Curse

eternal pho · Aug 06, 2006, 04:12 AM // 04:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski

kk, YESTERDAY, i was in AB with guildies again, as a toucher.. again. :P

so, my group runs to the central control point @ start, we cap, own everyone there, blah blah. we go on to win 500 to 75 :O! some assassin says this to my group.

him: stupid go red engine touchers! get a real build noobs! (or close enough)
me: this IS a real build.. you just have the wrong counter >.< (or close enough)

i turn off local.

ok, after the match is over he starts whisper spamming me, saying..

him: your a noob toucher.
me:... i c.
him: toucher build isnt even supposed to WORK.
me: ...
me: i think you have your info wrong (close enough).
him: READ ME THE EXACT WORDING FOR EXPERTISE.
me: '.. energy for all non-spells is decreased by 4%..'
him: ... brb.

he logs off. i add him to friends so i can see when he gets back on.

sometime later he re-logs.

me: am i right? :P
him: *silence*
me: ello?
him: *silence.

i stop at this point. i was in RA and had to concentrate..

screenies:
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw012.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw013.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw014.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw015.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw016.bmp.jpg

and yes.. ive noticed his name on the screenies.. please.. dont spam him :/

LOL! each rank of expertise decreases all costs of **non spells** by 4%, but vampiric bite and touch aren't even spells lol.

eternal pho · Aug 06, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mera Regila

I just had a halarious experiance with the typical Mending W/Mo today ni the Random Arenas.

Me: Lose the mending, it's not a good skill.
Loser W/Mo: noob
Loser W/Mo: shut up loser
Me: ROFLMAO
Loser W/Mo: *****
Me: LMFAO
Loser W/Mo: shut up loser u phail GW
Me: (deciding to taunt the fool cause i've nothign better to do.) I LMAO at all the noob mending w/mo that call me loser after their team was HARDCORE PWNED, lose the mending, take my advice.
At this, I ignore him, hopefully convincing him to lose his mending.

ANOTHER randoms arena w/mo, and this was the match RIGHT AFTER.

Loser W/Mo#2: DIE!!!! ZOMGZOMG!!!!
Me: lol
Loser W/Mo#2: *teams me with the other warrior on his team* HAHA UR PWNED NOOB!!!
Me: LMAO, you had two warriors on one sin, thats the ONLY way you could have killed me.
Loser W/Mo#2: *comes to me 1v1 to prove himself somehow* *dies without even having scratched me*
Me: Satisfied, 1v1 against me, you're nothing.
Loser W/Mo#2: ROFLMAO U PATHETIC NOOB U SUK!!!!
Me: If 'I' suck, how bad does that make you after being pwned by me within 10 seconds.
Loser W/Mo#2: *proceeds to lose the match*

That was the end of my w/mo troubles for the day.

Not really more mature than him..

Mera Regila · Aug 06, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by eternal pho

Not really more mature than him..

I wasn't being immature, i was telling him the facts.

For The First one I was showing him:
A: He needs to lose the Mending, which is a bad skill. B: He was calling me a loser when we flawlessed them.

For The Second one I was showing him:
A: He wasn't good enough to solo an assassin as a Hammer Warrior, meaning he was generally bad. B: I OWN him and he proceeds to call me a loser, which I found to be one of the most idiotic things ive ever heard on GW.

BhaalSpawn · Aug 06, 2006, 05:35 AM // 05:35

Hmmm lets see jerks.... there are so many, so I'll just work with the most recent.

My R/A finds a masters group in Minister Cho's Estate when this W/Mo joins up last (I'm begining to see a trend here). At first he seemed right enough so off we went.

The first battle we get into we win easily, then the warrior out of the blue says:
warrior:"Whose pet is that?"
(besides Togo there is just my pet, a crane named Tall Geese in the allies bar)
Me:"Tall Geese, he's mine why do you ask?"
warrior:"I said whose pet is that?"
Me:"If your talking about Togo I don't think he can ever be anyone's pet."
warrior:"I'm asking you who the hell owns that pet!"
Monk: "I think it's Aiel's."
warrior:"Whose pet is that?"
(by this time the group is slightly confused and largely ignores him)
(the warrior continues on like this for a half a dozen more lines, then gives up on protecting the party and begins to run wide circles around my pet)

*at this point it might be helpful to point out that I'm the only one with any ranger skills in the whole party and the crane is obviously following me

warrior:"Who the f**k owns this piece of sh*t pet"
warrior:"Who in the F**king world owns this pet?"
(This now becomes a hinderance to the party beause his wide circling is begining to aggro outlying enemies and he won't stop following my pet)

So I put my creative albeit deceitful mind to the task and came up with a quick solution. I cast Recall (I was playing around with some assassin skills for fun) on the monk and whisper him to keep the others back, then strole Leeroy style into a pack of 12 sickened guards with pet and cussing warrior in toe. Once they had us completely surrounded I canceled Recall and left the warrior to be ground into a fine powder.

Me:"Don't rez him"
warrior:"YOU F**KING SON OF A B*TCH I'M GOING TO GET YOU AND YOU WEAK *SS F**KING PET TOO!!!"
(now he remembers whose pet it is)

Upon saying this he promptly leaves and my "weak *ss pet"(who was a higher level then the warrior was) takes over and we finish the quest well within masters time.

I'll leave it up to you to decide: Jerk, noob with chat turned off or a guy who just really didn't like cranes.

Kendar Muert · Aug 06, 2006, 06:03 AM // 06:03

good god this thread has alot of pages lol...read the first two then saw -101 on the page bottom... Anyway, the biggest jerk to me chased me all around la, pestering me because i didnt buy a gold bow he was selling after i looked at it, which he advertised as max, but it wasnt, and so i ignored him and switched to a different district after a minute or so...

Ninetail Trickster · Aug 06, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by BhaalSpawn

-regretfully snipped-

Two things:

First of all, of all the responses to jerks in this thread, yours is my favorite. Brilliance. Classic brilliance. ^_^

...secondly, Wheel of Time for the win.

Kendar Muert · Aug 06, 2006, 06:49 AM // 06:49

I love wot...but...i havent seen any reverence to Wot in any posts here lol...what one are you talking about? Bhaal's name?

Kendar Muert · Aug 06, 2006, 06:56 AM // 06:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relambrien

I was in RA American District 1 (hooray for flame war central!) a few days ago and was watching this flame war between two people.

I can't remember the exact conversation but here are some choice quotes.

Flamer 1: STFU nub u aint no gangsta
Flamer 2: I know I'm not a "gangsta." In fact, I don't really want to be, gangstas are gay >_>

That was the start of the flame war, when it really started to get insulting. I tried to mediate it, but to no avail. Now I know flamers can't be helped.

Later on...

Flamer 1: Bush is following Hitler and opresin my black ppl.
Flamer 2: Hitler wanted to get rid of Jews, not [profanity] like you.
Flamer 1: [more profanity]

Even later...

Flamer 1: My people been oprussed by u white ppl 4 5,000 years, that's when the [name of infamous hate group, censored to make sure I'm not banned] was formed.
Flamer 2: 5,000 years ago? I'm pretty sure they were formed back in Martin Luther King's time u gay [profanity]
Flamer 1: orly then why were my ppl slaves 5,000 years ago u racist nub!!
Flamer 2: Let me see...OH YEAH! That was Egypt and everyone was the same skin color, regardless of social standing idiot nub.
Flamer 1: Well u still opresin us.
Flamer 2: Am I? In that case, ON YOUR KNEES!
Flamer 1: [tons of profanity]
Flamer 2: [racial slurs]

By this time my guild was calling for an HA group and I figured I'd better leave before something even worse happened...

What really cracked me up about this was the fact that they were both wrong one way or the other...I can't remember too much more of their conversation but both had some incorrect dates, names, and purposes.

I think i may have seen that...was it during the preview event?

*sry...dindt realize i just double posted till it redirected me...*

st3v3n · Aug 06, 2006, 07:48 AM // 07:48

last night i was doing a pug run through the deep. didnt get a single good drop. however, near the Leviathan was a chest that we all decided to run to and then leave. i ran, opened it, and it was a gold Zodiac longbow, max dmg, req. 8. but of course, i died before i could get it. everyone was dead except the monk. and my body was surrounded by enemies. so i asked the monk if he would get the zodiac bow for me, and he promised he would give it to me. however, his friend was there, and said the guy went to go pick up his mom from work. i had a feeling he was just hoping i would quit out of boredom, but i had all the time in the world. so eventually he ran and got it, and left. so i went back to The Deep outpost, and he was there. so i PMed him, and he didnt reply. i had him on my friends list so i remembered who he was. i went over to him and opened the trade window. after a couple seconds, he left, and signed off my friends list. i asked my friend to add him, and sure enough, he was online. he put me on ignore. i was pissed.

Sasami the cook · Aug 06, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49

first stopr the sammer will be named dumb bob
ok i said wtsm mini shiro pm pince
dumb bod i will trade you a aocont
me no
dumb bob ok ehre is the info if you donmt trade me the shiro i will report you
me NO I DONT WANT IT
inors him
then its time to call in m guild that cathces scammers
my guideys name will be scammer cathcer
he finds him in la dis 1
dumb bob want to sell prof and faction acount 100k
svammer cather i want one
ok
scammer ctaher first i want to know what all you have on it
dumb bob logs off
dumb bob has been reported

next one
i was farming sf on my monk and a mm keept on tanking
me mm stop tanking
mm i ahve to to mak minons
me no you dont
mm how would you know
me i have a mm
mm so you think you can tell em how to mm
me no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you
mm um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking
mm leaves

next one was in 5 man oro a tank wamo who was a noob
he had very week armor he died and balemded me for not healing so here how it went
tank monk heal me
me yes i am your not the only one i need to heal
tank your jsut healing yourself
me tanks dont need to be healed 24/7tank wes we do your a noob tank need tombe healed alot
no you don you have 85 armor
tank WE ONLY HAVE 50 ARMOR
me ok you must of gotnt a run here rom becons and then go a run to wwarcamp so do us all a favor and get max armor
tank i told you this is max armor
me you know what i ahte samrt alik peopel who think they know everything
tank ya i do iv been palying for a month i know everything
me has left the game

i was on my ele doing fow on a full team and we had 2 monks 1 healer and 1 bonder but the dam healer was a 55
so for the first 10 mins the 55 was healing
then here went down
55 yo guys suck im going slo 55 runs off dies war rez sigs him
me monk dont go 55 here so he dosnt untill we get into what i call teh grave yard
55 the outehr monk cant heal so ha have fun loseing noobs
the 55 monk gose off and argos
me WTF IS RONG WITH YOU
55 im being a pro
\me ya a pro ass
55 only noobs ahte 55s
me no 55 only work in UW and tyhats it for 55 monk in groups
55 go look up 55 monk
me i dont have to
55 dies hole group is killed but me
me so on my ele i go killin thinks he caleed me a noob for sloloing a few guys

and last i was on my monk 55ing and a stupied mezmer
me thats your 2nd ecto its mine
nerco no its not
me you sid it was 50/50
nerco i say alot of things
me man why do most ss have to be mean
nerco leaves
then the nerco pms me
nerco only noobs fall for the 50/580 trick
me i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again
nerco reported

shianna ny · Aug 06, 2006, 09:57 AM // 09:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasami the cook

first stopr the sammer will be named dumb bob
ok i said wtsm mini shiro pm pince
dumb bod i will trade you a aocont
me no
dumb bob ok ehre is the info if you donmt trade me the shiro i will report you
me NO I DONT WANT IT
inors him
then its time to call in m guild that cathces scammers
my guideys name will be scammer cathcer
he finds him in la dis 1
dumb bob want to sell prof and faction acount 100k
svammer cather i want one
ok
scammer ctaher first i want to know what all you have on it
dumb bob logs off
dumb bob has been reported

next one
i was farming sf on my monk and a mm keept on tanking
me mm stop tanking
mm i ahve to to mak minons
me no you dont
mm how would you know
me i have a mm
mm so you think you can tell em how to mm
me no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you
mm um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking
mm leaves

next one was in 5 man oro a tank wamo who was a noob
he had very week armor he died and balemded me for not healing so here how it went
tank monk heal me
me yes i am your not the only one i need to heal
tank your jsut healing yourself
me tanks dont need to be healed 24/7tank wes we do your a noob tank need tombe healed alot
no you don you have 85 armor
tank WE ONLY HAVE 50 ARMOR
me ok you must of gotnt a run here rom becons and then go a run to wwarcamp so do us all a favor and get max armor
tank i told you this is max armor
me you know what i ahte samrt alik peopel who think they know everything
tank ya i do iv been palying for a month i know everything
me has left the game

i was on my ele doing fow on a full team and we had 2 monks 1 healer and 1 bonder but the dam healer was a 55
so for the first 10 mins the 55 was healing
then here went down
55 yo guys suck im going slo 55 runs off dies war rez sigs him
me monk dont go 55 here so he dosnt untill we get into what i call teh grave yard
55 the outehr monk cant heal so ha have fun loseing noobs
the 55 monk gose off and argos
me WTF IS RONG WITH YOU
55 im being a pro
\me ya a pro ass
55 only noobs ahte 55s
me no 55 only work in UW and tyhats it for 55 monk in groups
55 go look up 55 monk
me i dont have to
55 dies hole group is killed but me
me so on my ele i go killin thinks he caleed me a noob for sloloing a few guys

and last i was on my monk 55ing and a stupied mezmer
me thats your 2nd ecto its mine
nerco no its not
me you sid it was 50/50
nerco i say alot of things
me man why do most ss have to be mean
nerco leaves
then the nerco pms me
nerco only noobs fall for the 50/580 trick
me i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again
nerco reported

This seems to be in another language. Can someone translate it for me. lol

Avarre · Aug 06, 2006, 10:29 AM // 10:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasami the cook

First one, spammer is called dumb guy.
me : wts mini shiro pm price
dumb guy : i will trade you a account
me : no
dumb guy : ok here is the info if you dont trade me the shiro i will report you
me : NO I DONT WANT IT

-adds dumb person to ignore-

I call in my guild that catches scammers.
My guildie's name is modded to spammer catcher
He finds dumb guy in LA d1.

dumb guy : want to sell prof and faction acount 100k
spammer catcher : i want one
dumb guy : ok
scammer catcher : first i want to know what all you have on it

dumb guy logs off
-dumb guy has been reported-

next one

I was farming SF on my monk and a mm kept on tanking
me : mm stop tanking
mm : i ahve to to mak minons
me : no you dont
mm : how would you know
me : i have a mm
mm : so you think you can tell em how to mm
me : no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you
mm : um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking

-mm leaves-

Next jerk was in 5 man Oro team - a tank wammo who was a noob

He had very weak armor he died and blamed me for not healing, so here's how it went.

tank : monk heal me
me : yes i am your not the only one i need to heal
tank : your jsut healing yourself
me : tanks dont need to be healed 24/7
tank : wes we do your a noob tank need tombe healed alot
me : no you don you have 85 armor
tank : WE ONLY HAVE 50 ARMOR
me : ok you must of gotnt a run here rom becons and then go a run to wwarcamp so do us all a favor and get max armor
tank : i told you this is max armor
me : you know what i ahte samrt alik peopel who think they know everything
tank : ya i do iv been palying for a month i know everything

-me has left the game-

I was on my ele doing FoW on a full team and we had 2 monks - 1 'healer' and 1 bonder but the damn 'healer' was a 55.

So for the first 10 mins the 55 was healing.
Then this happened.

55 : yo guys suck im going slo

-55 runs off dies war rezzes with sig-

me : monk dont go 55 here so he dosnt untill we get into what i call teh grave yard
55 : the outehr monk cant heal so ha have fun loseing noobs

-the 55 monk gose off and aggros-

me : WTF IS RONG WITH YOU
55 : im being a pro
me : ya a pro ass
55 : only noobs ahte 55s
me : no 55 only work in UW and tyhats it for 55 monk in groups
55 : go look up 55 monk
me : i dont have to
-55 dies and the whole group is killed but me -

-I go on my ele and kill stuff, he called me a noob for soloing-

And last one, I was on my monk 55ing and I met a stupid necro.

me : thats your 2nd ecto its mine
necro : no its not
me : you sid it was 50/50
necro : i say alot of things
me : man why do most ss have to be mean

-nerco leaves and starts pm'ing me -

nerco : only noobs fall for the 50/50 trick
me : i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again

-nerco reported-

Since it was hard to read...

antoninus · Aug 06, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06

^ and i thought he did that on purpse

CyberMesh0 · Aug 06, 2006, 01:51 PM // 13:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by BhaalSpawn

So I put my creative albeit deceitful mind to the task and came up with a quick solution. I cast Recall (I was playing around with some assassin skills for fun) on the monk and whisper him to keep the others back, then strole Leeroy style into a pack of 12 sickened guards with pet and cussing warrior in toe. Once they had us completely surrounded I canceled Recall and left the warrior to be ground into a fine powder.

^ Best laugh I've had in a *very* long time

!!!nexus!!! · Aug 06, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasami the cook

next one
i was farming sf on my monk and a mm keept on tanking
me mm stop tanking
mm i ahve to to mak minons
me no you dont
mm how would you know
me i have a mm
mm so you think you can tell em how to mm
me no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you
mm um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking
mm leaves

and last i was on my monk 55ing and a stupied mezmer
me thats your 2nd ecto its mine
nerco no its not
me you sid it was 50/50
nerco i say alot of things
me man why do most ss have to be mean
nerco leaves
then the nerco pms me
nerco only noobs fall for the 50/580 trick
me i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again
nerco reported

First of all a MM does need to make minions but your tank should control the agro before he goes in, lined up with where the SS should be. Also you should be active on healing the stance tank since he is taking a majority of the damage.
Secondly, you cannot report the mesmer/ss since he was not actually scamming. He did not steal a drop that was assigned to you so he probalbly won't be seeing a suspension. Even if he was suspended it would probalbly not be any longer to a couple of days to 1 week maximum. Anyways, numerous reports are normally used to act on that type of "Scam" or "Lie".

By the way, the biggest jerk I ever encountered was in The Temple of the Ages, District 1. I was standing by the Xunlai Agent[Storage] and he was buying Globs of Ectoplasms for 6.5k each. He was advertising the following:
"W T B ecto 6.5k ea 10=65k." Then I opened up the Trade option with the buyer. I put three Globs of Ectoplasms onto the offer tray. He then accepted, as did I. So I got 65k for 3 Globs of Ectoplasms and he began calling me a scammer. I then refunded him, by telling him I would buy him a pony. But then he logged out. I guess I forgot to tell him I buy ponys for 7 Globs of Ectoplasms...silly me.

SFEley · Aug 06, 2006, 04:49 PM // 16:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by !!!nexus!!!

By the way, the biggest jerk I ever encountered was in The Temple of the Ages, District 1. I was standing by the Xunlai Agent[Storage] and he was buying Globs of Ectoplasms for 6.5k each. He was advertising the following:
"W T B ecto 6.5k ea 10=65k." Then I opened up the Trade option with the buyer. I put three Globs of Ectoplasms onto the offer tray. He then accepted, as did I. So I got 65k for 3 Globs of Ectoplasms and he began calling me a scammer. I then refunded him, by telling him I would buy him a pony. But then he logged out. I guess I forgot to tell him I buy ponys for 7 Globs of Ectoplasms...silly me.

So you're the biggest jerk you ever encountered?

blaise · Aug 06, 2006, 04:49 PM // 16:49

Me : Selling Jade Armor Mini Pet
Weirdo : Start Trading Session
Weirdo : Submit 5k
Private message from weirdo
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT.

darkorical · Aug 06, 2006, 06:31 PM // 18:31

this happened to my group in the deep

~Before entering group and still needing monk~
2 monks invite selves
team mate says OOOOOO GET MONK B He must be good
so we get monk b and go in mission
right off the bat monk b desides that he is leader of mission and he will have to do ALL THE PULLING and tanking himself weather the rest of the group is ready or not in the end getting most of us killed several times finally I put him on my Ignore list and the rest of the group convinced him to leave
after that we had a fairly enjoyable time

Moral of the story: Just because someone looks to be leet-sauce doesnt mean they arent in fact a jerk-cake as well.

Charqus · Aug 06, 2006, 07:20 PM // 19:20

This didnt happen to me but my mate went to cavalon and started proper spammin n swearin at em...
They were proper annoyed at him n callin him a jerk n a 3 yr old.
fact was he was bein a complete asshole but for me bein a kurzick it was funny as hell.
I know cos he made a vid of it n showed it me...
Im surprised he aint been banned with his repeated f*ckin luxon scum etc.
I wonder if anyone was at cavalon when he was doin it....
I think it might of happened in the past but to tell the difference this guys name started with
wi***

Zinger314 · Aug 06, 2006, 07:32 PM // 19:32

So, I've been assisting people in The Deep, telling builds like MM and B/P that they are not effective there. I've never had any sass; those people were new, and they welcome the assassitance.

Therefore, when I saw this guy, I was compelled to intervine:

I checked his profession: He was Rt/E.

I promptly told him that no one would accept a Ritualist using Earth Magic. Big Mistake.