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trialist · Feb 24, 2009, 10:50 AM // 10:50

Shut down the servers for the day.

<_<

>_>

Bet the shitstorm that hits the forums would be worth the lols.

MagmaRed · Feb 24, 2009, 11:03 AM // 11:03

Make every monster, EVERY, drop Black Dye, Ecto, etc. (rare items) and have the following displayed:

"Whiptail Devourer drops a Vial of Black Dye reserved for Koss/Alesia."
"Terrorweb Dryder drops a Glob of Ectoplasm reserved for Ogden Stonehealer."

Seeing all the drops that are assigned to the hero/hench would piss off a lot of people, and be quite amusing when they are always rare items.

Wish Swiftdeath · Feb 24, 2009, 11:38 AM // 11:38

give mobs r15 and make them rank players

Konig Des Todes · Feb 24, 2009, 12:00 PM // 12:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by wu is me

Et voila! =D.....

Linsey has stated that's not an April Fool's joke.

My guess would either be the shrinking, or the GW2 announcement linking to this.

Skye Marin · Feb 24, 2009, 12:01 PM // 12:01

Have random, intermittent, item drops in major cities. Things like:

-Not a Glob of Ectoplasm
-Not a Zaishen Key
-Not a Lockpick
-Not a Chunk of Amber

Then you click on it, you pick it up (in your hands) and it explodes, like a fake present on Christmas.

refer · Feb 24, 2009, 12:09 PM // 12:09

Change the names of all NPCs, players, areas, skills, professions (everything) to random letters and number combinations.

Quaboag · Feb 24, 2009, 12:11 PM // 12:11

Write "Kick Me" on the back of everyone's guild capes.

pamelf · Feb 24, 2009, 12:27 PM // 12:27

None of these things would be funny simply because they've been suggested. If it's not original it won't be funny.

Haxor · Feb 24, 2009, 01:29 PM // 13:29

I beg to differ. I'd laugh my ass of if they rickrolled everyone in a GW2 announcement.

Jumping Is Uselss · Feb 24, 2009, 01:34 PM // 13:34

GW2 Demo. That brings us to Pre-searing

naughteblonde · Feb 24, 2009, 01:39 PM // 13:39

Ive said it before and I'll say it again.
Rata sum being randomly invaded by the Broodmother and her nestlings and slaughtering all the inhabitants.
Heck, any main outpost being invaded.

Rocky Raccoon · Feb 24, 2009, 01:49 PM // 13:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwmaster

put a link on the website announcing gw2 news..when u click on it u get rickrolled.

How about one of these alternatives?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29279297/

Let people carry weapons in cities and be able to attack each other.

EPO Bot · Feb 24, 2009, 01:50 PM // 13:50

In that case you may want to have Gwen back, making everyone burst into flames.

Tullzinski · Feb 24, 2009, 01:53 PM // 13:53

When you go out of any town all the monsters look like your party and your party looks like the creatures. Would be nice to put the smackdown on some of those H/H's, could make for some cool screenshots too, your toon as a big blue monk boss.

makosi · Feb 24, 2009, 02:06 PM // 14:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by wu is me

Et voila! =D.....

Dang, they had me fooled for over a month!

I'd like if they reversed fame and zaishen points on accounts for the day. For example:

-a person with 0 fame would have 100,000
-a person with 1 fame would have 999,999
-a person with 95,000 fame would have just 5,000.

Too complex and uninteresting?

Wish Swiftdeath · Feb 24, 2009, 02:11 PM // 14:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughteblonde

Ive said it before and I'll say it again.
Rata sum being randomly invaded by the Broodmother and her nestlings and slaughtering all the inhabitants.
Heck, any main outpost being invaded.

thisthisthis

raptors get their revenge!

Karuro · Feb 24, 2009, 02:16 PM // 14:16

Wouldn't be much of a joke/surprise anymore if any of these suggestions will be it.

crazybanshee · Feb 24, 2009, 02:37 PM // 14:37

Every town should be filled up with homeless kittens and puppies walking around mewling and crying. You can pay a new npc to feed them which will shut them up for 5 minutes and make them roll around on their backs and be cute. Instant money sink! Of course, I'll probably be the only person doing it, because I think I'm the only person that ever does that pig in a catapult thing during canthan new year.

DoomFrost · Feb 24, 2009, 03:59 PM // 15:59

People randomly dying in LA, Kamadan, or Kaineng, forcing people to rezone.

imnotyourmother · Feb 24, 2009, 04:43 PM // 16:43

I know what they can do.

Upon signing up they can say "Your account has been banned. For an explanation please click here." the link brings you to your characters and you log in and all your gold is GONE!

I love it. Peeps would freak