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Old Sep 19, 2006, 06:04 PM // 18:04   #1
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Default A Most Ironic Weapon

I've actually been looking for one of these, and my daughter had one drop from the Avicara Tengu outside the Troll Cave:



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Shocking Feathered Longbow of Tenguslaying
Lightning dmg: 15-28 (req. 13 Marksmanship)
+18% Damage (versus Tengu)

It just seems... so appropriate. I can imagine my ranger triumphantly plucking a villainous Tengu and adding its feathers to her bow...

Note, BTW, that Tengu are also weak to lightning damage,

And next time I go to Mineral Springs, this bow is going along... my ranger REALLY hates Tengu.

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Old Sep 19, 2006, 06:06 PM // 18:06   #2
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I can't see the ss...
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 06:14 PM // 18:14   #3
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My alltime favorite was getting a Dwarven Axe of Dwarfslaying from a stone summit boss while exploring in the Northern Shiverpeaks.
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #4
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Mountain Troll drops a Longbow of Trollslaying
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 07:30 PM // 19:30   #5
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The giantslayers hammer of giantslaying hammer. Dropped by a giant. Those damned cannibals 0_o
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #6
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When I think ironic, those damned freakish mods always come to mind...I had a purple sheild drop for me with a +24 AND -20 health mod...the give and take of it seemed ironic...

But in terms of the drops and droppers...A deadbow of skeletonslaying dropped by an undead ranger on my way to spank Galraith comes to mind...purple, non-max damage peice of salvagefodder barely worth the wood plank i got out of it.
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 02:25 AM // 02:25   #7
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Heck, I still freak out when I see a Troll using Troll Unguent!

...Soylent Green... It's made of Trolls!
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #8
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+20/-20 Offhand, how pointless X_X
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 03:02 AM // 03:02   #9
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My alltime favorite was getting a Dwarven Axe of Dwarfslaying from a stone summit boss while exploring in the Northern Shiverpeaks.
dont see how thats ironic..you do realise the dwarves were fighting each other
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 03:10 AM // 03:10   #10
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My favorite is the Accursed Staff of Water Magic with the stats...

+10 ene (req 13 Curses)
11-22 damage
Halves recharge time of Healing Prayers
Water Magic +1 (18% of the time)

basically any 3 class staff. I mean I like to pwn with my N/Mo/E as much as the next guy but meh.
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 03:12 AM // 03:12   #11
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I got a Fortitude Axe of Charslaying(or is it Charslaying Axe of Fortitude?) from a Char boss. It suxxored but was worth alot of gold so I sold it.
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #12
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My favorite is the Accursed Staff of Water Magic with the stats...

+10 ene (req 13 Curses)
11-22 damage
Halves recharge time of Healing Prayers
Water Magic +1 (18% of the time)

basically any 3 class staff. I mean I like to pwn with my N/Mo/E as much as the next guy but meh.
Bah, that's nothing.

+10e (req 10 Divine Favor)
11-22 fire damage
17% Halves recharge time of Fastcasting spells
18% Halves cast time of Energy Storage spells
+1 Soul Reaping (19% chance)
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:54 AM // 07:54   #13
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My favorite was a poisonous longbow of skeletonslaying. Absolutely the funniest drop I ever got. Right up there, though, were the many weapons of charrslaying that the charr dropped.
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #14
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I got a Fortitude Axe of Charslaying(or is it Charslaying Axe of Fortitude?) from a Char boss. It suxxored but was worth alot of gold so I sold it.
This doesn't sound possible; both fortitude and charrslaying are axe grips.
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 09:13 AM // 09:13   #15
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at the OP: that's cool man
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #16
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I could just see the OP going out to kill some Tengu with his new bow, then to his surprise find the Tengu shouting "I Will Avenge You!" all of a sudden, lol.

Seriously though, that is a nice bow and would come in handy against the cursed chicken men.
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 01:55 PM // 13:55   #17
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My favorite was a poisonous longbow of skeletonslaying. Absolutely the funniest drop I ever got. Right up there, though, were the many weapons of charrslaying that the charr dropped.
Haha, I can just see my ranger spamming poison arrow on those nasty skeletons with that baby
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 02:34 PM // 14:34   #18
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skeles dont get poison................lol
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 02:47 PM // 14:47   #19
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This doesn't sound possible; both fortitude and charrslaying are axe grips.
*shrug* My main weapons are staffs so I only deal with staff wrappings and staff heads. Though I've never managed to salvage a staff head. *shrug* From what I read on GuildWiki the species modifiers aren't upgrades so it wouldn't be impossible to add a grip of Fortitude.
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Old Sep 20, 2006, 02:57 PM // 14:57   #20
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skeles dont get poison................lol
That's exactly why we were making fun of it...
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