Curse

Pierre Francese · Mar 29, 2011, 12:30 PM // 12:30

You have to pay money to respec attributes.

Nerel · Mar 29, 2011, 01:10 PM // 13:10

Maybe an announcement on the login where the dev team claims to have reviewed the 'state of the game' and in light of their deliberations will be rolling back some features/changes that have contributed to 'power creep' over the years...

Once logged in you'll notice that all heroes are gone, all your inscribable weapons aren't inscribable any more, Ritualists are now Monks, Assassins and Dervishes are now Warriors, Paragon characters are just GONE, all skills added since the release of Prophecies have been removed, all Core/Prophecies skills have been reset back to how they were at release...

That would be an April Fool's to remember.

mauirixxx · Mar 29, 2011, 07:16 PM // 19:16

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Originally Posted by Mireles

Take heroes away for a day....id like to see that kinda panic....

I wouldn't panic, I'd relive my Prophecies only days ..... :P

**cosyfiep** · Mar 29, 2011, 08:14 PM // 20:14

you would see lots of solo farming---no heroes necessary

cant wait until friday!!! (yeah, I dont have a life really).

AngelWJedi · Mar 29, 2011, 10:50 PM // 22:50

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Originally Posted by cosyfiep

you would see lots of solo farming---no heroes necessary

cant wait until friday!!! (yeah, I dont have a life really).

who does? anyway i would love to see us turn into some kind of animal outside of towns then into heros inside town. xD

Zebideedee · Mar 30, 2011, 09:47 AM // 09:47

How about changing us into how we mostly play, farmers change into dungarees, straw hats and pitchforks. Runners get spandex. Beggars get a Big Issue. Power Traders turn into Gordon Geko. Etc. etc.

Matirion Maeronta · Mar 30, 2011, 10:00 AM // 10:00

I hope we get something similar to an invasion in town... Every 10 min or so a few hundred enemies would spawn, kill everyone (including NPCS) and after 1 min, they leave and you respawn. Or enable PvP in towns, giving a fake new faction every kill which you can turn in for good items at a non-functioning NPC.

Piippo · Mar 30, 2011, 02:09 PM // 14:09

A fake GW2 release date.

Mark my words, it will happen.

snodaard · Mar 30, 2011, 03:42 PM // 15:42

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Originally Posted by cosyfiep

cant wait until friday!!! (yeah, I dont have a life really).

Can't wait at all, mainly since my exams will be done this friday. And ofcourse because I am desperate to see what A-net came up with this year

Wyndy · Mar 30, 2011, 08:28 PM // 20:28

How about removing all dye from armor. Or the title we have to carry around all day tells everyone how often we died or how many hours we have played

StormDragonZ · Mar 30, 2011, 09:15 PM // 21:15

It wouldn't surprise me if ANet turned all male characters into Ooze and all female characters into Rats as they used to run around Lion's Arch and other towns before and somewhat after Eye of the North was officially released.

You know, something less than what our expectations wanted.

Also, if a fake update is made, they should move all elite skills to their respected primary attribute, i.e. all Warrior elites go to Strength, all Monk elites go to Divine Favor, etc...

Kunder · Mar 30, 2011, 09:42 PM // 21:42

Make changing secondaries on characters a new RMT. $10 gets you 10 secondary changes. Its not like its paying for an advantage, after all anyone could just remake a character with a new secondary.

Nerel · Mar 31, 2011, 04:45 AM // 04:45

Bring back attribute refund points, but instead of earning them via XP or mission completion, sell them in the online store... 8 refund points for $9.99 or a full 24 points for 'only' $19.99.

I'd lol.

cataphract · Mar 31, 2011, 09:23 AM // 09:23

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Originally Posted by Bebbo

1st of April next week. what do you think Anet will decide to do in Guild Wars this year if anything?

It's all good with me as long as they don't change the sex of characters. Ever. Again.

Gave me a heart-attack.

Aeronwen · Mar 31, 2011, 10:34 AM // 10:34

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Originally Posted by Wyndy

the title we have to carry around all day tells everyone how often we died or how many hours we have played

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am not sure which is higher for me :P

Swingline · Mar 31, 2011, 03:33 PM // 15:33

throughout the day ppl will get randomly dhuumed. When it takes you back to the character screen, instead of saying you got banned it says...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. APRIL FOOLS SUCKA!

and then you log back in after you change your drawers.

firadesunna · Mar 31, 2011, 03:57 PM // 15:57

Whenever you map travel, it takes you to a random place (only chooses places unlocked by all partyy members)

makosi · Mar 31, 2011, 04:19 PM // 16:19

They should add rogue black dyes which look just like regular black dye drops, but when you pick them up, they explode and knock you down.

cataphract · Mar 31, 2011, 04:41 PM // 16:41

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Originally Posted by makosi

They should add rogue black dyes which look just like regular black dye drops, but when you pick them up, they explode and knock you down.

Just like Building 7.

mage767 · Mar 31, 2011, 04:44 PM // 16:44

It will definitely be something to do with player appearance in towns. I'm guessing that we will randomly change to one of the hero NPCs from the various campaigns.