Curse

mYst36 · Apr 08, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43

One time, I was running someone to Beetletun with my War/Monk for tips. So he agrees and I run him there. When we get there, he just leaves. Typical. I wisper him "No tip?" He replies "Heres a tip, ask for a certain amount of gold next time, n00b".

What a jerk.

The Dirrtiest · Apr 08, 2006, 07:07 AM // 07:07

Ive got an interesting one and since its been a LONG day and its like 4 in the morning here we go..
i hate ppl that simpily call u noobs, everybody at some point in time didnt know how to do something and had to be taught(weather friend, group help, or hopefully not experiance..) i remember the first time i did oro, my friend told me what skills to bring but u really dont know til u do it.. so i did it and it was the best group ive even been in for sf, the SS with all the xp in the world said i did a great job and he'd love to do another run..
there was a time when i didnt know how to do fow, and once again had to be taught, but by this time i knew about gwwikis and guru... i hav 2 guild monks help me and start to get a party together, and of course we get some ppl and im leader and hav NO idea what im doing.. so after a minute weve got 2 spots open and i ask pug what i should get cuz ive got no idea? so heres what i hear..
warrior
ranger
barrager
nuker
and i see we've got enough casters and its time for some big boys, so i ask ranger or warrior? followed closly by
Big Dodo head: he said warrior, WTF ever i dont play with noobs peace
i still fell bad about that type of shit to this day and some time ago i remember this incedent..
sf with my monk buddy and SS, we needed a warrior and healer to go and after my buddy announced it at least 50 million ppl wanted in but i got a wisp for a guy saying he had 15k armor and he wanted in, so of course i relay this to PL and he lets noob with droks in and.... we dont even get past 3rd mob and i lose it, screaming and callin gthem noobs and this pretty much ends up being a huge fight that forces me and SS not to talk for like a week and i know him in RL... im not the jerk who spams or does jackass stuff that offends ppl, im the jerk who hates noobs im the guy that cant stand ppl for being idiots yet i want the help when i dont knwo something either.. i try not to ruin the game for other ppl but i do sometimes, and i apologize to everybody that ive offended, but seriously? u dont know y ppl might be jackasses that one time u try to do a mission or farm with them, sure maybe their RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOsmokes all the time but how do u know if their gf just broke up with them that day? got picked on becuz theyre a "mole" any of the other crap that could possibly happen, ya sure u dont hav to care and i see no reason y u should becuz i dont ither, i just thought id bring it up.. and to everybody who expects an MMO to hav friendly helpful mature ppl as its majority of players, idk what kind of drugs ur on but id love for u to share so we can all live in ur little world
thus concludes my inraged rant for the month ty for listening and i hope the grammar wasnt too bad...

Dirrty

Phaern Majes · Apr 08, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14

So this jerk is completely un-related to GW... I was sitting here reading this forum at 3 am (yeah I know you don't need to tell me, get a life, or possibly some sleep). Anyways all of a sudden I hear this running down the hall outside my room. Then I hear this "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnttttt" noise, followed by the door to the stairs being thrown open, and footsteps running down the stairs. Which in turn was followed by the rest of the loud piercing shrills that our fire alarm makes. Kudos to the jerk off that thinks its funny to get drunk and wake people up at 3 am. Sorry it just happened, and I am reading THIS forum.

EDIT: Oh and I'm the 117,735 viewer too.

Digital Starlight · Apr 08, 2006, 08:11 AM // 08:11

Ruins of Surmia mission, I get invited by a Lv20 Necro. Appears I'm the last guy they need, the team is the Necro, a 20 Whammo, me, and some other guy. Whammo is jerk in question btw.

So we proceed normally, with the typical army of fiends/minions tagging along. Naturally, everything dies quite quickly, and I don't really do much. We reach the bonus NPC, and bonus is activated. I've already finished bonus before (but not the mission), and since it's understandable that the 20s played only for the bonus, I decided to follow along. The leader said that if bonus went smooth, he would help finish the mission.

Now, if anyone forgot the bonus for this level, you basically have to follow some ember bearers, taking care to NOT aggro them until they bring you to the bonus area where you kill. Now, the moment bonus activates, and the ember bearers appear, the 20 whammo runs up to them and kills them all.

Necro: ...
Me: lawl
Other guy: ...
Necro: Idiots. <Quits>

That leaves about 20 hostile, high-level bone buddies by the way.

Whammo: Are we doin bonus or not?
Me: wtf?
Whammo: If we aren't doing bonus I'm leavin. <Quits>

I was laughing so much I spilled my can of pepsi on my keyboard.

TurinPT · Apr 09, 2006, 02:03 AM // 02:03

ok so this guy in pre-searing asks, whats secondary should i choose for a Warrior? jerk says Monk, I say Mesmer can be better than Monk some times, then jerk says this:

I lol'd

Divine Heretic · Apr 09, 2006, 09:06 AM // 09:06

Meh.. this might make me the bad guy.. but I have had sooo many bad situations with jerks, pugs/trades/just hanging out in town.. for a few of them I just ask my guildies for help. Nothing better then getting 20+ pms that forces you to go offline/do not disturb.

cainvonlucifer · Apr 09, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50

you wanna know the biggest jerk in the game?

my buddy's best friend was helpin him out in switching iteams to his other account.. my buddy gives him the stuff "wich was 750 ecto [almost everything he had at the time]" next thing he knows his BEST FRIEND put him on ignore and logged out.

Francis Demeules · Apr 09, 2006, 03:03 PM // 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by cainvonlucifer

you wanna know the biggest jerk in the game?

my buddy's best friend was helpin him out in switching iteams to his other account.. my buddy gives him the stuff "wich was 750 ecto [almost everything he had at the time]" next thing he knows his BEST FRIEND put him on ignore and logged out.

Talk about a best friend. Well I prefer trust my friends wich I know and who live near of my home than a "Friend" that you know only in a game. If that "Friend" is known only online, he had lost what he gave it to him/her.

Nkah Sennyt · Apr 09, 2006, 06:21 PM // 18:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis Demeules

Talk about a best friend. Well I prefer trust my friends wich I know and who live near of my home than a "Friend" that you know only in a game. If that "Friend" is known only online, he had lost what he gave it to him/her.

I actually tend to trust online people as much as RL people. I guess I just find the trustworthy ones, most of the time. (;

On topic - not the biggest jerk, but someone in my FoW group yesterday didn't have a key for a rare chest, so I dropped one for him, and another guy picked it up [who had at least 2, since 2 dropped for him from monsters]. I asked him politely to please drop the key, and he replies with "lolz well dat was dumb of u". Needless to say, I wasn't very impressed. His monking wasn't very good, either. >.>

Phaern Majes · Apr 09, 2006, 07:22 PM // 19:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkah Sennyt

On topic - not the biggest jerk, but someone in my FoW group yesterday didn't have a key for a rare chest, so I dropped one for him, and another guy picked it up [who had at least 2, since 2 dropped for him from monsters]. I asked him politely to please drop the key, and he replies with "lolz well dat was dumb of u". Needless to say, I wasn't very impressed. His monking wasn't very good, either. >.>

Thats what trade window is for

Evilsod · Apr 09, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Power to the monks imo. If someone starts been a total red engine you just don't heal them and see how long it takes em to shut up (or leave whichever suits me more)
Works great for those supertanks who tell you not to heal them at the start then 20 seconds in are calling for aid.

Biggest jerk i've found was a B/P ranger in FoW while i was on my monk. He formed the group in the normal fashion. Then after an unlucky spawn from the group to the right which walked into us (we killed em without deaths though) he started to call us noobs. Few more groups and we were obviously not working together all that well atm so he started whining more.

Bit later we killed a few groups then accidently agroed the 4 monks and both patrols round them too (pretty stupid i know). Started insulting us all and left after a couple of minutes. We all held on and eventually ressed, then cleared the rest of the area, the skeletons and the forest flawlessly before the usual PUG leaving took place.

Anyway after calling him a leaver in Whisper he started going on about how awesome he was. Started going on about how B/P teams shouldn't have a trapper in them (this trapper was actually a ranger who brought along Dust Trap to protect casters) so tried to tell me i was now the laughing stock of his guild and ToA for suggesting it. Later on he started going on about how he was rank 5 and his guild was highly ranked (elitist twat) making him great at PvE. Going on about how his guild clears FoW and UW 4 times a day (lmao).

After a long time of him calling me a noob and other random insults while i slowly got more and more patronising towards him he eventually stopped replying. I think it was the comment about how his toys fell out his pram that did it.

Its either him or the guy who i ran from War Camp to Granite Citidel. Was gonna ask him to pay me at the portal. Messed up the first time and gave it another go. Got to the portal, asked him to pay and he refused, so before i could go back into the portal the damn patrol from BEHIND the portal blasted me in the head with Mind Freeze, which is sorta instant death when your a 55monk with 15dp (less health more energy). So he died, ran into Citidel and logged off after i spent the best part of 20minutes helping him.

Nkah Sennyt · Apr 09, 2006, 07:51 PM // 19:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaern Majes

Thats what trade window is for

So I learned, but it shouldn't be necessary. It was still a dickish move. :/

Rue The Day · Apr 09, 2006, 11:44 PM // 23:44

I had my first jerk experience a while back and i was just really shocked by it.

I hired a duel running team for one of the desert missions (don't even remember which one now) and they picked up a few other people as well. I don't normally use runners because i like to do the missions for myself, but i was feeling lazy lol. Well the runners were great and did the job with ease. When it came time to pay up i dished out the money happily, feeling it was worth it, but every other person that was being run, went afk. No responses, nothing.

We waited for a while but still nothing. Since i had paid they went ahead and completed the mission though i told them i understood if they wanted to drop.

I just don't understand that kind of freeloading. The runners were quick and good. I ended up tipping them each an ecto lol they deserved it.

relt · Apr 10, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20

Alright, these are not so much jerks as idiots. I was doing Ice Caves mission (advertised as just mission) with a PUG cause it was early morning and not many guildies were on. So I pull a quick group together (grabed a lvl 16 cause i was feeling nice) and we start out mission. We are doing pretty good, ppl following directions for the most part and we get to the end of fighting part. ill admit, i forgot one thing and almost got a few ppl killed (although it wouldnt have mattered; i healed em pretty quick

) and then i remind everyone not to talk to guy for bonus, x him out on map tell them where to stop, gave them plenty of warning, and a few guys went to talk to him anyway. this made me a little mad, but one guy said he was already infused, just helping a guildy out, so it wouldnt be too bad. well, seeing as i was the only one that remebered how to do the mission, i led and it worked for a little bit. then a few ppl decided, once again, to ignore my wise council and go a different route at a split trail, where they proceded to aggro the mursaat and die while the infused guy and other smart ppl looked on. only too late did we realise that the npc required to finish the mission had followed the idiots... it really wouldnt have made me so mad that we didnt finish it, but that left not much time to do anything else that morning (places to go) and if they had listened to me we would have been fine *takes breath* theres my little rant, enjoy

KurtTheBehemoth · Apr 11, 2006, 07:26 AM // 07:26

Seriously this makes me laugh everytime.

My first character in the game was a W/E. I was really excited about fighting with an axe and casting firestorm at the same time. <<so noobish>>
At around level 13 I realized my error. Around 800 hrs later I had 3 completed characters and started really farming full time. The W/R had been my mule that whole time but was still not at droks. I was tired of having to move the stuff I wanted to sell from that character to my others so I could sell it in droks. Then I got the great idea of creating a new N/Mo and keeping him lvl 1 and running him to droks. His name is Kurt the Somber, he lives in droks, and he's a level 1.

The funny part is what happens everyday without fail. I am selling greens and someone askes to see them. They invite me and I open my trade window placing the items i have for sale in it. The person says nm and closes the window. Then 3 seconds later he/she comments about how I am only a level 1 and what a noob I am. I should be at least a lvl 20 to be in droks. I then say that its my mule, and without fail they say "Stfu Noob!"

How sweet it is!

deadmonkey4u · Apr 11, 2006, 07:38 AM // 07:38

a guildie of mine (now kicked)

This is why:

were about to practice gvg (ladder is locked currently)

Tells me(guild leader): I am rank 8 why can't I play the earth ele. I assure you im better then that guy i brought in hes just a noob that got 80% of his fame from me. (the other guys been playing this spot in gvg several times this is the first ACTUAL time he came in).

Tells the other 2 players a rank 10 and a rank 5: Stream of cusswords, you ebayed your acc, I regret ever introducing you guys to the guild etc.....

Next Day (I already kicked him):

Tells me: I know you kicked me b/c im richer then you (ROFL?)

Tells the others: spam insults/cussing for a few hours. More random comments about how the other 2 iway/ebayed their fame or something.

Kitty · Apr 11, 2006, 09:07 AM // 09:07

God, some people make me so angry!
I got into a b/p team in tombs, and I got into Ts. After I was in 1 minute someone told me to stop it, or he'll kick me. I didn't know what he meant, since I wasn't doing anything, and I told him so, and he kicked me from TS. I asked them in Teamchat what they're problem was, and he just said "RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO off". Someone else them told me "your micro and boxes". Then I was kicked from the team. It seems my micro was too sensitv and they got an echo. But instead of just telling me, so that I could set the voiceactivation higher, they just kicked me, as if I did it on purpose.

Poison Ivy · Apr 11, 2006, 09:09 AM // 09:09

Well...I would've done the same thing Kitty....

Kitty · Apr 11, 2006, 09:21 AM // 09:21

Why? Can't they just tell me, I could have just adjusted it. And I DO have a headset, not boxes.

Silent Kitty · Apr 11, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23

People who echo to much in TS, also seem to repond very slow to warnings. That means that any form of communications goes down for several minutes.
Consider this a lesson, and make sure that it won't happen again. The moderators in TS have a very short fuse, and you were probably completely messing up the whole chat. Every moderator would have kicked you. Don't take it personal.