Curse

Commander Ryker · Jun 15, 2007, 04:48 PM // 16:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger Rog

My favorite was seeing a Ranger in pre-searing Ascalon city who wanted to know why his pet had vanished, I PM'd him to ask if it was called Melandrus Stalker and that I had seen one just outside the gate to the city. He went out and PM'd me back to thank me for helping him find it

OMG......that is too funny! I'm going to have to remember that one.

I probably laugh playing guild wars then I do doing anything else. I'd tell you but like the other poster, most of it is inside jokes.

quickmonty · Jun 15, 2007, 09:18 PM // 21:18

Doing Gate of Madness with a PuG. I'm telling the warrior to use Wild Blow on Shiro to knock him out of Battle Scars.

Warrior: "But, when I do, he HITS me."

Henchman · Jun 15, 2007, 09:53 PM // 21:53

Mine:
Probably in LA where a Trade spammer kept shouting on the local channel:
"WTS GREEN MESMER STAFF 100K!!"

Eventually people started laughing at him and telling him to shut up. I played along and offered 100k and a few ectos (using the local channel). Eventually a few more of us starting bidding hunderds of plat on it..

bilateralrope · Jun 15, 2007, 10:20 PM // 22:20

For all the jokes you hear about [skill]frenzy[/skill] and [skill]healing signet[/skill], just remember that they are the first skills a tyrian warrior learns.

Jaythen Tyradel · Jun 16, 2007, 02:03 AM // 02:03

Yesterday In Ascalon, a warrior was spamming he wanted a mini pet for 10k.
Pretty much ignored him at first, until someone started to trade with him andit went like this:

warrior:let me test.

warrior: let me test.

seller walks away.

warrior:fine no money.

Seeing as he is trying to scam I follow him around a bit.

We gets another potential buyer and he starts saying the "let me test" again. I guess the person Pm'ed him saying he wanted money. Warrior says:
"trust me! I onist!"
I just LOL'ed out of my chair.

chowmein69 · Jun 16, 2007, 04:02 AM // 04:02

i got into a pug with my warrior to do ring of fire mission , i have healing sig and frenzy and i survived it!! i got mission done with bonus with frenzy and heal sig

4ssassin · Jun 16, 2007, 06:03 AM // 06:03

1v1 battle, ele vs ele. I was fairly new, ele I was fighting was wearing full FoW armor. I tell him: "I'm going to be using Obsidian Flesh"
Him: Ok, Ill pwn your ass noob (or something like that)

Battle starts:

He lands one staff attack on me, and all his spells then proceed to fail against Obsidian Flesh.

I kill him with stone daggers.

He calls me noob and kicks me out of his guild hall.

I proceed to laugh for half an hour.

Every time i lag · Jun 16, 2007, 12:59 PM // 12:59

was telling guildy that 25 AL aint gud when u ab
other guildy asked if he know what AL was
guildy : All around lol
at that moment it was funny ^^

liger13 · Jun 16, 2007, 01:35 PM // 13:35

Playing "Hide and Go seek" in the Guild Hall with HUDs turned off :P

Kook~NBK~ · Jun 16, 2007, 05:40 PM // 17:40

I had a good one this morning.

I was vanquishing Dragon's Gullet and came up to the last group (4 hydras). They were glitching, which wasn't a good omen. But I hadn't had any party wipe to that point, so no biggie. Anyway got the first 2 down, but my H/Hs started going down, too. Of the 2 still up, I got Backfire on one & Empathy on the other & Olias managed to get a flesh golem up. They managed to finish me and Olias off (party wipe), but they were down to about 15% health each with the hexes still on them and doing battle with the golem.
the res timer got down to 3 and the "Vanquished" shield came up! W00T!

Vermilion K · Jun 16, 2007, 06:49 PM // 18:49

Too many funny moments, but I remember some.
Guy in LA: "I want to have a minipet, only got 500g plzzzzzzzzzzzz"
He was spamming for some time, then I thought if I gave him my mini pig he will be happy and shut up. I wisp him: "I have a pig for 500g."
He replies: "I already have that"

Another time, was making a party in Chantry of Secrets for FoW, and when I was collecting the money for the entrance a monk says I dont have any money. He had a 15k Luxon armor dyed black :P I said, ok, when I we went in, we were doing well, we found a chest, the monk says, "Oh, I forgot to buy some keys!"

Cale Roughstar · Jun 16, 2007, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Early ascalon with my mes, we have collected all the pieces for the catapult. I say to my wammos, "you guys go aggro the charr and ill nuke the sh*t out of them". So they go up and proceed to aggro all the char, and I pull the catapult. BOOOM HEADSHOT! I go up and res them and they are congratulating me on a great shot. Suffice to say I was pleased with myself...

Also, anything that the henchies did before updates. Probably the worst friggin AI in MMO history imho, e.g. Mhenlo and Lina in the ring of fire both trying to res Devona, who has died in the lava. When they both died I almost fell out of my chair. =D

Raziel Mert · Jun 16, 2007, 09:58 PM // 21:58

well , i dunno but one time i had a weird Random Arena battle , it was me as a RT and whole team against some other dudes against 4 enemies ,
so we played 2 of them left 2 of us left , until it came to RT + monk in my team and Monk + Monk in enemy team .
this is what happened 1 hour of battling waiting of one of the monk will leave my monk got AFK , still they coulnd do us anything , after one of there monk left , my monk was still afk , so the other monk on enemy team left too ,
he said to me before he left : you dont have a monk now anyway .
next battle we got a full team but an AFk monk , to keep it short we lost.

in short way , we frikkin did a one hour battle for nothing

DirtyDirty · Jun 16, 2007, 10:04 PM // 22:04

On my first mission right out of Shing Jea, I was running behind trees so the Kappas wouldn't see me.

mr_groovy · Jun 16, 2007, 11:57 PM // 23:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDirty

On my first mission right out of Shing Jea, I was running behind trees so the Kappas wouldn't see me.

that made me /chukle

Francis Crawford · Jun 19, 2007, 07:36 AM // 07:36

There's actually a lot of pretty funny stuff built into the game, such as:

The play in Bokka's Ampitheatre
Cynn's jealousy in Factions
The pompous bureaucrats in Factions (especially the endgame dialogue)
Many of the turn-down options for quests and bounties
Pop culture references (my favorites are the characters named Larry, Moe, and Curly, and the fact that Jayne drops a weapon named Vera)
Some of the henchie dialogue (my current favorite is Kihm's descent from a long line of skillet-throwing women)

Oren The Destroyer · Jun 19, 2007, 07:39 AM // 07:39

Winning HoH with touchway

Roshi_ikkyu · Jun 19, 2007, 09:41 AM // 09:41

While helping a low lvl group in old ascalon, I was monking, having a Ranger rage quit because I wasn't ressing his pet. I explained I couldn't do it because its impossible. He yelled something about noobs not knowing skills and then proceeded to rage quit.

Anyway I pretty much completed the mission for the group (lvl 20 in normal mode), got back to the outpost and found the same ranger spamming "LFG no noob monks who don't rezz"

lmao

ReiNaruto · Jun 19, 2007, 01:58 PM // 13:58

I have had a lot of good moments in the game.

The most recent one was this weekend, we were helping two guidies in Abbadon's mouth mission. Both was playing monks, and I wanted to cap RC, we decided that they should play prot and healer, while I was playing a smiter.

When we was in the mission our healer monk begun to run straigh to a really big group of enemies, about 3 patrols. We all charged with him, quickly after receiving strong damage, our warrior was getting really high damage, and the protector couldn't help it much. So, I start spamming like hell Essence Bond, Strength of Honor and Judge's Insight on him, and I could manage to keep him alive with my divine favor!

After I few seconds of killing all the enemies we could read a nice message saying that the monk has lost the connection to the server!

I was laughing so loud that my family woke up :S

bart123 · Dec 20, 2007, 06:05 PM // 18:05

I was farming Minotaurs in HM at Ice tooth cave
and saw a minotaur called: L24 Snow Wolf
wtf

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