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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jun 2008
Guild: Social Welfare Agency (Special Ops)
Profession: R/
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Rico and the Idiot Button
Hey. I had some fun last night and I wanted to share it with you. ^_^
I was bored with a couple hours to kill, so I took my Monk into a random HoS group. Turns out we had this anal-retentive Ursan Warrior in our party. You know, the kind who thinks he knows everything about everything and that everyone else is a n00b?  So right off the bat he starts pissing me off. I was protting, since after that rep point weekend I'm sick to the death of HB. We found ourselves a patch of... those Wisp things, the glowy blue ones with the scythes. I cast Aegis, and since he's the primary tank, I went ahead and threw Spirit Bond on him just in case. It never had to trigger, since Aegis took care of it. And so he goes--get this, he goes, "That was like the worst SB ever." Is this guy for real? Rico thinks, staring at the perfect red bars. So, naturally, I threw SB on him again for no reason. Two-second recharge! SB. I let him walk away..... and then: more SB. Idiot: dont waste your energy >_> Rico: My Energy is 60 of 60! Rico: I'm using Spirit Bond on Idiot! So basically I decided to use SB on him whenever he was being stupid. Idiot: healers heal?? Rico: I'm using Spirit Bond on Idiot! Idiot: THIS WAY, ogm n00bs Rico: I'm using Spirit Bond on Idiot! Other Monk: My Energy is 12 of 55! Idiot: ...u burn thru energy too quickly EDITOR'S NOTE! Yes. He actually said this. This is for real. Rico: Hey! Don't make me SB you again. You know I will! Idiot: when I monk, I know how to make 30 energy last Rico: I'm using Spirit Bond on Idiot! Rico: I'm using Spirit Bond on Idiot! Rico: My Energy is 60 of 60! Rico: I'm using Spirit Bond on Idiot! Rico: I'MMA BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU UNDERSTANDS! So in closing, I leave you this XKCD comic, and hopefully I've planted seeds of the Idiot Button in all of you. Cheers. ~Rico |
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Jun 24, 2008, 02:56 PM // 14:56
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: England
Guild: The Khaotic Empire (TKE)
Profession: Me/Mo
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Lol! You should have taken Unyielding Aura though... that's so much fun when people don't appreciate my monk... :P.
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Jun 24, 2008, 02:56 PM // 14:56
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Mancland, British Empire
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Guild Wars, Guild Wars never changes.
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:08 PM // 15:08
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Marquette MI
Guild: Elite Lan Gamer
Profession: E/Me
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I'll bet you were in NM, also.
I always ask them if they forgot to take their meds. You could have ignored him until he rage quit. Best revenge: Let him die. Don't rez. At least he didn't use the term "nub" which I hate. Usually "nub" is the size of the persons brain who is using the term, slightly larger than a pea. Last edited by Raku Clayman; Jun 24, 2008 at 03:12 PM // 15:12.. |
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:09 PM // 15:09
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: ★☆٭Ńēŵ~ŶờЯК٭☆★
Guild: The Benecia Renovatio [RenO]
Profession: Mo/Me
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guildwars is seriours business.
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:15 PM // 15:15
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Guild: None but Fools [nuts]
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Another player who feels the need to show why he is better than others.
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:22 PM // 15:22
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: New York
Profession: W/R
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I like joining a group to do NM Destruction's Depths and people telling me how stupid I am to think the Disc of Chaos isn't the last boss.
I like joining a group to do the final mission in Nightfall in NM and people telling me the Monoliths are not important. I noticed more people are jerks in Normal Mode than Hard Mode. Is it to say the easier something is, the more you can be a jerk about it? |
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:22 PM // 15:22
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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oh i love you comic
 bookmarked your page too lol its things like this that boost your creativity!
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:25 PM // 15:25
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2007
Profession: E/
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[unyielding aura] is your friend in this case
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:29 PM // 15:29
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Emo Goth Italics
Join Date: Sep 2006
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This is where I say "wut?"
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:32 PM // 15:32
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Sep 2007
Guild: Trinity of the Ascended [ToA]
Profession: A/
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That's too bad. I had a really good Monk that I did Duncan with yesterday and everyone was really grateful and told him how great of a job he did.
Still, good job plugging the nub. |
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:34 PM // 15:34
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Europe
Guild: The German Order [GER]
Profession: N/
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:43 PM // 15:43
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Grand Court of Selket/Sebelkeh
Guild: What If You Had An Outpost Named After You [slkt]
Profession: W/
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60 energy, lolwtf. Also third person, you're cool. |
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:49 PM // 15:49
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Guild: Gwen Has A Thing For [Pyre]
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Lol nice...I've done things like that while monking c:
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:55 PM // 15:55
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Feb 2008
Guild: Aura
Profession: Mo/R
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There are tons of idots once i got 4 pugs for oolas lab HM and a monk was complaining about there being only one ursan. This was the type of guy who had gotten everything done by HB'ing for ursans. Now this idiot decided to take his annoyance out on me the team leader saying that we need ursans not a stupid ele with one attack skill. I say "Dude in a searing flames build SF only needs to be your only attack skill" Then when all the other dudes agreed with me he started shouting suck my ....well i will leave it to ur imagination.
Anyway my point is there are 100s of bastard noobs and if he/she is used to ursanwaying then he/she 'is' a noob and i suggest you always point it out  and xD comic btw "It's easier to be an asshole to words than to people." <<<true |
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:56 PM // 15:56
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Guild: No Goats No Glory [BAAA]
Profession: Me/
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Jun 24, 2008, 04:24 PM // 16:24
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: By the Luxon Scavenger
Guild: The Mentalists [THPK]
Profession: N/
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I like the comic
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Jun 24, 2008, 04:32 PM // 16:32
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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Jun 24, 2008, 05:23 PM // 17:23
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2006
Profession: A/
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How did you keep 60 energy after using SB twice o.O
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Jun 24, 2008, 05:24 PM // 17:24
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Feb 2006
Profession: W/
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