Curse

7hir7een · Feb 17, 2008, 11:55 PM // 23:55

Random warrior stands in front of my elementalist.
"How much?"

Oh then there was a giant argument in Shing Jea about me refusing to be some guy's online girlfriend because *gasp* I have a boyfriend, and don't date people that I have no idea who they are. Well... he and his friend proceed to complain and curse at me on and off for at least a good half hour to an hour. Should have just lied and told them both I was a guy /facepalm

jiggles · Feb 18, 2008, 12:18 AM // 00:18

standing in toa buying shards, all of a sudden a big wammo was standing right infront of me i didnt think anything of it, next thing i know he /beg right into me then mapped away without saying a word.

quite confusing ^^.

Esprit · Feb 18, 2008, 12:39 AM // 00:39

Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways

Gogo wrong chat.

Cats · Feb 18, 2008, 01:49 AM // 01:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhell153

Guy: (whisper) Dude can you give me 200k?
Me: (whisper) can you give me 201k?
Guy: Ok
(He logged off immediately afterward and did not pm me again)

Heh, reminds me of when I decided to play a prank on a guy repeatedly spamming this in an AB outpost:

"Guild Name | 400k Faction | VERY Helpful! | Guild Hall | Cool Cape | etc"

So I act like a noob in local chat, "Will you give me 50k?"

The guy whispers me "Why?"

I whisper in reply "You just advertised yourself to be VERY Helpful, and I'm poor."

He goes "...." and stops spamming lol.

Zahr Dalsk · Feb 18, 2008, 05:33 AM // 05:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eldin

Not only is it immature and sad, but it's not good pricing either.

"will take off my boots for 1k"
"will take off my leggings for another 1k"
"will take off gloves for 2k (wtf? arm fetish?)"
"will take off chest for 5k"

I'd just make a PvP char or go to Shing Jea.

I'd pay 1k to keep the boots on. Kinky.

kerpall · Feb 18, 2008, 06:29 AM // 06:29

in Kamadan, while selling items. i get this pm

"I'm going to beat the shit outta your dog"

me - "why?"

"Because you kicked my dog"

me - "huh?"

then i got it. He / she was referring to that prank phone call (just google my forum name, i'm too lazy to explain it to you)

RedNova88 · Feb 18, 2008, 06:41 AM // 06:41

Hermos · Feb 18, 2008, 08:07 AM // 08:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esprit

Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways

Gogo wrong chat.

That's freaking epic.

Kiragi Yagami · Feb 18, 2008, 03:42 PM // 15:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esprit

Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways

Gogo wrong chat.

/winthread.

i love seeing people do that. i once saw someone say (into alliance chat mind you) that his guildies were a bunch of "40 year old basement virgins that have never gotten any action apart from their hand". he then followed with a "lol srry guys w/c"

izzywish · Feb 18, 2008, 05:38 PM // 17:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowmere

not really intended as strange, but a rather amusing typo the group's monk made

LMAO, that is an all time great typo!

itsvictor · Feb 18, 2008, 05:43 PM // 17:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esprit

Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways

Gogo wrong chat.

EPIC ROLFCOPTER XD!!!

At the time of the incident I had no idea what it meant so

Random: "Soz I herd yu liek Mudkipz"
Me: I wub Pokemans <3!

then he said rofl o-o...

R.Shayne · Feb 18, 2008, 06:38 PM // 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esprit

Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways

Gogo wrong chat.

Best laugh I have had had all week. Thanks for posting that.

Zahr Dalsk · Feb 18, 2008, 07:15 PM // 19:15

I do that stuff to random PUGs and people in whisper :P

Pleikki · Feb 18, 2008, 07:27 PM // 19:27

I just logged in one day one Someone whispered me "im not selling you anything because you got Fow armors" I was like WTF who is he and what am i buying?

-Pluto- · Feb 20, 2008, 04:29 AM // 04:29

This, naturally, left me in stunned silence.

Personette · Feb 20, 2008, 04:39 AM // 04:39

I was reading this thread and its many, many tales of random sexual advances, and I was thinking, "This has got to be a joke, this has never happened to me, how can it be happening to everybody else all the time? I don't buy it."

An hour later, I'm standing by the Xunlai in Beetletun and I get a whisper..."You're hott."

I guess I was wrong. I almost posted this in that thread about getting owned by yourself, because really, what was I thinking? Of course random people make random sexual advances all the time. They do it in real life too, only here there's no risk of getting laughed out of the room...

Shakti · Feb 20, 2008, 05:09 AM // 05:09

So I'm standing in Salhala today and I get this PM"

"So babe when I get there I'll give you a foot rub, I'm sure they're sore by now"

Here's me, thinking I pulled a weirdness magnet and got some foot fetish freak.

So I send "Ummm.....excuse me?" <-----meanwhile thinking who the #$@! are you?????

He sends back "OMFG I'M SO SORRY!!! I thought you were my girlfriend"

me: "Not to my knowledge. If I were, my husband would be very annoyed."<--now this is getting kinda funny

him "I'm so embarrassed ... please don't tell my gf!"

Now HOW would I do that?

me: "OK just be careful in the future who you offer massages to ok?"

him" OK! I'm really sorry!"

he proceeded to apologize like 5 times after that too......weird.

kar916 · Mar 03, 2008, 03:51 AM // 03:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snow Bunny

I have lots...

When will these people figure out that I'm 20, male, and not gay?

when u stop naming your characters "bunny"

Musei Karasu · Mar 03, 2008, 04:22 AM // 04:22

Oh I spend way too much time in Kamadan AD1.

So I'm sitting in Kamadan selling random crap, and I see someone spamming, "WTB 1k". So I'm thinking he's got to be kidding, so I PMed him and said "ok, I've got 1k, sell it to you for 1.5k". Strangely enough the guy opened a trade window. O.o Had to explain to him why it was bad for him to do deals such as that one.

I see a lot of WTB 15^50(or another inscription) mod for dagger(or some other weapon). I always seem to have 15^50's on me, so I usually just PM them with a price and do the deal, but this one guy must have been crazy. He puts the cash up in the window, then when I put the inscription in he cancels. Tells me he's got the inscription already, but wants the dagger handle version. /facepalm Some people...

blue.rellik · Mar 03, 2008, 04:46 AM // 04:46