Curse

ShadowsRequiem · Dec 20, 2007, 06:16 PM // 18:16

Having fun with scorpion wire in ab.

Get the ele down to about 1/10th of his health and then he uses flame djinns to get away.... little did he know in a few steps pooof! dead ^^

FluffyBunny007 · Dec 20, 2007, 07:13 PM // 19:13

Lol, 6 guildies being douches and spiking aspenwood together, little did we know we'd get 2 other eles.
Same armor, characters, and skills. All of us being The Pvp _aver :P

Not sure if the names of our guildies are blacked out enough, but i got rid of everyone elses

Gobby Was Ere · Dec 20, 2007, 07:26 PM // 19:26

Lol,

My Funnyest expierance in Guild Wars happened in my old Guild, My Leader and my real life Father, actually used to talk to each other over Vent but my Father never played Guild Wars himself. So anyways i thought of a great prank, My dad was to speak on Vent and pretend to have a 1v1 Scrim against my Guild Leader, but i would actually be controlling the Toon.

Lol in the end i beat my Guild Leader and he thought that my Father actually beat him! Lmao! I never laughed so much eva!

Brian Fellow · Dec 20, 2007, 08:03 PM // 20:03

ABing as an item holding ritualist with the +15 armor item. It took 5-6 tanks, dervishes, and assassins to bring me down after about a minutes of fighting them by myself.

Lil Mystique · Dec 20, 2007, 11:11 PM // 23:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by bart123

I was farming Minotaurs in HM at Ice tooth cave
and saw a minotaur called: L24 Snow Wolf
wtf

Garnet

My boyfriend and I had a similar experience in THK. A jade armor was a level 5 black bear

And who remembers the Lion's Arch glitch? Lol!

genofreek · Dec 20, 2007, 11:12 PM // 23:12

In a cutscene, every time the minions attack people or the ranger stands around casually with their pet sticking through them.

That cutscene in early Factions where the guard impales the "TERRIBLY wrooooong!" guy on a stick. Oh my god, such good times. XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by D8tura

there was the time where there was a bug where the green dragon in the sanctum cay mission kept rez-ing and then died rez and died after we killed him (clearly a bug that was happening) We laughed a good fifteen minutes watching him die over and over again

I've gotten that too! It was hilarious. I don't even know how long we sat and watched that damn thing die, go "SKREEEE" get up, die, go "SKREEEEE", get up... Some had alcohol on them, so we sat and watched the dragon fall over a million times while our teammates announced that they were the king of the world or about to be sick. Shame we didn't get morale/XP for the repeated deaths. By the time the thing was done, I could've been level 20.

I've seen people ask for runs to Sactum Gay, try to sell the Scat Eater, and announce that they're trading their rare gold celestial pig mini for a crummy little djinn.

I don't have screenies, but I often show up in a major outpost just in time to hear things like, "...and that's when I decided it was time to laminate my nipples!" I can't even count the number of times I've been like "I came in at the WRONG time on that one o_O" I never have this happen anywhere but LA. Kaineng is pure sale and Spamadan is, well.

But LA's full of freaks.

Speaking of LA... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../notnoooob.jpg

Leslie · Dec 20, 2007, 11:24 PM // 23:24

hmm let's see... I was doing Tahnakki Temple with my girlfriend, and in the area with the warrior boss Mhenlo was down to 1 /4th of his health and bleeding. The warrior boss was literally about to end Mhenlo with gash, and I managed to luckily interrupt that Gash on my warrior with distracting blow. Also have to agree with her on the lvl 5 Black Bear / jade bow thing, that was funny.

hurric · Dec 20, 2007, 11:30 PM // 23:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gobby Was Ere

Lol,

My Funnyest expierance in Guild Wars happened in my old Guild, My Leader and my real life Father, actually used to talk to each other over Vent but my Father never played Guild Wars himself. So anyways i thought of a great prank, My dad was to speak on Vent and pretend to have a 1v1 Scrim against my Guild Leader, but i would actually be controlling the Toon.

Lol in the end i beat my Guild Leader and he thought that my Father actually beat him! Lmao! I never laughed so much eva!

Do you have an "in-game father" that you needed to make a distinction? lol Surprised to see so many families play this game.

TheHaxor · Dec 21, 2007, 01:59 AM // 01:59

I returned to someone, they proceeded to get raped by Evisc+Exec while I was raped by Splinter Weapon. I then got raped by Evisc+exec =(

It hurt.

FluffyBunny007 · Dec 21, 2007, 02:13 AM // 02:13

Another funny moment

I read on a thread of a farm that crash the Pc or GW lol

felt like going and trying it out....soon got overloaded and GW froze.

tuna-fish_sushi · Dec 21, 2007, 02:16 AM // 02:16

back when the glitch was happening the best part is what the mini lich says to me when i do it!
notice the leet build and even leeter damage.

artay · Dec 21, 2007, 02:36 AM // 02:36

In ToA, making out with my friend and this happenned.

I really hope they were kidding.

Gobby Was Ere · Dec 21, 2007, 09:09 AM // 09:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by hurric

Do you have an "in-game father" that you needed to make a distinction? lol Surprised to see so many families play this game.

My Father doesnt play Guild Wars, it just that he now and then goes on vent when im with him, just to have a casual chat with my Online mateys =P

EPO Bot · Dec 21, 2007, 10:17 AM // 10:17

(Enters Norn arena)

(Hears twinkly mending sound in the distance)

"KILROOOOOOY STOOONEKIN!!!!!!"

I laughed so hard i tought i would choke.

Hamanaqua · Dec 21, 2007, 06:05 PM // 18:05

So I'm reading through these and just cracking up because you realize this unique bond you have with people you don't even know just because you play the game.

Anyway, I joined a party for Warbrand in Eye of the North. We had to storm that keep or whatever, fight the destroyers and free Pyre's buddies. It was total choas. If we ever had a plan, it dissolved in record time. We had this Tank (who had a great build I might add) that just kept spamming the team chat with "THIS IS SPARTA". Before I knew it EVERYTHING was dead and we'd finished when by all rights we should have been dead. I'm not even sure we remembered to bring healers.

Vinraith · Dec 21, 2007, 06:13 PM // 18:13

Entering the PvP battle to exit presearing with a level 2 warrior (was just making a tapestry run). Figuring I had no chance I just /danced the duration of the match. The two humans on the opposing team were, apparently, so confused that they managed to lose to my AI companions.

FengShuiDove · Dec 21, 2007, 06:31 PM // 18:31

Quest acceptance, denial, and rewards are often hilarious. I was playing through Istan on my Paragon, doing every quest I could trying to get to level 20 before leaving. I was closing in on Survivor, level 16 or 17 without having died and without really even trying to get the title, so I was pretty confident. Came upon the quest, "A Decayed Monument" in Cliffs of Dohjok. As soon as I accepted the quest and the guy slowly walked off out of aggro, like 12 red dots just showed up on my screen.

O_O

Suffice to say, they took me by surprise and wiped me a number of times while I proceeded to go in and kill one at a time spawning at the nearest res. After finally beating it, the guy comes back and says, "Thanks! Looks like everything's how I left it. I hope you didn't get too bored." I died laughing.

Also, the other day in RA, the Assassin that used Frenzy against me. He was at full health, used Frenzy, and I poked him with Unsuspecting down to like 1/4 health =P.

darkdreamr · Dec 21, 2007, 06:40 PM // 18:40

I like using the shatter ench/enchanters conundrum/shatter delusions spike on melee because the monks in RA never expect it. I always find it amusing when I slap empathy on, spike them down to 10% health, and they take that one last swing that kills them. They never stop in time. >)

Jan 02, 2008, 04:15 PM // 16:15

i dont know if this is that funny but it was to me and my friend.. ut me and him where trying to get to gether to o a mission and and we where yelling at eachother saying we couldnt add eachoter.. the whole time i was in international D and he was in american XD noob moment.

blood4blood · Jan 02, 2008, 04:56 PM // 16:56

In response to me telling a PUG to wait, my wife was on the way bringing a monk: "OMG! Wife? Playing GW?! WTB wife!! 100k, OK?!"