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Old Feb 26, 2008, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #41
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Pinhead as Olias!!!

Seriously... is this not accurate or what?

/signed for Uma Thurman as Jora... identical!!!
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #42
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Samuel L Jackson will play Norgu
No. Koss suits him a LOT better.

"Motherf***ing drakes on a motherf***ing plain!!"

Epic win.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #43
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Ah just do it like beo wolf.... but make sure that hollywood writes the script
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 07:36 PM // 19:36   #44
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I would cast Kristanna Loken (Ex-Terminatrix) as either Jora or Devona.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 08:36 PM // 20:36   #45
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Condoleezza Rice as Melonni

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Old Feb 26, 2008, 08:53 PM // 20:53   #46
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IDK, couldn't think of anything lol
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #47
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Could we get Uwe Boll as director? Sweet!
I can't wait to hear him explain why car chases and nuclear mutants which cause global warming are vital to any movie about Guild Wars.

Norgu: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpap..._affleck_3.jpg
Herta: http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._10a.widec.jpg
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Koss: http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...die-murphy.jpg

Rurik: http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...las.091906.jpg
(Cage is a MUST. No-one can guarantee fail like he can!)

Guaranteed fail == guaranteed tax return for Bolls investors == win!

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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:15 PM // 21:15   #48
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All the Team America charatcters. It would make the story so much funnier.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:25 PM // 21:25   #49
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Chow Yun Fat as Shiro Tagachi.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 10:07 PM // 22:07   #50
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Dang, someone already played the Chuck Norris card I was gonna suggest him for Mehnlo. Without the beard.

Anna Paquin = Gwen
John Rhys Davies = All dwarves (except Kilroy)
John DeLancie (Q from Star Trek) = The Emporer
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #51
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Does Uwe Boll do prequels? If so, I nominate Tom Welling for the lead in "Rurik: The Early Years", with Lindsay Lohan as Althea.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #52
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Adam Sandler OR Jim Carey as the lead, main character!?

Adam Sandler:




Jim Carey:

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Old Feb 27, 2008, 12:02 AM // 00:02   #53
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Ice Cube as Koss

Beyonce Knowles as Melonni

Patrick Stewart as Master Togo

Bruce Willis as Mhenlo

Angelina Jolie as Acolyte Jinn

Reese Witherspoon as Cynn

Brendan Fraiser as Acolyte Sousuke

Damon Wayans as Goren

Marlon Wayans as Norgu

Also Featuring:

Bill Duke as Dunkoro

Ron Jeremy as Little Thom

Morgan Freeman as General Morghan

Chou Yun Fat as Shiro Tagachi

Ewan Mcgregor as Prince Rurik

Brandy Norwood as Varesh Ossa

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Old Feb 27, 2008, 12:50 AM // 00:50   #54
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 01:14 AM // 01:14   #55
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Condoleezza Rice as Melonni
Epic lulz

Jeniffer Love Hewitt as Cynn
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #56
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Are you F'ing kidding Uwe Boll as director?

You've already doomed this thread to shit.
I dunno, it was either Uwe Boll or Peter Jackson, tough choice.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 01:47 AM // 01:47   #57
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I dunno, it was either Uwe Boll or Peter Jackson, tough choice.
I really hope you're not serious...
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 01:48 AM // 01:48   #58
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Gerard Butler as Rurik. Of course I did not use the OTHER picture of him.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 01:53 AM // 01:53   #59
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OMG Roflcopter! Let's just do a "Muppets: Guild Wars" cast...it would be perfect.

Miss Piggy as Danika
Kermit as Mehnlo
Animal as Devona
Sweetums as Koss
Stadler and Waldorf as Zhed and Sousuke
Ralph as Togo
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #60
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Prince Rurik: Karl Urban

Devona: Charlize Theron
Aidan: Viggo Mortensen
Mhenlo: Vin Diesel
Cynn: Rosamund Pike
Eve: Milla Jovovich
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