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Koricen · May 26, 2008, 05:15 PM // 17:15

We all know it's funny. The thing is we all know it not only could happen, but probably does happen. And that's what makes it not funny.

Red Sand · May 26, 2008, 05:54 PM // 17:54

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Originally Posted by Tatile

Also that's.

Correcting someone's punctuation on a message board is a sure sign that you're full of yourself!

Shayne Hawke · May 26, 2008, 05:58 PM // 17:58

My guildie actually just said this: "hey guys wat kind of pple can u get naga pelts jade pple or affected?" (Hey guys, what kind of people can get you Naga Pelts? Jade Brotherhood or Afflicted?)

/facepalm

Tatile · May 26, 2008, 06:02 PM // 18:02

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Originally Posted by Red Sand

Correcting someone's punctuation on a message board is a sure sign that you're full of yourself!

Really? I was just bored and wanted to see how he would react. Well then if you think I'm arrogant I *must* be, as we all know how well strangers know other strangers

(Yes, the above is in jest. Really.)

legendary4321 · May 26, 2008, 06:32 PM // 18:32

worst thing some1 could do.

the yellow pointer shows the question and answer.

This1 is funny too.

dunky_g · May 26, 2008, 07:52 PM // 19:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tatile

Really? I was just bored and wanted to see how he would react. Well then if you think I'm arrogant I *must* be, as we all know how well strangers know other strangers

(Yes, the above is in jest. Really.)

Tbh I just lol'ed.

Punctuation on a forum is normally the last thing on my mind.

joshuarodger · May 26, 2008, 08:03 PM // 20:03

"hurry up, just put it in"

referring to a skill i had left off my bar, meaning we had to zone back to outpost.

scythefromunder · May 26, 2008, 09:05 PM // 21:05

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Originally Posted by joshuarodger

"hurry up, just put it in"

referring to a skill i had left off my bar, meaning we had to zone back to outpost.

eww?? thats seems gross brown.

thedeadwalk! · May 26, 2008, 09:12 PM // 21:12

"4 more and we get a point."

That was said by a teammate after our first win in RA. I love that place some times.

Red Sand · May 26, 2008, 09:41 PM // 21:41

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Originally Posted by Tatile

Well then if you think I'm arrogant I *must* be...

Well you can trust me, I'm an expert on arrogance!

Get it from me mum, you know.

MrSlayer · May 27, 2008, 01:06 AM // 01:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Sand

Correcting someone's punctuation on a message board is a sure sign that you're full of yourself!

Wonder how many times you re-read this before posting, just to be sure

This thread seems to be off topic a little >.>

To add my contribution...
I was in AB, someone was calling everyone a noob. I was running a Rt/A spike build, and happened across him. I spiked him, and he sorta did a mini-flame. So I followed him around, seeking him out over everyone else in combat. Man, he was yelling at me in German, and English, and some weird mix of both by the end of the game. I said nothing, just kept killing him.

I also have many great episodes of people arguing with me, and me just simply correcting their broken grammar, spelling and punctuation until they self own. I had someone yelling "OMG YAHNI IS A STUPID DILDO [filtered word...begins with who and ends in re...implies someone who sells their body for cash <.<]!!!!!!!" just for that. It was worth it.

Lawliet Kira · May 27, 2008, 01:52 AM // 01:52

A noob in Spamadan:

can someone PLEASE give me a seed to farm some weapons and tell me where a good spot to plant them is too! PLEASE

Oh and this one too: "Mine is always bigger"

pOmrAkkUn · May 27, 2008, 03:31 AM // 03:31

I was playing B-surge and a war yelling me in local chat

" stop blind me and fight noob!!!"

I was selling items in Kamadan us1 with my Rt in pink Luxon 15k and someone PM me

" wow u are so cute are u a girl in real life ? "
and he was trying to flirt me for few mins b4 I put him in ignore list :P

ah just remind 1 more

I was playing Mesmer in AB then i casted Back Fire on a toucher and he said in local

" wow u noob suxon u can't use back fire with toucher LOLOLOL NOOB!!"
after that he used OoB and triggered my Back Fire and die xD

imnotyourmother · May 27, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35

Well this just happened last night. I was in pre-searing Ascalon and I wanted to move some things from my lvl 16 war to my new lvl 10 messmer.

Imnotyourmother: Is anyone in Pre?
Guild Leader: Yes what do you need.
Imnotyourmother: I need to transfer stuff from one toon to the other.
Guild leader: OK I can help

Guild leader helps me out. Now I had never seen this guy before but has the same cape so I give the stuff to him and jump on my other toon.

Trade goes smooth as silk. This guild member tells me that he is going for Legendary Survivor Title.

Imnotyourmother: My guild leader helped me get to gwen and that is how I got Legendary Survivor title on my other toon.
Guild Leader: I know I am the Guild Leader.
Guild Leader: Imnotyourmother told me how.
Imnotyourmother: What???

I then open my guild window and sure enough. My guild leader made a new toon...that is why he was in pre.. HOW STUPIDLY funny is that???

oracle.delphi · May 27, 2008, 06:18 PM // 18:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kikuta

Person in local chat: Yeah I know what you mean.
Person in local chat: Sometimes when I get lonely I call my mobile with my home phone and have phone sex with myself.
Person in local chat: OMFG W/C
Rest of local chat: LOL'd!

omg i would have just died /wrist

funniest thing I was standing in LA with my old necro in the scar pattern armor (not the elite) and some guy starts whisping me saying where did i get my armor and that it was hot (male necro him, female necro me) then he asks if i'm a girl, (which i am) so i said no, and he said "aw that's too bad cause i'm looking for a guildwars girlfriend"

i swear to god true story..my bf didn't think it was funny for some reason...lol

Edit: for the stupidest "where is Lionguard figo??"..no answer.."wheres lionguard figo".."he's by the docks"..."why won't you fing noobs tell me where Lionguard figo is?"...

Rexion · May 27, 2008, 07:49 PM // 19:49

I was in AB a little while ago and there was an assassin with a name that was a misspelling of Tyra Banks. The were constantly calling people fierce and asking for pictures. Then suddenly they yelled "WHO WANTS TO BE ALLIANCE BATTLES NEXT. TOP. MODEL??????????????/!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i donno about you, but I thought it was funny.

Cale Roughstar · May 27, 2008, 08:01 PM // 20:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendary4321

worst thing some1 could do.

the yellow pointer shows the question and answer.

At first, I was liek

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendary4321

This1 is funny too.

And then I lol'ed.

Zonzai · May 27, 2008, 08:26 PM // 20:26

I once heard in a wrong chat... "don't worry the doc say it not contagious"

MStarfire · May 28, 2008, 03:25 AM // 03:25

Most often the funny things come from my beloved guild.

kagenuma · May 28, 2008, 01:44 PM // 13:44

some guy asking on 1vs1 with me - ok i went into his GH,then saw he has party of 4.
me: "cmon u asked for 1vs1 so drop heroes n fight like a man"
he: "im only 12!"
(loled)yup not man enought, so i took heroes aswel.
he: "ill kill u have all skills unlocked!"
killed him even when he tried to hide behind guild lord.

Another day in kaineng
me: selling DED shiro'ken assassin mini 200e
someone: noob its worth 30k!
me: shiro'KEN not shiro, its rare mini check wiki
someone:noob wiki lies,such a noob
i dunno why but another 2 ppl wrote me that day thinking im selling shiro.Ppl just cant read.

other time one guy was asking for free stuff all the time so i puted him into ignore list.Few mins after his friend wrote me as him: "I reported u to anet coz u ignored me! u will be baned"
ok lol.