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Old Feb 01, 2008, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #21
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The Ugly Stick
Fiery Dragon Sword of Pruning
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #22
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Not ironic, just over-the-top tautology: I love the undead staffs from the BMP, so I got one for my necro, modded it up for MM and ended up with-

the Hale Undead Death Staff of Death Magic.

I am Kahlindra and I bring you..... DEATH. x3.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:38 PM // 13:38   #23
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"Flame artifact" with inherent +10 armor vs trolls.
You sir, win the thread.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 02:25 PM // 14:25   #24
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lol im gonna get a firey dagger of shelter for this, but...

Its not Irony
its just funny

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The very basic definition of irony has been "an unfunny coincidence," like having your dad be a firefighter and your house burns down. Nowadays it's generally more or less accepted as "funny", but it could get you marked down in Eng 226.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 02:59 PM // 14:59   #25
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hale holy staff of deathmagic

earth staff of fire magic

fire staff of water magic

seen a few of the weird staffs
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 04:02 PM // 16:02   #26
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Well hmm, here's one : Shocking Suntouched Scythe of Scythe mastery
:P. Dont know about ironic but at least it's a long one.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #27
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Poisonous Serpent Axe
Heavy Mammoth Axe

If it were only possible:

Silencing Singing Blade
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 04:52 PM // 16:52   #28
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Furious Furious Daggers?

I'm quite fond of the Bone Idol, being somewhat bone-idle myself ^^
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 04:58 PM // 16:58   #29
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Furious Furious Daggers?
and the famous barbed barbed axe.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 05:00 PM // 17:00   #30
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not really an item name but "you salvaged 8 iron ingots from the wooden shield" made me laugh
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 06:52 PM // 18:52   #31
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Favorite one I have I got as a drop in a UW chest before NF was out.

Flame Artifact w/ +10 armor vs Charr

Guild nicknamed it the Charrtifact.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 09:41 PM // 21:41   #32
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I got one of those Barbed Barbed Axes once...
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #33
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I got one of those Barbed Barbed Axes once...
I have a Barbed Barbed Axe of Axe Mastery.

Redundancy Axe of Redundancy, IMO.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #34
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hale holy staff of deathmagic

earth staff of fire magic

fire staff of water magic

seen a few of the weird staffs
Those are alway funny to find. I think I once got somethign that sounded like : Fire staff of water magic req X earth magic.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #35
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The very basic definition of irony has been "an unfunny coincidence," like having your dad be a firefighter and your house burns down. Nowadays it's generally more or less accepted as "funny", but it could get you marked down in Eng 226.
I'll be sure to point that out to Shakespeare for all the irony he uses in his commedies.

Edit: W00t Grotto Attendant
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 11:11 PM // 23:11   #36
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divine symbol, +9armor vs trolls(inherent)
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 11:19 PM // 23:19   #37
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"Flame artifact" with inherent +10 armor vs trolls.
Oh

My

God

I am laughing so hard xD It's just...would you sell it to me? xD

Lol btw nice one, quite impressive :P
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #38
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I'll be sure to point that out to Shakespeare for all the irony he uses in his commedies.
In what text does he name an incident "ironic?" I haven't found anything yet...

Nope couldn't find anything. Where's he use the term "ironic?"
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #39
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How about a Poisonous Candy Cane XX of Fortitude!
LOL that one wins imo!
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 11:48 PM // 23:48   #40
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"Flame artifact" with inherent +10 armor vs trolls.
LOL, that made me laugh

and i own a heavy giant slayers hammer of giant slaying
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