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Old May 25, 2008, 10:18 PM // 22:18   #21
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My guildie to another: "John is Canadian. He resents that."
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Old May 25, 2008, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #22
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Im playing a female mesmer in RA and get a whisper "your mesmer is sexy. i know that because i am lesbiana (spelled just like that)"
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Old May 25, 2008, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #23
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In a guild a few months back, some members formed a HA team for a laugh. One of them said something along the lines of:

"We're in the hall of herpes."

P & O are too close together.
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Old May 25, 2008, 11:48 PM // 23:48   #24
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Physical Damage has no place in highend PvE
Right, it's all about that craaaaaazy elemental damage.
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Old May 26, 2008, 12:20 AM // 00:20   #25
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Was in Ha with some friends and we get this really annoying warr. Now this warr wants to be the caller of which we said no. (we are on vent and he is not). He then says look at my shield which happens to be a tormented shield. We laugh and tell him no again. He then tells us that he has been the leader of 3 sliver rimmed guilds of which we say ebayer *cough* *cough*. We enter and he just charges in and does not listen. Then he leaves. Also he was a complete jerk and he gave us some great jokes.
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Old May 26, 2008, 02:04 AM // 02:04   #26
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Old May 26, 2008, 07:24 AM // 07:24   #27
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AB is good for this type of thing.
that one wins, LUXONS RULE
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Old May 26, 2008, 08:54 AM // 08:54   #28
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Someone waiting to fight in AB said, "Press F to target the nearest idiot." That was a joke meant if anybody did press F, then that person really is an idiot. It made me laugh.
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Old May 26, 2008, 09:45 AM // 09:45   #29
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"So how do you play this?"
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Old May 26, 2008, 09:52 AM // 09:52   #30
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Person in local chat: Yeah I know what you mean.
Person in local chat: Sometimes when I get lonely I call my mobile with my home phone and have phone sex with myself.
Person in local chat: OMFG W/C
Rest of local chat: LOL'd!
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Old May 26, 2008, 10:00 AM // 10:00   #31
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My guildie to another: "John is Canadian. He resents that."
a very brave and gorgeous canadian who lies deep within my heart
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Old May 26, 2008, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #32
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SLIPPERY GROUND BIATCH!
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Old May 26, 2008, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #33
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"Selling Runescape Account!"
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Old May 26, 2008, 11:31 AM // 11:31   #34
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Was playing balanced in TA and we came against that lameway SA, wounding strike sin, smiter, covenant setup.

We pressured them down so all their team was low and then they wiped and the wounding strike says:

"noobs, balanced is for lamers"
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Old May 26, 2008, 12:10 PM // 12:10   #35
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"WTT Mini Water Djinn (me) for Mini Panda (you)"
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Old May 26, 2008, 12:28 PM // 12:28   #36
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I like to yell in AB all chat just to cause a "disturbance"

"WTF? WHY ISN'T MY URSAN WORKING!!! AND WUT DA HELL??? SUNSPEAR REBIRTH SIGNET IS BROKEN TOO!!!!"

that always gets some notice :]
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Old May 26, 2008, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #37
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I like to yell in AB all chat just to cause a "disturbance"

"WTF? WHY ISN'T MY URSAN WORKING!!! AND WUT DA HELL??? SUNSPEAR REBIRTH SIGNET IS BROKEN TOO!!!!"

that always gets some notice :]
But thats not funny.
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Old May 26, 2008, 03:06 PM // 15:06   #38
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Probably the funniest thing I heard was when we did PvP in team arenas, one of the rangers there said:

"how do i attack??? PLS TELL ME?!"

Just before the match started...it made me lol for 10 mins straight on, in the end, we lost D:.
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Old May 26, 2008, 03:39 PM // 15:39   #39
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"Selling Runescape Account!"

LOLOLOLOL that is a winwin
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Old May 26, 2008, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #40
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But thats not funny.
Humour is relative. Also that's.
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