May 06, 2008, 07:27 PM // 19:27
|
#461
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2007
Profession: E/
|
someone in my guild singing YMCA
oh wait that was me
|
|
|
May 07, 2008, 01:09 AM // 01:09
|
#462
|
Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Profession: R/
|
Where to start lol i've had so many moments where i just sit at my keyboard and think "WTF!" to myself...heres the best one i remember.
Player X: "What armour is that"
Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set"
Player X: "Whats EOTN?"
Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it"
Player X: "How do i find the wiki"
Me: "on the internet, heard of google?"
Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?"
Me: *facepalm*
|
|
|
May 07, 2008, 08:50 PM // 20:50
|
#463
|
Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Canada
Guild: Guildless QQ
Profession: W/
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferret Deathsquad
This guy name Steve plotting to kill me and this guy named weasel. oh yeah he is from Canada too.
|
And i shall not fail!
Watch out for my next plan...mwhahahHAHAHAHhahahaha
|
|
|
May 08, 2008, 08:50 AM // 08:50
|
#464
|
Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2007
Guild: GameAmp Guides [AMP]
Profession: E/
|
I found myself in one of the lesser-used districts of Kamadan last night, and was reminded that the use of abbreviations isn't always appropriate...
Newbie: "Help my, new necro paragon. Where is sunspear skills guy and what skills i get?"
Me: "He's in the south-west corner by the dye seller. You can get Necrosis and TNTF."
Newbie: "What is TNTF?"
Random interjector: "Try Not To Fart!"
|
|
|
May 08, 2008, 04:44 PM // 16:44
|
#465
|
Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Boston, Mass
Profession: W/Rt
|
Its ok Steve, you had your chance to get Weasel and I last night while doing some ABing. You missed you chance. Its ok I got a hockey stick with your name on it. ::smirk::
|
|
|
May 08, 2008, 04:47 PM // 16:47
|
#466
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: May 2008
Guild: The Outspoken [TO]
Profession: W/N
|
*head/desk*
|
|
|
May 08, 2008, 04:47 PM // 16:47
|
#467
|
Desert Nomad
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: [SNOW]
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker
someone in my guild singing YMCA
oh wait that was me
|
It's not funny if you post something that you have said, it's like laughing at your own jokes.
It's Lame.
|
|
|
May 08, 2008, 05:38 PM // 17:38
|
#468
|
Site Contributor
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Usa
Guild: TKC
Profession: N/
|
In DOA "Where do I cap vent?"
|
|
|
May 12, 2008, 08:01 PM // 20:01
|
#469
|
Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: America
|
Was in lvl 10 ascalon arenas (bored)...my teammate breaks the silence after like our 20th win:
"can you get to hall of heroes from here?"
|
|
|
May 12, 2008, 08:09 PM // 20:09
|
#470
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2007
Profession: E/
|
someone on GC: women always complain! you can f*ck a woman with a diamond d*ck and let her come ten times! she'll still complain!
|
|
|
May 12, 2008, 10:26 PM // 22:26
|
#471
|
Jungle Guide
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: America.....got a problem with that?
Guild: [Lite]
Profession: W/
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker
someone on GC: women always complain! you can f*ck a woman with a diamond d*ck and let her come ten times! she'll still complain!
|
QFT
i got another weird thing to post
one of my guildies was talking about alliance battles, and he's a new guy.
him- WTF, some guy just owned me
me- who?
him- idk, but i want to get the skill he used, where can i cap base defense?
|
|
|
May 12, 2008, 10:37 PM // 22:37
|
#472
|
Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...
Guild: Dark Alley [dR]
|
I hate to bump this, but i have still not found a higher level of stupidity that I've come across yet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yichi
This would probably get my vote. Also would get my vote for the most fail as well. (note: its the reddish/pink colored bar)
|
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 01:27 AM // 01:27
|
#473
|
Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Canada
Guild: Guildless QQ
Profession: W/
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex the Great
QFT
i got another weird thing to post
one of my guildies was talking about alliance battles, and he's a new guy.
him- WTF, some guy just owned me
me- who?
him- idk, but i want to get the skill he used, where can i cap base defense?
|
Oh wow, is that proving that most noobs are in AB?
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 02:58 AM // 02:58
|
#474
|
Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Profession: E/Rt
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yichi
I hate to bump this, but i have still not found a higher level of stupidity that I've come across yet.
|
It's a wtf moment, but I wouldn't call it a higher level of stupidity. How do you know they hadn't just gotten into the game not long before that or they could have just thought you were having a wtf moment and not totally understood.
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 03:34 AM // 03:34
|
#475
|
Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Currently residing in ToA dis 1
Profession: Mo/
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheif Tapinthat
*head/desk*
|
wow...just....wow....
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 08:06 AM // 08:06
|
#476
|
Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2006
Location: USA
Guild: Team Asshat [Hat]
Profession: Mo/E
|
"joy Stroke, Very Disfavor!"
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 12:22 PM // 12:22
|
#477
|
Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Germany
Guild: [金金金金]
Profession: Me/W
|
My main char is I Dr Pepper I and some months ago I received a whisper with "Hey. Do you like Dr Pepper or why the name?". Actually I took the time to explain, that an old guild of mine was named No Candy For You and that some of us wanted another "tasty" name so we formed Soda Pops and used names like I Coke I, I Pepsi I and my I Dr Pepper I. I have no clue what came into his mind but he started insulting me with "COKE IS WAY BETTER SON OF A B***" and "F*** YOU DR PEPPER LOVER" for about 20 minutes without a single response from my side. He became the first person ever on my GW ignore list. I still don't get what turned the normal convo into an insult spam.
Another one:
Someone was spamming that he sells GW keys for 100k. I whispered him that it is pretty cheap for a scam and that he can count on some reports.
10 minutes later I got the following whisper.
"Aaron man change your status to offline after they pay and wait 30 mins."
Me: "You should seriously watch your whispers...reported with screenshot btw."
Him: "F*** YOU!"
Me: "yw" Player XXX is not online. <- mkay
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 12:27 PM // 12:27
|
#478
|
Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Huddersfield, UK
Guild: TOL (Temple Of Love)
Profession: R/
|
A guildie once posted "1" in the guild chat by mistake when we were starting a mission. Easy mistake, we all had a laugh posting silly numbers, blah blah blah.
We all calmed down, I asked: Rdy?
He replied "1" in the Guild chat again.
My response in the guild chat was
/fai;
Oh the irony.
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 12:29 PM // 12:29
|
#479
|
Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Germany
Guild: [金金金金]
Profession: Me/W
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himm_Taeguk
A guildie once posted "1" in the guild chat by mistake when we were starting a mission. Easy mistake, we all had a laugh posting silly numbers, blah blah blah.
We all calmed down, I asked: Rdy?
He replied "1" in the Guild chat again.
My response in the guild chat was
/fai;
Oh the irony.
|
Hah that happened to me min 100 times since I tend to chat with my guild/ally while forming groups.
I found an easy counter though. I am guildless now
|
|
|
May 13, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35
|
#480
|
Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Québec
Guild: Legacy of Angels [Halo]
Profession: E/
|
This happened just the other day...
*Random warrior walks up to me*
him (local chat): I love you Alexis (character name)
me: Who are you?
him: want to be my girlfriend?
me: Sure
him: are you actually a girl?
me: nope
*he leaves.. silence in local chat*
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 09:21 AM // 09:21.
|