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Sep 16, 2009, 10:35 AM // 10:35
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jan 2009
Guild: House of Lord Darcia [HoLD]
Profession: W/
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If Guild Wars was literal
I've been thinking recently what difference there would be in the skills if Anet made them literal to their real-life name-sake, but thank god they didnt.
Here are a few of my favourites Sever Artery - it would literally be 1 hit kill Meteor Shower - would basically auto-vanquish the whole continent for you ^^ Decapitate - enough said really Dancing daggers - wtf? Way of the Empty Palm - you'd become karate master instantly =] Post any skills you think would be cool  
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Sep 16, 2009, 10:37 AM // 10:37
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Bellgium
Profession: W/E
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Consume corpse-ewwwwww?
Tease-forbidden for male mesmers Last edited by netniwk; Sep 16, 2009 at 10:45 AM // 10:45.. |
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Sep 16, 2009, 10:43 AM // 10:43
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New Zealand
Guild: CoA
Profession: N/
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Foul Feast for the 2 Girls 1 Cup crowd.
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:10 AM // 11:10
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Feb 2009
Guild: wfls
Profession: Mo/
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Echo - Echoo echoo echoo...echoo....echoo
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:16 AM // 11:16
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Belgium
Guild: Dutch Doom Brigade
Profession: W/
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migraine ^^
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:22 AM // 11:22
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Poland
Guild: N/A
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Earthquake, Maelstrom and Meteor would be weapons of mass destruction for sure.
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:28 AM // 11:28
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Oct 2005
Profession: R/W
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"Can't touch this!"... good song.
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:29 AM // 11:29
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: May 2007
Guild: Free Wind
Profession: R/
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Seeking arrows.
Oh yeah. |
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:39 AM // 11:39
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South of heaven
Guild: S E X Y Shinigami[SEXY]
Profession: W/
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* Walks into a clothes store *
* Pauses as he sees a huge muscular male dude with a big smile on his face * "Uhhmm.. My jacket needs Mending please" --------- Protective Spirit? So ghosts exist?  --------- Backbreaker - ouch  !--------- Belly Smash - /BRAAAF  --------- Dismember - Nooos! My winny! --------- Drunken Blow should be like an auto miss lol. Last edited by M @ T; Sep 16, 2009 at 11:46 AM // 11:46.. |
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:56 AM // 11:56
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Black Cats
Profession: E/Mo
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Mark of Pain - Branding iron.
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Sep 16, 2009, 11:59 AM // 11:59
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Zealand
Guild: None
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Shout "It's Just A Flesh Wound!" and "None Shall Pass!" to become an instant Monty Python enthusiast.
Blood Ritual/Dark Pact to become emo. Give people all kinds of strange mutations and disorders with a Necro. Thinking abut Mesmer skills made me realise how much they fit women. If you are sensitive to stereotypes or sexism please don't read on. Shame, Guilt, Diversion, Backfire, Complicate, Mistrust, Panic, Overload, {Wastrel's} Worry, Tease. They all seem to fit so well. |
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Sep 16, 2009, 12:01 PM // 12:01
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Florida, USA
Guild: Sacred Storm [Strm]
Profession: N/
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Ulcerous Lungs.
o__o That'd hurt. |
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Sep 16, 2009, 12:04 PM // 12:04
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2006
Profession: D/
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Vampirism, cue cheesy dracula clip
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Sep 16, 2009, 12:11 PM // 12:11
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Guest
Join Date: Jan 2007
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umm, wild blow...yeah..
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Sep 16, 2009, 12:12 PM // 12:12
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Guild Hall
Profession: R/
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Glass Arrows. Youch
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Sep 16, 2009, 01:27 PM // 13:27
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Nov 2007
Guild: Illusion of skillz [Iz]
Profession: W/E
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Aneurysm Target foe experiences drop in blood pressure, rapid heart rate, high cholesterol, and lightheadedness. followed by a high risk of death
Rising Bile : "I think that last corpse did not agree with me" Cry of frustration (caused by improper fix pf R/A's) Epidemic : Darn Swine Flu Eviscerate "Talk about Guts" |
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Sep 16, 2009, 01:43 PM // 13:43
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Guild: Lucid Spirits [LIFE]
Profession: N/A
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My ele would not be allowed to use Shockwave in Kaineng for fear of destroying nearby buildings.
Whirlwind - also not safe in towns Thunderclap - everybody nearby goes deaf temporarily Deep Freeze - Winter starts waaaay early this year. Minions would actually look like what they were raised from? Dark Pact - oooh, you made a deal with the Devil... Hundred Blades - holy crap! Eviscerate - ewwwwwwww "Go for the Eyes!" - owowowowow Blackout - but, but, but there is no electricity! Maybe usable in Rata Sum only? Panic - target foe runs around in circles like a chicken with its head cut off Simple Thievery - not an elite - even the little 5-year-old kids in Kaineng can (and will) do it! Hang on to your belt pouch! |
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Sep 16, 2009, 02:30 PM // 14:30
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Europe
Guild: Tom Son [TS]
Profession: E/
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You really need to try this build for a disco brawl:
Tease Clumsiness "I Meant to Do That!" Grapple Burst of Aggression "You Will Die!" "To the Limit!" "Retreat!" |
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Sep 16, 2009, 02:42 PM // 14:42
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Las Vegas
Guild: Enraged Whiny Carebears [oR]
Profession: W/E
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plague sending... target ally flatulates and all foes in the area cannot breathe for 10...40 seconds succor, take out the needle and thread feedback, like ebay in spamadan confusing images - you throw a mysterious mushroom in target foes mouth rust, go buy new armor |
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Sep 16, 2009, 03:06 PM // 15:06
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Devon, England.
Guild: Desolation Lords [DL]
Profession: E/Mo
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Headbut would actually be a Headbut, and not just throwing their arms at the foe. Also, farming wouldn't be killing monsters for loot. It would be growing plants and selling them for like 1k each. |
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