Curse

vandevere · Jun 06, 2008, 10:33 PM // 22:33

The Heroes I use most are Dunkaro, Olias, and Acolyte Souske. A Healer with Res Chant, a pretty darn good MM, and a Nuker, they help me get the job done. That said, Herta has always been my favorite non-Hero Henchy. Never had any trouble with her.

Alesia, on the other hand...

Vandevere

RavagerOfDreams · Jun 06, 2008, 10:37 PM // 22:37

tbh i hate all heroes and henchmen

wilq · Jun 07, 2008, 12:43 AM // 00:43

I'd just like to thank Lina and other prot hench that throw prot spirit at me when I'm at 70% health and we're out of combat.

Sniper22 · Jun 07, 2008, 12:45 AM // 00:45

Thank you henchmen who stay close together when getting shot at by choking gas.

Holly Herro · Jun 07, 2008, 03:27 AM // 03:27

The only hero I love is Vekk. He is just so darn cute :3

The only henchmen I love is Orion. GOGO FIRESTROM!11!

Kusandaa · Jun 07, 2008, 03:39 AM // 03:39

The only thing I'm thankful for is that they save me from PUGging in some areas, and that time Alesia wanded a jungle skale to death in HM - I was vanquishing The Falls. I wasn't paying attention, got my team killed EXCEPT Alesia, who then wanded the last enemy before resing everyone else. That's the ONLY FREAKING TIME, in nearly 3 years of playing, that I've seen one do something remotely intelligent.

In general, heroes suck, as proved in our Shards of Orr run. MAKE 'EM MOVE OUTTA THE ****ING AOE WITHOUT HUMAN INTERVENTION, please! Not much to ask, YOUR FOES do it...

At least Sousuke's hot and Vekk's got good quotes. And nope, it's not sarcasm.

I also love how Dunk and Tahlk focus on the minions instead of my allies who are at 40% health and less, while Zhed is busy hard-casting MS on Justiciar Thommis.

Innocent · Jun 07, 2008, 04:04 AM // 04:04

Dear H/H,

Thanks for ruining the social aspect of Guild Wars.

Konig Des Todes · Jun 07, 2008, 04:15 AM // 04:15

Tahlkora: For being the only Monk Hero I use.
Morgahn: For somehow making a crappy build be good.
Olias: For making a better MM or MB then I can ever be.
Razah: For the quotes. and good nuking.
MoW: For the Sabway support. And helping me in my Imperial Sanctum runs.
Livia: For the healing. And helping me in my Imperial Sanctum runs.
Pyre: For running a cheesy Beastmaster build *and making it good* and always rezing the henchies when they died. And for being a Charr.

Mhenlo: For being the healer while Tahlkora protects.
Cynn: For burning those mobs to a crisp.
Aiden: For not overaggroing like the warriors.
Talon: For being the best, looking and acting, warrior henchman I've used. Tengu FTW!

To all others not worth mentioning alone: Thanks for saving me from finding PuGs when I don't want to. Especially you heroes.

Side-note: To Warrior Heroes: You don't have to be as idiotic as your henchmen cousins.

blooQkazoo · Jun 07, 2008, 04:23 AM // 04:23

Vekk- Keep using those lovely "Pinky and the Brain" quotes. I will always love thee for it.
Me:"So what are the Destroyers going to do tonight, Vekk?"
Vekk: "The same thing they do every night, bookah...
...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

muHAHA
It gets me every time.

Little Thom- Thanks for staying on target, unlike that over aggroing, wanna-be wammo, Stefan. I like how you're still wearing that coat I got you so many years ago. Shows that you care.

Evaine · Jun 07, 2008, 04:43 AM // 04:43

Olias and Sousuke are standard members of the team of any character I play. Their skill bars change depending on the area, but they’re there and they do a good job. The third slot is interchangeable but most frequently it‘s Vekk - Tahlkora if we’re in an area with only 4 slots on the team.

Last night as I was going through the Ring of Fire and Abaddon’s Mouth missions for the first time, I swear they were leading the way in some parts.

Orion and Claude are old favorites. They always make the trek to visit Galrath. Dunham is cool too. My favorite Monk hench is Khim in Kamadan. I like her quotes.

I do not like Dunkoro, Zhed or Melonni. They’re odious.

Snow Bunny · Jun 07, 2008, 05:20 AM // 05:20

Thank you Masters and Olias for running bitch bars.
Thanks Margrid for having inhuman reflexes and interrupting infuse consecutively.
Sousuke, thanks for being really bad with a Mindblast bar, but pretty decent at dual attune.

Koss - thanks for being a moron
Norgu - you're fat, lose some weight
Zhed - you're retarded, thanks
Melonni, thanks for eating koss' alabama black snake
Tahlkora, thanks for never whining that you never made it onto my teams
Dunkoro, thanks for sucking so badly I got compliments when I wasn't healing
Gwen, Vekk, Kahmu, Jora, Ogden, thanks for not complaining that I didn't use you because you're the most useless pieces of garbage I've ever encountered
Morghan, thanks for totally being an Oscar winning actor who does Chubs pretty well.

Sogolon, thanks for sucking
Alesia, thanks for being a bald woman
Lina, thanks for having protection prayers, unlike Alesia
Mhenlo, thanks for nutting half of the female NPCs in GW
Stefan and Thom, thanks for being flamingly gay, it's sort of nice you two are so perfect together.
Aidan, I can't even say thanks, you're so completely boring it defies me. Thanks for nothing
Zho, thanks for missing an eye, did Koss put it out?

Anonymous Factions Henchmen, thanks for being so terrible I can't remember you
Cynn, thanks for wearing a thong
Orion, thanks for racking up impressive DP every mission
Reyna, thanks for shaking your booty

Anyone I missed, RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO off.

StormDragonZ · Jun 07, 2008, 05:25 AM // 05:25

Heroes:
Koss: For dying on purpose when I needed it the most.
Acolyte Sousuke: For dying on purpose when I needed it the most.
General Morgahn: For being the only hero that listens to me.
Dunkoro: For helping me through Moddok Crevice.

Henchmen:
Talon Silverwing: For bailing out Koss when it was needed.
Danika: For helping me through Raisu Palace.
Sogolon: For just existing. You're my favorite henchmen.