Curse

Sean The Sniper · Oct 21, 2005, 03:38 AM // 03:38

I have met countless numbers of jerks. Some of these stories are quite funny though I have to admit.

alwo · Oct 21, 2005, 10:30 AM // 10:30

biggest jerk i encountered was way back around the 1st month of its official release. I was in a group with some guys where we were going to grendich courthouse from piken square. We 3/4 of the way to it then one of the guys had a hissy fit and kept on goin through the portal in and out so we kept restarting from the portal between grendich and piken. He did it for about 15 times... he eventually calmed down and we got to our destination.

other jerks ive encountered are ppl who always bag w/mo's who use mending

Commander Ryker · Oct 21, 2005, 01:25 PM // 13:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elistan Theocrat

We'll dispite what you seem to believe about me, you're welcome to have whatever opinion you want to have. Clarify for me though, do you believe that such behavior is to be commended?? Thats a great generalization that you make about me and how I treat "anyone who disagrees" with me. Its not heterosexually challenged to disagree with me, it IS how ever challenged to tip the scales in your favor in the noob arenas by bringing droks/elites. My opinion, of course, and my right to state it as such, of course. If calling out folks on extrodinarily lame behavior is being a jerk, I guess I'm a jerk.

OMG I didn't mean you personally, I meant the collective you. Geez, why so defensive?

Pik uR BuM · Oct 21, 2005, 06:27 PM // 18:27

This as got to be the first and only jerk that ive encounter while playing GW, some time ago was a W/E, during Abaddon's Mouth.
Apparently, warriors normally dont cast spells but rather attack melee. When we first began, i had no problems if s/he. s/he as only casting fire storm from behind and not doing much. But once we encounter the first two set of bosses that was when things got out of hand and s/he began acting like a jerk. spamming names at the team because we asked him to do one simple task...stay infront and tank for us (since he was our only warrior)

Now that i think about it. s/he was more then a jerk, a unless jerk that think s/he can def. peepz by just using firestorm...

Elistan Theocrat · Oct 23, 2005, 09:24 AM // 09:24

I almost forgot one great jerk I met in guild wars.

Just chillin in Ascalon and out of the blue this guy whispers me about some crap i'm not interested in, I asked him to not do that again. He got offended, and reported. Of course I dunno if he got banned, but I never heard from him again.

Jerk: Wat do you think about buying 100k for $7.99, 1000k for $76?
Me: I think its not that hard to make money in this game, why the Go red engine would I buy it with real money?
Jerk: Wat ever just feel free to visit our website at (omitted) "lousy rotten bastards.cn", thank you.
Me: Listen, if you've got a list, or something, take me off it, never whisper me with this garbage again.
Jerk: I will wishper you and time you u online lol stupid pig.
Jerk: I can do anything I like.
Me: That's right, and you can be banned for it too.
Jerk: Wat do you think u were??? American have some guy like u so they got 911 attack.

ignored and reported.

Classic jerk action in my humble opinion.

Omega_2005 · Oct 23, 2005, 10:57 AM // 10:57

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Originally Posted by Elistan Theocrat

Jerk: Wat do you think you were??? American have some guy like u so they got 9/11 attack

What a RETARD!!! This is part of the reason why I never use Local Chat and Trade, because they don't give a ^$$% about anyone

coleslawdressin · Oct 23, 2005, 11:29 AM // 11:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elistan Theocrat

Me: That's right, and you can be banned for it too.
Jerk: Wat do you think u were??? American have some guy like u so they got 911 attack.

Not that I like online gold sellers but.... you seem rather short-sighted. The gold sellers hack accounts to get on and spam, so you are better off educating every city on how to not get hacked than reporting the spammers. You probably could have just ignored him, not even put in ignore list, but instead you chose to throw a hissy fit. I somehow see where "jerk" is coming from... you must not because you play video games and whine on forums all day, not operate a row of bots for $.25/hr.

Gwenhywar · Oct 23, 2005, 01:42 PM // 13:42

My "jerk story" is probably more funny than anything else ...

Myself and a guildie went to do one of the fire island missions. Both on our 3rd or 4th character, only doing the mission to get to the next one to get an elite we need, boring ... decided we'll take some random people instead of henchies to make it more fun.

Advertised in chat for anyone doing the mission to join up, accepted the first 4, no monks. We decide we'll check if there is any real monk around, if not, will grab henchie monks.

Note that we just grouped the first 4 people that applied, never kicked anyone, but rejected any invites that came after we were already 6.

One monk shows up, we take her and Mhenlo, and head out.

After everyone loaded in the mission, monk goes:
"thanks for not taking my ranger you jerks!!!111!!"
and logs off.

Everyone laughed for half the mission after that ... that was pretty funny

.

I guess that person was one of those we didn't group - too bad some people lack the brain to realize that a 6 people no-monk group will want to take either real or henchie monks for the last 2 slots.

Elistan Theocrat · Oct 23, 2005, 02:05 PM // 14:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by coleslawdressin

Not that I like online gold sellers but.... you seem rather short-sighted. The gold sellers hack accounts to get on and spam, so you are better off educating every city on how to not get hacked than reporting the spammers. You probably could have just ignored him, not even put in ignore list, but instead you chose to throw a hissy fit. I somehow see where "jerk" is coming from... you must not because you play video games and whine on forums all day, not operate a row of bots for $.25/hr.

rofl, good to know you're still my biggest fan Coleslaw. Once again, i'm only going to reply to you this one time unless you can be civil, for which i'm certainly not going to hold my breath. I understand that you dont like me, but please don't tell me youre feeling pity for this moron. I simply told him never to bother me with this type of advertisement again, guess what, theres no rule that says I need to be polite to people who are behaving the way he was, particularly after the retarded 9/11 comment.

Futhermore, dont pretend that you know one thing about me kid. I find it enlightening to YOUR character that once again you cant make a reply on a thread thats any more on topic than to attack me all the while defending some sorry 3rd world asshat who got pissed when I told him that what hes doing is wrong (which it is).

Please, if you are unable to prevent yourself from spewing the bile, venom and hatred that your lil mind seems to be filled with upon sight of my handle, try to do it by PM because these people don't care how much you dislike me. Other than that, Go red engine yourself.

Oh, and if you do PM try to be civil, otherwise I'll not reply to you. I won't have you cry to some moderator again about how "i'm harrasing you" with private messages when 8 of 10 sent were in reply to things like "i hope you fking die".

Sister Rosette · Oct 23, 2005, 02:35 PM // 14:35

*Sigh* I got one.

This morning after another successful UW run, about the time we lost
favor to Korea, I took all the weapons and foci that I didn't plan on keeping
and headed to Old Ascalon. I give stuff away there to newbie players on
a fairly regular basis. Most of the time people are very appreciative and
thankful for what they get, and I try to give items to people that suit their
class or skills, but this asshole took the taco.

I was just about out of items, and someone messaged me. Let's just call him
Billy.

Billy: U GAWT NE SWRD?
Me: (Thinking; 'Gawt?' Hoo Boy.) Yes, I have one left. Come see me if you want
it.
(Billy comes to me, I put the sword in trade)
Billy: NT MX DMG.
Me: I know, but the requirement is lower so you can use it at your level.
Billy: FK U NT MX DMG GV ME MX SRD.
Me: Look, I do this as a charity to newer players. All the swords and such
I wish to keep or sell are in my storage.
Billy: U GV THSE. KEP UR CRP SWRD/
Me: (Getting annoyed) Look kiddo, I don't HAVE to give you anything.
I do this to help newer players out. If you don't want it don't take it, but
you're not getting my good items.
Billy: YS IM IC UR STRGE N M TKING IT AL
Me: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you're some leet (omitted) hacker and claim
to be in my storage, taking everything for yourself.
Billy: H3L YA NOB I JUS TUK UR SUP VIGR
Me: I didn't have one in there.
Billy: I JUS GAWT UR 1000 EKTO
Me: (Laughing by this point.) Those aren't in there either.
Billy: NT NEMRE LOLOLOLOL I HAX UR IP 2
Me: I'm sure.
Billy: IL PRVE IT. GVE ME UR IP ADRS.
Me: (Laughing and running an IP trace program to look up his)
Billy: IM WTNG NUB
Me: (Rattles off his IP addy to him)
Billy: HAHAHAQ I FUL U U GVE ME UR IP NOW IM GNA HAX IT
(Silence for a few moments, then Billy instantly logs out)

He hacked his own IP.
God Bless America.

huh · Oct 23, 2005, 02:42 PM // 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

He hacked his own IP.
God Bless America.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Great story-writing!
Ending with a line like that!
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Oh my god....AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Sister Rosette · Oct 23, 2005, 02:45 PM // 14:45

You're being sarcastic aren't you?

huh · Oct 23, 2005, 02:51 PM // 14:51

Hahahhahahahah no I'm not!!
I swear upon everything in my storage and my characters!
Its not much, but its 600 hours of gameplay for me.

Honestly, that was a hilarious story!

Sister Rosette · Oct 23, 2005, 02:54 PM // 14:54

Ah, thanks.

Sorry, I guess sarcasam is kinda hard to discern over the internet
sometimes.

Ultimata · Oct 23, 2005, 03:02 PM // 15:02

Sister Rosette: was the ending of that story for real? If it was, yet more proof that America is mentally challenged. :P

Anyway, time for my jerk story.

My three main chars are a Battery Necro/Mo, a Healing Mo/W, and a Tank W/Mo. Yes, I largely made stereotypical chars. In my defence the W/Mo was my first char, and I wasn't to know about the major surplus of Tanks I had to progress with!

This means I (like so many others) fall victim to the 'Necros are pointless', 'OMG N00b Monk', and 'OMG Too Many Tanks' frames of mind.

Since I *prefer* playing as my Necro, I rather regularly spam the Local channel with 'Battery/Monk Support Necro LFG for mission/farming/whatever', as I am a strong believer in helping others, as the henchies don't need to progress through the game!

And I get greeted sometimes with 'OMG you do know Necros suck, right?' Of course I know that. Thats why a good balanced UW/FoW team don't need Batteries! Batteries are for pretentious gits who can't regen energy enough!

Just remember kiddies, Monks are invincible, never-ending sources of healing, and never ever need any sort of backup/assistance.

Yes, I sorta haven't posted a real 'Jerk' story, but I pointed out that it seems like a good once a day I get the 'Attack of the Mini Jerk.' It does, however, get fully balanced out by the Mo's/E's who know the beauty of a good Battery, and just how much easier the +6 Energy Regen my Blood is Power can give you.

huh · Oct 23, 2005, 03:04 PM // 15:04

Yeah it is.
I think its my avatar that makes it seem like I'm all moody and smart-alecky

Man thats exactly what I needed to read...
Damn exams coming up in 2 days

By far the funniest one I've read in here so far.

Thanks for the hilarious story!!

Omega_2005 · Oct 23, 2005, 03:11 PM // 15:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

*Sigh* I got one.

This morning after another successful UW run, about the time we lost
favor to Korea, I took all the weapons and foci that I didn't plan on keeping
and headed to Old Ascalon. I give stuff away there to newbie players on
a fairly regular basis. Most of the time people are very appreciative and
thankful for what they get, and I try to give items to people that suit their
class or skills, but this asshole took the taco.

I was just about out of items, and someone messaged me. Let's just call him
Billy.

Billy: U GAWT NE SWRD?
Me: (Thinking; 'Gawt?' Hoo Boy.) Yes, I have one left. Come see me if you want
it.
(Billy comes to me, I put the sword in trade)
Billy: NT MX DMG.
Me: I know, but the requirement is lower so you can use it at your level.
Billy: FK U NT MX DMG GV ME MX SRD.
Me: Look, I do this as a charity to newer players. All the swords and such
I wish to keep or sell are in my storage.
Billy: U GV THSE. KEP UR CRP SWRD/
Me: (Getting annoyed) Look kiddo, I don't HAVE to give you anything.
I do this to help newer players out. If you don't want it don't take it, but
you're not getting my good items.
Billy: YS IM IC UR STRGE N M TKING IT AL
Me: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you're some leet (omitted) hacker and claim
to be in my storage, taking everything for yourself.
Billy: H3L YA NOB I JUS TUK UR SUP VIGR
Me: I didn't have one in there.
Billy: I JUS GAWT UR 1000 EKTO
Me: (Laughing by this point.) Those aren't in there either.
Billy: NT NEMRE LOLOLOLOL I HAX UR IP 2
Me: I'm sure.
Billy: IL PRVE IT. GVE ME UR IP ADRS.
Me: (Laughing and running an IP trace program to look up his)
Billy: IM WTNG NUB
Me: (Rattles off his IP addy to him)
Billy: HAHAHAQ I FUL U U GVE ME UR IP NOW IM GNA HAX IT
(Silence for a few moments, then Billy instantly logs out)

He hacked his own IP.
God Bless America.

SRY, CNT HI SPK NGLESH?

Ultimata · Oct 23, 2005, 03:13 PM // 15:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

*Sigh* I got one.

This morning after another successful UW run, about the time we lost
favor to Korea, I took all the weapons and foci that I didn't plan on keeping
and headed to Old Ascalon. I give stuff away there to newbie players on
a fairly regular basis. Most of the time people are very appreciative and
thankful for what they get, and I try to give items to people that suit their
class or skills, but this asshole took the taco.

I was just about out of items, and someone messaged me. Let's just call him
Billy.

Billy: U GAWT NE SWRD?
Me: (Thinking; 'Gawt?' Hoo Boy.) Yes, I have one left. Come see me if you want
it.
(Billy comes to me, I put the sword in trade)
Billy: NT MX DMG.
Me: I know, but the requirement is lower so you can use it at your level.
Billy: FK U NT MX DMG GV ME MX SRD.
Me: Look, I do this as a charity to newer players. All the swords and such
I wish to keep or sell are in my storage.
Billy: U GV THSE. KEP UR CRP SWRD/
Me: (Getting annoyed) Look kiddo, I don't HAVE to give you anything.
I do this to help newer players out. If you don't want it don't take it, but
you're not getting my good items.
Billy: YS IM IC UR STRGE N M TKING IT AL
Me: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you're some leet (omitted) hacker and claim
to be in my storage, taking everything for yourself.
Billy: H3L YA NOB I JUS TUK UR SUP VIGR
Me: I didn't have one in there.
Billy: I JUS GAWT UR 1000 EKTO
Me: (Laughing by this point.) Those aren't in there either.
Billy: NT NEMRE LOLOLOLOL I HAX UR IP 2
Me: I'm sure.
Billy: IL PRVE IT. GVE ME UR IP ADRS.
Me: (Laughing and running an IP trace program to look up his)
Billy: IM WTNG NUB
Me: (Rattles off his IP addy to him)
Billy: HAHAHAQ I FUL U U GVE ME UR IP NOW IM GNA HAX IT
(Silence for a few moments, then Billy instantly logs out)

He hacked his own IP.
God Bless America.

Help, Help, my O and A keys are broken!

Charcoal Ann · Oct 23, 2005, 03:34 PM // 15:34

sister? i think that that is the greatest story i have ever heard. i congratulate you on finding such a perfect specimin of jerk-ness.

God Bless America indeed.

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 23, 2005, 04:20 PM // 16:20

Sister Rosette, you're a class act... lol