Curse

Nkah Sennyt · Apr 13, 2006, 07:38 PM // 19:38

I don't run Shivers either, but I've never had any complaints. /offtopic

Yanman.be · Apr 13, 2006, 08:42 PM // 20:42

Just happened:

Jerk: WTB 15>50 sephis axe
Me: I've never seen one before
Jerk: NOOB they exsist
*jerk shows off 2 accounts of FoW to proove how "good" he is*
*I flash my wolf*
after a while jerk starts pm'ing me with : NOOB, IDIOT, RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING MORON, offcourse he ignored me first...

and all of this, just because I never say a 15>50 sephis axe!

The Real Roy Keane · Apr 14, 2006, 01:06 AM // 01:06

The Razorstone is a 15>50 sephis axe.

HOMIE_G64 · Apr 14, 2006, 01:18 AM // 01:18

You know i really hate the people that call other people noobs but i hate even more the people that flame at you when you point out at their mistake. Once in the FPE i told everyone to target the healer (which of course no one did) so we got our ass handed back on a platter. When i told the leader the mistake, he/she was like:
WTF AT LEAST I DONT PLAY LIKE 3000000 HRS YOU RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING NOOB.
My time: ~270 Hrs. and i've been playing since the beta.

DABhand · Apr 14, 2006, 11:37 AM // 11:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis Demeules

Got Email about I get reported and banned for 2 month for minor hacking (cheating). I send an Email with the SS I got to see what happens.I received an Email earlier to see I was no more banned.

/VICTORY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: Why the stories are almost the same with me?

Blablabla... HAX/NOOB....../report.... The End

Great to see Anet checking up on claims first before banning /end sarcasm lol

Cherno · Apr 14, 2006, 12:53 PM // 12:53

Was helping a guildie with Gates of Kryta last night on my level 20 and had another lvl20 ele guildie come. We decided to just get some people and saw a level 20 warrior advertising so we took him. Then another level 16 w/e joined up.

Was about to get a hench monk when I saw a ad: "Level 10 monk looking for mssion and bonus" Well great. I went to invite them, and saw they were a Mo/W. Generally this makes me take pause as I am always on the lookout for 55 monk leeches, but I figured, why would a 55 level 19 be in Gates?
So we took him.

As we are going through we really didn't notice that he wasn't healing too much since we didn't really need it. Then he starts falling behind a lot. My guildie we were helping almost died a few times, when I asked the monk why he wasn't healing the ele. He said "sorry, was helping a n00b", to which I said "well help us first please"

At that point I ask my other guildie to keep an eye on his skills while in battle. He said he was using WoH, so he wasn't a 55, or at least not a typical one and we would ocassionally throw a heal out.

Then as we are on the way to the bonus, he just starts spamming his experience bar. Over and over, screen upon screen.

We tell him to shut up and he says "You wanna know what's funny?" to which I immediately responded "That you were dropped at birth?" He didn't speak normally after that. Just kept spamming his experience the whole time.

Also during this our level 16 W/E that we had picked up kept using firestorm and lava font. I asked him to stop and he did after a few attempts. Unfortunately right towards the end of the mission, he died so instead of resing him we just went on to finish the mission. He decided to disconnect instead. What was nice was that about 10 mins later, he pm'd me asking if we were done with the mission and wanted to ask me a few questions. He proceeded to ask again about why firestorm was bad and I explained the agro break and other AoE nerfed spelles. Then continued to talk about runes and setups. Turned out really nice.

lama_lord36 · Apr 15, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17

I was selling a nice almost perfect req.8 axe.

Me:WTS golden war axe of fortitude,max dmg(req.8),+14%dmg while enchanted>>>7k only<<<
Jerk:ZOMG that's only worth 2k!!!!
Me: Did i ask you something about my price? i don't think so. So stop bothering me
jerk:*spams with insulting mesages*
Me:go away,noob
Jerk:hahaha you call me a noob?
Me:yes
Jerk:OMG i got more stuff then you and i can play better then you
Me: opens trade and show all my bows
-15sec silence-
Jerk:wait,here i wil get my warrior
-i add him to my friends list and i go farm trols-

-5hours later(helpes some guildies and pvp'ed a litle)

Me:So,where are you now with your so called "show off"
Jerk:STFU noob,ur the only noob here
And then puts me on ignore.

Hope i meet him one day in TA with his so called "1337 warrior". So I can blind him the whole time

.

yesitsrob · Apr 15, 2006, 05:31 PM // 17:31

I was doing some boon protting in random arenas, just for a bit of fun and to get screenshots of the comical things that are often seen there.

So, I cast my divine boon, and then pre veil myself... and then the ranger on my team casts natures renewal....

Me: You are aware that hurts me quite a lot right? - (I had 0 energy regen with 2 enchants and I was yet to cast my 2 second mantra of recall which would have been difficult since there were 2 rangers on the other team)

The response I got was something along the lines of

OMG I DON'T CARE JERK IT HURTS THEIR MONK

they didn't actually have a monk, they quite correctly didn't kill natures and a significant amount of my spell cast attempts were interrupted, we lost, what a jerk

MelechRic · Apr 15, 2006, 05:56 PM // 17:56

My most recent were all in the old tombs with b/p ranger groups. One was on my MM necro and the other was my ranger.

#1.
We had a ranger that decided to bring EoE and drop it right before we did any fighting. The first time he dropped it the entire team said to not do it again since it hurts the minion army way more than the monsters. So about 10 minutes into the second map, after all the popups and two worms in the middle the ranger drops it again. None of us notice until a few minions die and then we see a complete chain reaction as all the minions go down. Needless to say everyone on the team wipes except me (since I'm seeing about 30 +10 energy notifications above my head). Luckily I am able to Rebirth the team and we do finish (without the EoE jackass who promptly dropped after the mass minion death).

#2.
On my ranger we had a monk that was really fun of putting enchants on the entire team. This was despite the fact that we asked him ahead of time to bring few if any enchants due to all the mesmer monsters packing Shatter Enchantment. He got pissed because after announcing his build the Orders Necro said it sucked. So the monk decides while we are clearing the middle of the third map to aggro another mob behind us. Well half the team wipes including the monk. We left him on the ground until he apologized. Even after that he was still an ass and would barely heal. Meh... the Orders Necro kept us alive AND I got a Bulwark that run.

EDIT: one more... but this time selling

Jerk: WTB: Elswyth's Long Bow, PM offers
Me: 15k
Jerk: Yeah sure. Why is it when I ask for PC everyone says 7k?
Me: I don't know, it's 15k because that's what I want.
Jerk: Good luck getting that noob.
Me: Thanks. Good luck buying one for 7k
Jerk: Go #$@%#$ yourself and your mother you @!#@#$%$#

Put's me on ignore.
I put him on my friends list.

Hours later:
Me: Hey did you get that bow? It's still 15k if you want it?
No reply

Yes, I'm a bit of a jerk too for this, but I'm usually very nice in trades. You don't want to pay my price then I'm cool. No problem. Someone else will pay, but don't abuse me just because I don't want to drop the price.

[DE] · Apr 15, 2006, 06:53 PM // 18:53

When the PvE tombs first came out, I was in the market for a Victos Axe. After a while of looking around in trade channel and a few districts a guy (Jerk) whispers me and says he has victos axe and that he will sell it to me for 115k (which was the average price at that time). So I agree but I don't have any ecto on me so I told him I'd trade him 15k first and than trade him the 100k and he'll trade me the axe on that trade. So (I realize I was noobish not to use ectos) I give him the 15k and than I submit my 100k and he just stands there for like 1 minute and doesn't say anything. So I say Submit the axe please? Jerks response: Oh it's on my other character brb.

I'm a trusting guy in GW but I wasn't that trusting so I say give me back my 15k first so I know you don't scam me, I'll re submit once you have your axe.
Jerk: Oh it'll take just a sec don't worry (logs off)

5 minutes later: Jerk has not logged on again yet and I'm still 15k down now
30 minutes later: same scenario, some friends showed up at my house so I decide just to log off and whisper the guy next time I see him on.

Cut to 2 weeks later: Jerk is online. (price has dropped dramatically so I gave up and bought an axe cheaper, now I just want my 15k back)
Me: Hey, you have my 15k and I'd like it back
jerk: wtf are you talking about!?!?!?
Me: (patient) remember you tried to trade me your victos axe but you said it was on your other guy after I had submitted 15k of the 115k for it.
Jerk: Oh yea, well I can't give you back your 15k
Me: (figuring he spent it) Well why not?
Jerk: The price of the axe has decreased and I've been waiting for you (he was lying all my guildies were watching to see if he was online and we never saw him on) so I could sell it. Now the price is 70k so I can't make that big of a profit. YOU ripped me off (Oh, so I ripped him off now huh? he took my 15k).
Me: It's your own fault for not selling the axe after you scammed my 15k, so if you'd just give me back my 15k we could just leave this all behind us.
Jerk: Screw you, I can make like no money off my axe now! You caused me to lose 45k off it because I waited for you!
Me: (explains the entire situation again)
Jerk: stops talking to me
Me: gives up and never talks to him again.

And I'd still like to have my 15k back XP

Dawgboy · Apr 15, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03

Last night doing the Frost Gate mission We had a lvl20 necro in the group. Of couse you know what happened. He raised a gazillion minions and left. This is the third time I've seen this and the last time I ever party with a hi-lvl necro in low-lvl missions. I wish I would have remembered to add him to my f-list so I could have griefed him for a while.

YienTheYien · Apr 15, 2006, 10:05 PM // 22:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff Mon

We were getting ready to go on a FoW run with mostly guildies and we picked up a few from the crowd hanging around ToA. I paid for the run as we do in our guild taking turns paying for it.

We brought along a W/Mo who kept running off. He pulled pretty good but couldn't wait for recharge before starting a new attack and some of our nukers started accumulating DP's. We got to the forge and the leader asked me to pull. Well this was right after the AoE got nerfed and we were all getting used to it. Things went bad and the jerk started going off on me for doing a bad pull and getting killed.

I pay for his trip down there, and get him pretty far after a major nerf and I get the, "He can't Pull", "Stay here retard", etc. Sometimes I wish we could turn on our teammates.

See this is why I want a new assassin move called permablind. Can only use it 3 times in your life

xuemin · Apr 15, 2006, 10:39 PM // 22:39

just a moment ago, went to try out SF oro farming on my monk as a bonder. so i found a group and told them as soon as they accepted me that it was my first time there as a monk and they say 'ok, we'll see how it goes' everything's fine outside, get in, bond the tank and instantly he says 'barrier, bond, watchful spirit... IS THAT IT?!?!?!' -.-;; then the other monk calls me noob... they then continue to bitch about it even though i made sure watchful spirit was the only bond that ever got stripped. as we continue, it's becoming a bad run, no greens whatsoever and the SS necro leaves, then the MM rage quits because of the bad drops causing the healer to get raped by the minions and also rage quits.

earlier in FoW, i joined a party which consisted mainly of one guild, as soon as we get there i don't even have time to bond anyone and they rush off to kill with the expected results; half the team are dead. happens again once everyone is ressed and they have the nerve to blame me and the healer for being useless. we shortly all died and back in TOA i message him saying it was his own fault for rushing to which he retorts that he and his guild managed fine with one monk before and it was just us monks who sucked.

Silent Kitty · Apr 15, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by xuemin

earlier in FoW, i joined a party which consisted mainly of one guild, as soon as we get there i don't even have time to bond anyone and they rush off to kill with the expected results; half the team are dead. happens again once everyone is ressed and they have the nerve to blame me and the healer for being useless. we shortly all died and back in TOA i message him saying it was his own fault for rushing to which he retorts that he and his guild managed fine with one monk before and it was just us monks who sucked.

That is easy to overcome; When they rush in scream "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!".
When they are all dead, you ask; "What part of "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" didn't you understand?
Make sure to call them noobs, before they call you one. Problem solved

jackie · Apr 16, 2006, 08:07 AM // 08:07

I was selling my Fleshy HornBow +15inStance for 100k + 5 Ectos. This is what happened yesterday.

Me:WTS:Gold Fleshy HornBow +15%dmg inStance etc...
Jerk:Can ic tha bowz??!
Me:sure
*Opens Trade Window*
Jerk:How muts?!
Me:100k+5 Ectos
Jerk:whaz abouz if i give thiz?!?
*Jerk puts 10 Azure Remains to trade window*
Me:I'm sorry no thx.
*I'm Closing Trade Window*

After that jerk starts to spam in local chat that he shoots arrows to my balls...yeah...

I whispered to him saying: What is your problem?
Jerk: You teazed me to buyz tha bowz by putting it to trade windowz and nowz i shallz shoot arrowz to your butt.
Me: (takin pics and saying) I thought you shot them to my b*lls...
Jerk:I like your butt are you a girlz!?!?!

*In that moment I decided not to waste anymore time with this thingy*
And he was using those Z's in the end of words so much that I don't remember if they were exatcly in those places

That was kinda odd moment for me lol

Silent Kitty · Apr 16, 2006, 11:26 AM // 11:26

I had this conversation in The Wilds.

Newbie: How far are we in the game here?
Noob: We are over 50% now.
Me: More like 10%, because we have a long long way ahead.
Noob: I already finished this game twice, so I know what I am talking about.
Me: Okay, my highest character just arived in Draknor through the Desert, so maybe I'm mistaken.
Noob: I ran from Ascalon to Draknor, and it is really not such a big part of the game. There is no Desert between Ascalon and Draknor!
Me: You are not supposed to run to Draknor. Follow the storyline, and you'll see this game is much bigger than an Ascalon to Draknor run.
Noob: OMG N00B!!!!!!! My level is higher than yours, and check out my stuff. I know what I am talking about.
Newbie: Teams up with Noob.
Me: Leave party, and ignore the whole incident.

The undead Mesmer · Apr 16, 2006, 11:29 AM // 11:29

Today in the UW i had a funny encounter with a Jerk

I enter the underworld as a SS necro with a 55hp monk lets call him jerky
Jerky rushes in and kills the first ton of aatxes with my help... a ecto drops!
Me: yay a ecto its for me
Jerky: ...
Jerky opens a trade chat with 3k in it
Me: its 50/50
Jerky: mi ni lo ping (or something like that)
Jerky sits down
15 minutes passed (i love annoying people)
Jerky: spams the same message over and over again
I leave....

So far so good atleast i got an ecto
*Drinks some coffee*

GranDeWun · Apr 16, 2006, 02:08 PM // 14:08

"Biggest jerk in GW"...that's about a 1000-way tie! (And I predict this thread will hit some kind of new posting record!)

The undead Mesmer · Apr 16, 2006, 02:10 PM // 14:10

(no it wont)
(the off-topic thread part deux has set the highest mark possible)

thelessa · Apr 16, 2006, 03:31 PM // 15:31

I just had my first jerk! I was doing a Tombs run. On the 2nd lvl we lost out MM (had to leave), then lost a ranger on the 3rd lvl (was disconnected). So we were taking it easy and finially got to the end.

So we start killing the bosses and an Victo's Axe drops for me and Kole's Torment for the monk. And we are having a hard time killing them and some of us die and so we rez and regroup, well needless to say one of the rangers waiting until the items timed out (there is still one boss left to kill) run up takes them and of course leaves! I guess the only way he could get greens was to steal them :/

Oh and btw... that was the first grren the monk had ever had drop for him. Nice eh?