - kick the farmer

So I did - the jerk!

Boy did I get some interesting whispers from him afterwards..........

I post on this thing way too much. Oh well, eh? It's fun to share. xD

Similar situation, except it was for some mission. I was on my war as the team leader, helping a friend/guildmate out. He was a trapper... anyway, we're reforming a group after losing a few post failure. We pick up a nuker. See we have two rangers on the team.. a spiker and my friend, the trapper. Thus:

Nuker: "Only need two rangers. Kick (my friend's ranger)."
Me: "No, he's a friend who needs the mission."
Nuker: "Kick or I go."
Me: "He was here first."
Nuker: "Me or ranger."
Me: "Uhm..."
Nuker: "Me or ranger. Your choice."

This went on for a while, back and forth, so I kicked the nuker. She/He had the nerve to suggest she was superior to my trapper friend. Too damn cocky not to kick the jerk... so I did. After I got a group going, the nuker kept trying to invite herself back in.

Rejected. Repeatedly.

NinjaKai · Aug 20, 2006, 02:26 AM // 02:26

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Originally Posted by arcanemacabre

I have to ask; Why Why Why do people get PuGs to cap elites? Makes no sense to me. You can stack your skillbar with cap sigs and take all henchies, as long as you call targets and aggro decently, you should have no problems at all getting the caps you need. Seems like an unnecessary hurdle bringing along a bunch of people who need different things. I could see a guild group doing it, but c'mon! Not PuGs!

I guess this is why I don't have any jerk stories, cause I don't place myself in jerk situations! *shrug*

I get friends or guildies. Far more reliable than any PUG.

Nathan the Skank · Aug 20, 2006, 04:43 AM // 04:43

Ok this was funny because it confirmed a stereotype among w/mo's

A guy in my alliance was spamming "someone wanna 1v1 my warrior?" I figure, hell I've never 1v1ed i'll give it a go" I play a W/N and I brought the ripostes and grenths balance with a few other skills. I go into the match wait for my health to fall, gb, then riposte him to death. I noticed his skills were mending HH balthazars sever and gash, basically a paladin build :P
He messages me "you couldn't win without those stances(i guess he meant riposte)" He then tells me if I don't bring them I couldn't win. I let this guy get to me.. so I get him in a rematch, I bring price of failure and some stances, win again, and this guy goes nuts. He starts swearing at me "LET ME F*KIN HIT YOU NOOB YOUR JUST SCARED CUZ YOU KNOW ILL WIN" all in capitals. I say "no sh*t you'll win you can out heal me, thats why you're a whammo." He tells me I stink at guildwars. I put him on ingore and laugh. I think its funny that he didn't have enough sense to stop attacking me. Thats a whammo for ya.

Pwnage Elite · Aug 20, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54

First off, to the above poster all us wammos (Contrary to popular belief) aren't completely braindead wastes of skin! I learned not to hit those kind of defense tanks long ago. =)

Secondly, I'd like to add yet another jerk story today! yay

I just bought one of those new Jade Swords because I instantly fell in love with the skin when I saw it. After that I had a spare Gothic Sword lying around, so I decided to sell it. I'm in Kaineng Center selling this sword for 40k and someone comes up to offer on it. I put the sword up and she whispers me stuff along the lines of the following-

Jerk: 40k for that? gee gee
Me: It PCs for around 50k
Jerk: Where? Noobville? gee gee
Me: Gee gee? still forming words are we?
Jerk: Yeah! Words that insult you! OWNED I WIN GEE GEE
Me: I don't have time for a flame war with a pathetic little person like you, ignored.
Jerk right before ignored: OO I WIN OWNED GEE GEE GEE!!!!!11111

/Sigh Not a long jerk story but the recurrence of the gee gee started to make my eyes bleed so i figured I'd post.

Carl Butanananowski · Aug 20, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04

Man, this one hurt me :/ just because i could actually hear them saying it.

I was in HA, running Bspike. I found a group, joined, w/e.

We're talking about skills, they ask me if i have sheild of deflection, i say no, then they ask if i have life sheath, i say no, and this happens..

Me mom: go to bed (its like 11).
Me(over GW): guys, i g2g :/ im really sorry.
jerk1(over vent): oh god, just kick him, hes noob..
me: seriously, i have to go.
me: if you add me ill come tomorrow.
jerk2(vent): haha, whatever zomg(my current name).
jerk3: hahahaha..
jerk1: noob.
jerk2: later zomg.
me: seriously, add me
i get kicked from vent and group.

god, why cant people just say 'oh, well, later then.'? why does it have to be 'wtf hes noob kick him coz he says 'i have to go.'

:/

Francis Demeules · Aug 20, 2006, 05:27 AM // 05:27

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Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski

god, why cant people just say 'oh, well, later then.'? why does it have to be 'wtf hes noob kick him coz he says 'i have to go.'

:/

Because you got a Pug which they generally come from RA and they have unlocked HA not long ago...... or a long time but still have RA minded players.

A thing to know, HA is really the place to be called n00b when you have low fame and you want to start HA to see how it is. I still hate those who do HA and think only to win... with IWAY and farming Fame

Nevertheless, Jerks like this are always try to make us all to rage-quit with insult which it really didn't work except when they really piss you off.

another run in Elona reach with another character (Yes I know, I have 2 chars at the same place lol) but this time, it was worst. The monk in our team asked why he followed the runner and died after

Its a monk hater just to know that.... and havent paid the runner...again

Kruzing Low · Aug 20, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57

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Originally Posted by Rabid China Girl

"Lolz wut kind of monk doesnt bring rez lolz"

Uh, A LOT, actually (but I usually do bring res)! Some nice guy in town speaks up and tries to defend me also, but then he PMs me to tell me that they're all noobs and I shouldn't feel bad.

yeh foreal
i was doing gayla hatchery once, and they started crying at me in something like that
we have a trapper, but he doesnt set traps near the turtles, so obvioiusly the turtles drop like flies
our 3 tanks are each at different areas, leaving me running back and forth just to heal them
after a while when everything is dead, theres 2 rangers left
they res me, and i start healing the chars they res since theyre using ressurect
random player says "wtf monk rez dont heal"
i start saying how i dont bring rez (i never brought it before and got masters on every other mission, so they were the ones doing something wrong) when 2 other start in saying "omfg noob monk monkz need rez" - actual typing -
i ignore them and just keep typing in lmao since i was laughin a lil at how once they die its always the monks fault and not theirs for wandering off all in different directions and out of range of my healing

lol @ francis, hard to believe that he actually typed like that

and yeh, lots of top guilds are the same way
did a couple top 100 batles a while back, and were always trying to talk down to us
ive seen in obs a lot too, the players from top guilds run in there and either talk **** to players of the other guild they lost against or just for no reason

Cowmonaut · Aug 20, 2006, 09:35 AM // 09:35

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Originally Posted by Fian Adair

It use to piss me off at first, but then I realised that these people are probably like the guy in this video, and therefore it's them who have the problem.

In that kids defense, sometimes people get excessivley mad at video games like that because of other things. I know there have been days where every little thing that can go wrong does, and then all I want to do (already annoyed to hell and back) is relax and play a game and then spend the whole time dealing with jerks or crappy groups or if its an FPS waiting to respawn and not actually playing.

Now if he's just mad at the game and there arent any other factors....well he kinda needs some help.

Oh and I suppose I should post a jerk story. Most of the time I'm lucky and don't have to deal with jerks (or sometimes am the jerk myself, sorry if that happend to anyone. Sometimes when I get mad my brain kinda shuts off and I run on retard mode) but then there are always those few...

Like this one. One of the times I tried to beat the last prophecies mission we had this other warrior. We're both running W/Mos. Can't remember what he had, I know I had mostly warrior attack skills and Mark of Healing or something. Honestly its been a while since I've really been playing GW besides random arena and I have the same build on that all the time. Anyhoo he proceeds to charge into every titan group we find. Doesnt wait for the group doesnt attack sparks first.

Monks are having a hell of a time even keeping him alive (yes gasp I found a group with 2 monks). I'm fine because I brought that skill that adds heal pips for every condition on me plus when we get down to the hands and fists i throw up my elite and just heal up as they hit me.

It gets to the point real quick when he starts swearing at all of us for not keeping him healed or rezing him in the middle of a fight! What is it with children and thinking 'I'm a W/Mo!? I can fight and HEAL I R INVINCIBLES!!!1' Seriously its annoying! Tired of getting yelled at for your suicidal tendancies!

Pretty annoying but yea...rambling...tired. tis 2:30 and ive been reading this entire post and felt the need to share. I'll stop before I get to teh IWAY OR THE HIGHWAY guys in HoH before factions rumors even started.

Mister O · Aug 20, 2006, 02:50 PM // 14:50

Back to Shing Jea Monastry helping a friend out, an Assmo (yes, not Wammo) sent me pms, so I fooled around with him

eww...GW people becoming so scary these days

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 20, 2006, 03:05 PM // 15:05

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Originally Posted by Mister O

Back to Shing Jea Monastry helping a friend out, an Assmo (yes, not Wammo) sent me pms, so I fooled around with him

eww...GW people becoming so scary these days

Dare I ask who your in-game mother is? My guess: Gwen.