Curse

Kanyatta · Aug 03, 2008, 04:42 PM // 16:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kain Fz

He said that I should not run and fight him like a man

And this leads into my funniest moment, or rather, moments.

Me and a friend have taken to doing AB recently, and we're getting tired of everyone yelling "HAVE YOU NO HONOR!! FIGHT LIKE THE TRUE WARRIOR YOU ARE!" when there's clearly 12 of them capping that shrine, I'm not going to stick around. Or people asking to 1v1 me with their dervish while I'm running a shutdown mesmer or something like that. So, anyway, we've taken to running 2 instagib sins and just picking 1 target and basically corpse camping him/her all game, then whenever anyone runs away, we spam in all chat "WHERE IS YOUR VALOR!!!" etc. Offers for some pretty fun times when people take us seriously.

-Makai- · Aug 03, 2008, 04:47 PM // 16:47

My funniest moment in GW comes from one of my first RA encounters. I set my Mesmer up with a typical Domination bar + Arcane Thievery and Larceny for humor value. Anyhow, the opposing party had an IW Mesmer who made it her goal to slay me. So, I use Arcane Larceny, randomly steal Shatter Enchantment from her, then break her IW. She obviously didn't notice what was happening until the 10x Empathy killed her off.

fowlero · Aug 03, 2008, 05:42 PM // 17:42

I was in RA and i couldn't figure out why our warrior kept insta-dying every now and again, even more frustrating considering i was monking.

Realised in the 2nd match that our mesmer was carrying vengeance.

Made me chuckle a bit, thing is the mesmer knew what he was doing too and we scraped 10 wins =).

Jay0 · Aug 03, 2008, 05:57 PM // 17:57

I was in ToA awaiting to go into FoW, I was typing something quite long adn it must have contained C and a few Spaces as the next thing I know I'm running into the first group on the right, so rather than die and get ressed, I panic and pull back to my guild team hoping to be saved, only to get us with the NPC wiped lol

Kwisatz_Haderach · Aug 03, 2008, 06:28 PM // 18:28

Pretty much Any match i n RA i could go as my funniest moment in GW, but the one I have to say takes cake is last weekend in TA, I nailed a smite monk's reversal and he called me a HAXOR because I nailed his instacast.

chfanfiction · Aug 03, 2008, 07:05 PM // 19:05

Someone do me a favor- go to AB using a squishy caster and Shadow Meld. Use it at the beginning, inside your base. Then when a sin tries to pin you, disappear and tell us what he says.

Commander Ryker · Aug 04, 2008, 01:46 AM // 01:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xunlai Guru Agent

Halloween 2005 .

Agreed. That was the best.

Chicken of the Seas · Aug 07, 2008, 08:43 PM // 20:43

Great glitch I found in Vasburg Armory...just had to fraps it and join in on the fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W70knEjiN4

wtfisgoingon · Aug 07, 2008, 11:15 PM // 23:15

When I was in Random Arena Dis 1, entering battle. All of a sudden some random white dude was yelling out "[KKK]Recruiting all people who believe in white supremacy. Must hate nig.ers, at least killed 3 of them."
I was laughing my ass off literally.

Another time in RA during a match, another random white dude had the character named "White Power" and he was a W/Mo with the invincy build that cant kill anything but stay alive.
He was saying "OO WHITE POWER FO LIFE" "NOBODY CAN OWN A WHITE WARRIROR" "AHAHAH NUB SIN POKING ME WITH YOUR NUB CHOP STICKS" "HAHAHAH I OWN PWN YOU" "CANT PWN ME NUBS" The battle went on for over an hour (before the arena changes).

Kusandaa · Aug 12, 2008, 02:37 AM // 02:37

Two guildies and I were on Ventrilo as we were doing a DoA farm run. Out of nowhere, one starts talking about "sparkles", and the other does the same... only using a very thick lisp (they like making fun of me using a lisp, even though I don't have it). We just cracked up, and totally lost it by the last room, first pulls. By the middle I had to run to the bathroom; when I came back I was literally rolling on the floor as I heard them talking about snakes and spikes, which reminded me of "sparkles" for some reason... I was crying in laughter and got killed a couple times because I wasn't paying attention to my enchantments, and they'd ROFL each time I'd get killed...

Amazing on how a guy can laugh at the stupidest thing ever... "sparkles"...

imnotyourmother · Aug 12, 2008, 02:33 PM // 14:33

Last night while farming ales in presearing. I asked if anyone would like to join me as it is faster to get ales with two people than with one.

I got a response form a lvl 12 and they said that I was only lvl 11 and not strong enough to do the job. I was like?

I just jumped on to my lvl 17 War and said is this lvl high enough. They said How did you do that? I said farming ales. LOL

Pleikki · Aug 12, 2008, 03:19 PM // 15:19

The day i remaked my main character.. ...

Azza · Aug 12, 2008, 03:45 PM // 15:45

My funniest moment was, arguing with my son Ursan was fair, and he was arguing back its to over powered, showed me a hero/hero UW run(me and him ursan), i seen how over powered it was, anyway an hour or 2 passes, i hear him bitching like QQ'er, i ask whats wrong, he turns and said "i forgot to take Ursan off when i vanquished rotscale"
i said "so what"
he reply's "it's taken the honor away from it"
ive never laughed so hard....

the thing that makes this so funny is he is a Muay Thai fighter yet such a game nerd at the same time

TAZTG · Aug 12, 2008, 04:10 PM // 16:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryFox

Funniest time playing was killing my 3 best friends by accident after using the Catapult near Siegemaster Lormar in the Fort Ranik mission.

http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Fort_Ranik_%28Mission%29

They saw the charr and charged in while I pulled the trigger.

All I herd for the next 10 minutes was WTF! was that!

Ah the early days of GW... good memories when everything was new and refreshing, and people played nice in PvP and PvE.

Everyone was a noob then

It was great.

Same place little different scenario. I was helping a new Guildie through the missions and he was new to GW as well. When you first give the guy all the parts to fix the catapult there is a group of Char right down below. I told him we don't have to fight that group but I suppose he heard we had to fight, so his Warrior butt ran down right about the time I pulled the trigger. I laughed so hard I fell out the chair..

Needless to say we both had a good laugh..

alen · Aug 12, 2008, 09:00 PM // 21:00

When our monk gets shame during gvg he allways says "shame on me" :P

I lol everytime.

mllepandora · Aug 12, 2008, 11:13 PM // 23:13

Oh, I agree with most people in this thread. My most memorable moments could all be classified as "noob" moments, but that's the best part!

When my guild of reprobates started playing GW a year or so ago, (We'd all bought Prophecies, Pre HM, Pre EoTN and all) and got to Beacon's Perch, (a HUGE deal to all of us month old players), we all said...something like...

"What is this place they call Droks and what does one do there?"

My guildie's brother, who'd had played GW for some time at that point, dutifully informed us that Max armor is available at that outpost, and offered to help us get there.

So, we formed up our party and walked out the door, shiny level 12 or so, ready for action!

Needless to say, the trip...went down in our guild history. Our mesmer hadn't quite figured out that he doesn't have the AC of a warrior, I was specced with some horrible E/Ranger build, (boy I really knew nothing then..), our ranger had no concept of an interrupt or condition spreading, and the necro, well, at least he used blood magic.

Rounding out our party? 2 henchmen (including the healer) from Beacons (level 10) and the lone level 20 warrior, who probably felt he was herding headless chickens the entire way!

It took forever. But we finally stumbled into Droks, broken and bleeding, hours later. And we laugh about it still.

(We're much much much better players now....the previously aforementioned necro, practically soloed Cyndr the Mountain Heart the last time we were there....)

Squishy ftw · Aug 13, 2008, 07:36 AM // 07:36

Running 1 warrior, 3 monk teams in AB and blowing 2 to even all 3 teams up.

I always get great lolz out of this and the usual replies in all chat.

Keero89 · Aug 13, 2008, 07:49 AM // 07:49

Funniest? Me going Wammo the first time I played and actually thinking it worked good. Any Paladin in GW fails, hard.

That and the... second mission in Tyria with the Catapult switches, well my team got wiped, and I was facing a Boss and two henchy casters. My Mesmer hid behind a rock I think and slowly but surely took them down all while interrupting every attack and throwing Empathy/Backfire on them. I felt like a hero because they're wanding didn't hit me. Then I got mad at my teammates for grabbing so many adds.

Aribeth Tilmeran · Aug 13, 2008, 09:33 AM // 09:33

ohhhh, has to be being attacked in AB by 2 warriors and sin and letting them kill there Noob arses. Arcane Echo, SS on one warrior SS on another, Insideous parisite on the Sin, hexors vigour on me and sit back covering my spells with Parasitic Bond HA HA HA HA.

Oh and getting the best of a touch ranger bragging that no-one could kill him, satisfying

distilledwill · Aug 13, 2008, 09:44 AM // 09:44

Most of my funniest moments happened in AB, but this is my fave:

Keeping a whole enemy team occupied running around and around the rock to the left of the Kurzick side res shrine on Saltspray. I just kept pinning down the only one of them with a speed boost, maintained poison on all 4 and just natural strided around and around. None of them realised if they went the other way around they might catch me and I'd have to run off and get on with winning.