Curse

FlamingMetroid · Mar 22, 2008, 04:11 AM // 04:11

Anton- "Revenge is a dish best served with cutlery"

Konig Des Todes · Mar 22, 2008, 08:02 AM // 08:02

Palawa Joko: "No, No, No! Mummified flesh on the left! Dried bones on the right! No, your other right! You worthless bits of animated anatomy!"

That is my favorite, but anything said by a necromancer makes me crack up, that means Mad King Thorn, Livia, Olias, Palawa, Master of Whispers, and any others I cannot recall at the moment.

SirSausage · Mar 22, 2008, 10:49 AM // 10:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kusandaa

Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.

Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much...

That's actually Gwen's phrase.
She says: "... and I'm all out of moss root gum"

My favourite is Devona's phrase:
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."

Always have to laugh when I see this.

netniwk · Mar 22, 2008, 10:50 AM // 10:50

Snowman:"that son of a grentch has to pay"

Turtle222 · Mar 22, 2008, 02:18 PM // 14:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan-the-noob

Indeed. Screw the filter imo, lets hear what that monster really wanted to say.

"Shizzle dizzle"

Shadow Kurd · Mar 22, 2008, 04:20 PM // 16:20

Every time Pyre calls Gwen a mouse. Aaaah how much i enjoy that

Eldin · Mar 22, 2008, 06:11 PM // 18:11

Vael's quotes are FTW.

But let's not forget all of Cynn's quotes.

Also love the snowmen, "Son of a Grentch must pay!".

MithranArkanere · Mar 23, 2008, 01:33 AM // 01:33

"I'm going to party like it's 999"
...
Oh wait, that's a quote from Gheed in Diablo II...
Hm... Oh. I know.

Air of Superiority quotes:
- "You're No Match for My Brains!"
- "Knowledge is Power!"
- "Kneel Before Your Master"
- "Is There Anything I Can't Do?"
- And my favourite: "Buwahahaha!"

Fangclaw · Mar 23, 2008, 02:23 AM // 02:23

Pyre : ''...Then I'll turn you to the mouse over here; she likes to hurt Charr...''

Gwen: ''Just give me half a chance'' /shakefist

rolled on the floor

Default Name · Mar 23, 2008, 12:51 PM // 12:51

"Palawa Joko's tongue is sharper than his sword. This I cannot deny."

- Chirah, Bone Palace.

Lalamika · Mar 23, 2008, 04:35 PM // 16:35

Lol, awesome, but my favorite quote of all time has to be aside from the one that started this thread in the first place:

"You godless sons of kappas!" That farmer guy at the beginning of Factions.

Toutatis · Mar 23, 2008, 04:40 PM // 16:40

"Butter up the other side and pan fry me!"
- Oola, at the end of The Elusive Golemancer

I was laughing for hours over that one

RiKio · Mar 23, 2008, 07:28 PM // 19:28

There are no gods.

Pyre Godslayer Fierceshot.

Chilos · Mar 23, 2008, 07:43 PM // 19:43

Welcome to Cantha

Jamei: "Thank you so much for your help. These vile creatures are everywhere. It seems no place is safe. Perhaps with your help, my friend, all that can change."
Brother Mhenlo: "Jamei... it's been too long."
Jamei: "Mhenlo...I came as soon as I heard you were expected. It is so good to see you."
Cynn: "That's Jamei? Mhenlo, he's a GIRL! All those stories about your old friend growing up, and you never told me..."
Brother Mhenlo: "You never asked, Cynn, and I don't see that it matters."
Jamei: "Ah, the stories. There are so many, eh, Mhenlo? I swear, it seems looking back that there was not a day we were apart."
Cynn: "Not a day apart?! Listen lady, he may not be much, but that Monk is mine! Don't even think about it!" (Epic)
Brother Mhenlo: "Now Cynn, calm down..."
Jamei: "Oh, Mhenlo! You got yourself a little girlfriend! How.... sweet."
Cynn: "'Little girl'?! Lady, this 'little girl' will show you big pain if you're not careful...."
Jamei: "Yes, I imagine you give Mhenlo quite a pain...."
Aidan: "Mhenlo has his hands full, doesn't he?"
Devona: "Cynn has an amazing ability to make friends, doesn't she?"
Brother Mhenlo: "Cynn, Jamei, please. We have important matters to deal with and we must work together."
Jamei: "Mhenlo is right. Let us focus on our task. You all came to Cantha to help us fight this plague. We must find Master Togo and learn how you can best aid this effort."
Jamei: "Master Togo awaits us inside the city. Let's go."

BEST. DIALOGUE. EVER!

Lyssa be damned!

Adam of Tyria · Mar 24, 2008, 01:45 AM // 01:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan-the-noob

Indeed. Screw the filter imo, lets hear what that monster really wanted to say.

Oh fishsticks!

Duh.

llsektorll · Mar 24, 2008, 04:38 AM // 04:38

cynn .... shes hot and funny.... two posts above proves it

Shai Lee · Mar 24, 2008, 05:51 AM // 05:51

My absolute favorite (Spiritual Possession):

"You're disgusting, but I love you!"

Olim Chill · Mar 24, 2008, 12:57 PM // 12:57

I relish such gems from the "thinking man's" hench, Stefan:

"How far do you think I can throw this shield?"

"How much do you think my sword weighs?"

"I wonder how long it took to build the wall?"

"What's the longest you've ever gone without a bath? Me? I'd say three weeks."

Default Name · Mar 24, 2008, 01:20 PM // 13:20

"I can smell a two-legged walker from four miles away... eight if it hasn't bathed in a fortnight. I could smell you coming from ten."

- Dirah Traptail

Another Felldspar · Mar 24, 2008, 01:50 PM // 13:50

Dankika to the tree singers in the Eternal Grove mission:

"Can't you sing any faster?!?"