Curse

FlamingMetroid · Jun 05, 2008, 01:14 AM // 01:14

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Originally Posted by ensoriki

close all portals

And make a message when trying to enter one come in as
"Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed"

For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say

"Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds

and change all the music to numa numa

and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions.

But remove all prophecy skills.

Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data.

then make the weekend event loose all items.
Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory.

And make every monster except for the ones at shin je monestary have 9000 hp and attack for 2000 damage nearby aoe that enchant strips on each attack (before damage is factored) and remove weapon spells including all the monsters in pre-searing.

Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession

Do I win?

yes

icanhas12?

Lord Sojar · Jun 05, 2008, 01:16 AM // 01:16

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Originally Posted by Stolen Souls

remove Protective Spirit from the game.

Yes, let's remove a fundamental dynamic of the game, that without it, the game as we know it would cease to be. Yep, this idea would most certainly fit the title.

MMSDome · Jun 05, 2008, 01:18 AM // 01:18

O O O i forgot!

Add a 15% account gold tax. Every day your gold supply decreases by 15%!

Sorn Xarann · Jun 05, 2008, 01:19 AM // 01:19

Make Ursan Strike Deal 20 sec of deepwound at r10 norn.

Gift3d · Jun 05, 2008, 01:25 AM // 01:25

remove ursan
remove consumables
remove traps
remove random arenas
remove team arenas

MisterT69 · Jun 05, 2008, 01:25 AM // 01:25

Ursan in PVP, remove the energy degen. Double the damage of 1 and 2 on the ursan bar, make the 33%speed boost 50% and permanent, make ursan roar instant recharge, and cause KD and weakness, and make all ursan skills 1 sec recharge, and have ursan rage cause 3 sec KD.

DDD. Oh but it doesn't end there. I will create two more modes, super easy, and super hard mode. As the name implies, they are super version of NM and HM

yeaaaaa

GaaaaaH · Jun 05, 2008, 01:27 AM // 01:27

I'd make all skills easily interruptible - G'bye Into Mesmers/Rangers Usefullness

Then everyone would take an IAS for "leet" into skills

edit: and put in the hamsterdance/crazy frog as alternating tracks in all areas AND NO VOLUME CONTROL

-rightuos- · Jun 05, 2008, 01:28 AM // 01:28

Eliminate all res shrines except ones near zones

Add PlayNC coins to online store to purchase all weapons armor or upgrades in game.

Add to Online store for purchase with PlayNC coins a cost to use PVE only skills for "X" amount of minutes.

When WTS, or WTB is used in all chat auto ban takes effect and account banned for 6 hours.

Add to online store PlayNC coin cost of "X" amount to remove 1 hour of ban.

I think that would cause a stir :P

Riceboi · Jun 05, 2008, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Erase all accounts and make everyone start from scratch. Everything is reset to when prophecies first came out. The current nerfs are still in place, but no one has any money, weapons, titles, pets, nothing.

NYC Elite · Jun 05, 2008, 01:37 AM // 01:37

Random rick rolls and pop-ups during any explorable, mission, quest, etc.

Change everyone's weapon skins to candy cane or starter skins.

Remove all titles from the game.

Have stacks and stacks of ecto drop in all outposts every few minutes for a week.

Replace all monsters in all elite areas with lvl 1 mudkips.

Change max damage to all weapons to 0-0.

Change the skins and AL of all armor to that of common starter armor.

Free mini panda, beetle, ghostly, naga, vizu, yeti, oni, gwen, etc. handouts to everyone on their first day birthday.

Ursan is now a PvP skill and all of it's skills instantly kill target foe and all of that foe's party members. While under Ursan Blessing, you gain +10 energy regeneration.

Instead of GvG matches and guild halls there will now be diplomat halls. When guilds are paired up they are placed in a diplomat hall and sit at a round table. Here the guilds discuss how they can work out a truce and resolve their differences in a kind and peaceful manner with a binding contract.

You can now join a party for RA.

Newbie PvP arenas now allow lvl 20's.

Remove all dye and runes from the game.

All monsters in PvE are now lvl 100, have 1,000,000 health, 1000 energy, and run the newly buffed Ursan Blessing.

Roll all characters back to lvl 1.

Remove elite skills from the game.

All skills are now unlinked and require no energy and their effects are very minimal.

When using a signet of capture on a boss, you die instantly, err7, your character is deleted, and GW uninstalls while your computer explodes.

Instead of missions, the game plays rick rolls for an hour.

Consumable use results in an effect similar to the use of signet of captures.

Game dead. What do I win?

Pandora1 · Jun 05, 2008, 01:41 AM // 01:41

Better Armor (Including lowering down the prices).
No more retarded quests. Create more complex quests that would involve time and teamship.
Better Faces, jesus christ. My grandma looks hotter than that!
Make it so males won't have freaking huge necks!
The ability to buy Special Events items from a merchant (will clost a bit though)
improve the economy (include a more better trading system and ad system).
Rangers will be called Archers
Ele's will be called Druids
Dervishes to Darvishes
All dervish armor will cover eyes (because it looks cool like that).
Will delete the whole Factions campaign and move it to a different land, better storyline, and better classes.
Add Scarves!
Make it so assassins won't look so scrawny and asian.
Remove protective spirit.
add dragons to the game
Change 'Guild Wars' to a different name, because it's more like GW is like "Farming Wars" then A Pvp bases game.
No more pre searing, cuz thats retarded as well.
More better hair styles.
More weapons
add 40 more sets of armor to each class.
Plantinum will be now refered as silver.

Well. lol. thats my opinions.

Riceboi · Jun 05, 2008, 01:41 AM // 01:41

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Originally Posted by NYC Elite

When using a signet of capture on a boss, you die instantly, err7, your character is deleted, and GW uninstalls while your computer explodes.

Game dead. What do I win?

HAHHHAHAHA, game dead? More like person dead!

NYC Elite · Jun 05, 2008, 01:45 AM // 01:45

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Originally Posted by Riceboi

HAHHHAHAHA, game dead? More like person dead!

BREAKING NEWS: Computer role-playing game Guild Wars leaves millions dead. More on this story tonight at 11.

yeah_hi · Jun 05, 2008, 01:45 AM // 01:45

No Regular or Hard modes - just Hardcore mode - When you die, you can never play that character again.

In addition: Make all towns open PvP.

DarkNecrid · Jun 05, 2008, 01:46 AM // 01:46

i would make every spell have a 0s recharge, a 0s activation time, and cost no energy.

Spam that shit.

Pandora1 · Jun 05, 2008, 01:47 AM // 01:47

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Originally Posted by yeah_hi

In addition: Make all towns open PvP.

Hehe, pre searing, lvl1's fighting to death.

NYC Elite · Jun 05, 2008, 01:54 AM // 01:54

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Originally Posted by Pandora1

Hehe, pre searing, lvl1's fighting to death.

ROFL then a mob of LDoA's run in and slaughter them all.

Gwmaster · Jun 05, 2008, 01:56 AM // 01:56

there is a 50% chance to get 3 stacks of ecto drop from monsters...
"-added new environment effects, player that walk in rocky/snowy terrains have a chance to fall now, when a player falls he may suffer from cripple, deepwound or bleeding,"
"-decreased shadow form duration from to 10 seconds"
"-protective spirit is a monster skill now"
"-FoW armor means nothing now, so everyone has one for free when starting a character"(sarcasm)
-added new dance effects
"-now, when assassins do the robot dance, they gain 1000 armor and backfires damage back to enemies"
"-when an male elementalist dances, party member get their mind blown, which causes bleeding and deep wound"
"-mesmers loose 1000 armor and virility while dancing"
weapon updates
"-Ball hammers now add +20 to balls, which is great for warrior/monks"
"-storm bows now have a chance to kill players and party members when entering in contact with water"
"-candy cane weapons and all sugar items now have an expiration date"
"-if players drink too much alcohol in towns, town guardians may spawn and ban them for 2 days"

-added a new dungeon to the guildwars prophecies.

Gwmaster's Inferno

new challenges await players entering this dungeon,new items, such as The Gmaster's blade, which kills every foe in the radar zone everytime your character blinks his eyes.
New epic boss to defeat, the Gwmaster, when facing him watch for female characters, since he may charm them make them their sexy slaves of hell.
-When fighting him, male characters cant gain morale from items or foes,they loose all virility and become female characters...
-if you die or become a female character, that character belongs to the gwmaster and looses all items, player must then start a new character.

Skye Marin · Jun 05, 2008, 01:58 AM // 01:58

Make the mission automatically fail as soon as a req 9 Eternal Blade is dropped for a player.

Oh, wait...

KamikazeChicken · Jun 05, 2008, 02:02 AM // 02:02

Ban everybody from the game. You'd get all kinds of amusement from the forums then.